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Peanuts Mar 23, 2006
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little
old lady, " why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

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Mar 23, 2006
:lol:
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Mar 23, 2006
:lol: :lol: :lol:

excellent
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Mar 24, 2006
thats a good joke! :D :D :D
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Mar 24, 2006
:shock: :lol:
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Mar 25, 2006
EEEEEEEWWWW!! :lol: That is one desperate chocoholic. :lol: :lol:
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Mar 25, 2006
GAB wrote:EEEEEEEWWWW!! :lol: That is one desperate chocoholic. :lol: :lol:


moral of the joke ; never accept nuts or crunchies from gab :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mar 25, 2006
:lol: Yep! Dentures are a bloody awful!! :lol: :lol: :shock:
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Mar 25, 2006
Lol!!! :lol:
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