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Sharp wrote:Okay! now be serious!.. Do you guy's notice, somone of our forum memebe's 're not coming to forum!.. don't know maybe it me BUT.. i feel like that.. Snow, Puppypup, Zuzu, zuzudiva, Contect them if anyone have the line to reach!...


Obviously haven't looked at my FAVORITE REDHEADS and HOT AND PREGNANT threads in the entertainment section.

OMG, this Montezuma Revenge is really upsetting me. I need Desitin.


Hmm!... that's totally fine!...BUT.. you should come over, we 're bussy in our work's, business, life in home i'm agree!.. i mean that's more importent then anything in out life!....BUT... I would still say you should come or evryone!.. we 're like a family now.. so off-course we wll miss you or all of you who is not coming since long time!.... wellcome home!... : )

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Ewww. The two of you, confine such talk to ur PM system please![/quote]

Ahh!.. that's what am thinking too!.. we have Privite Message system... why not to Use it for somthing like that!... agree with you Mate!.....
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Sharp wrote:Ewww. The two of you, confine such talk to ur PM system please!


Ahh!.. that's what am thinking too!.. we have Privite Message system... why not to Use it for somthing like that!... agree with you Mate!.....[/quote]

Address your comment to the proper person and don't include me. I am not interested in hearing about her sore spots.
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Sharp wrote:Ewww. The two of you, confine such talk to ur PM system please!


Ahh!.. that's what am thinking too!.. we have Privite Message system... why not to Use it for somthing like that!... agree with you Mate!.....


Address your comment to the proper person and don't include me. I am not interested in hearing about her sore spots.[/quote]

Ohh!.. Bora Bora!. where have you been, thing's allright with you, i hope life bring's more good's on you're way!...
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jhbsnoopy wrote:Why don't you try going to dubaisurprises forum.www(dot)dubaisurprises(dot)com/dubai-forum/


That's like saying why don't you go to the school playground and play with the little kids.

I like playing with the big kids here.
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Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:
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puppypup wrote:Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:


That has gotta take the cake! You actually auditioned for a role as an Asian? Filipino I'm guessin.... :lol: :lol:
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puppypup wrote:Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:


Now I understand your identity crisis.

You are still hanging in all those roles you perform. The solution for you, is to stop acting :lol:

Free the mind 8)
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Jun 10, 2009
It was so fun laughing. I was laughing for realz because our fake laughter was so stupid and funny. :D

With all the Carradine news it's safe to say he was well hung and enjoyed hanging out.
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puppypup wrote:Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:


Now I understand your identity crisis.

You are still hanging in all those roles you perform. The solution for you, is to stop acting :lol:

Free the mind 8)


Robby what the hell is the new avatar? Looks like a Dutch girl smoking a juicy great reefer, but what's to the left of the picture, some lil' Dutch dwarf getting jiggy with her or something? I can't really make it out :D

Enlighten me or I'll go mad ;)

Cheers.
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puppypup wrote:Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:


Now I understand your identity crisis.

You are still hanging in all those roles you perform. The solution for you, is to stop acting :lol:

Free the mind 8)


Robby what the hell is the new avatar? Looks like a Dutch girl smoking a juicy great reefer, but what's to the left of the picture, some lil' Dutch dwarf getting jiggy with her or something? I can't really make it out :D

Enlighten me or I'll go mad ;)

Cheers.


Seems someone else is having an identity crisis!!! Hope its just with his avatar!!!
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puppypup wrote:Audition tomorrow. Funny in filmdom, I get pegged as Latina or white. I'm never picked for "Asian" roles (I know I should be punished for auditioning for a role that is not my racial background and to take roles from real Asians but it's called "acting." Anyway yeah I do audition for them because well I need money and parts but I'm told I don't look Asian). WTF is going on with real-life vs. cinema/TV? :roll:

Also got voice message to be a laugh track participant. Waiting by phone for Official confirmation. LOL ROFL. LMAO. I guess I'll be practicing my laughing to get into character. :roll:


Now I understand your identity crisis.

You are still hanging in all those roles you perform. The solution for you, is to stop acting :lol:

Free the mind 8)


Robby what the hell is the new avatar? Looks like a Dutch girl smoking a juicy great reefer, but what's to the left of the picture, some lil' Dutch dwarf getting jiggy with her or something? I can't really make it out :D

Enlighten me or I'll go mad ;)

Cheers.


I stopped watching this topic, but you are lucky I watched into to see your question SH ;)

What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:
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RobbyG wrote:What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:


Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.

Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D
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RobbyG wrote:What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:


Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.

Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D


If you need to watch expenses Misery, Dutch girls are the best because you go Dutch with them. :lol:
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RobbyG wrote:What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:


Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.

Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D


If you need to watch expenses Misery, Dutch girls are the best because you go Dutch with them. :lol:


If you don't look out luv, I go Dutch on you soon :D

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RobbyG wrote:What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:


Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.

Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D


If you need to watch expenses Misery, Dutch girls are the best because you go Dutch with them. :lol:

my kinda gal!
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RobbyG wrote:What you see is a Dutch Farmgirl, with a big can of Heineken beer in her arms, cut open with a bunch of roses hanging out, some other stuff and some clogs sticking out the top...

She's ready to move out to Dubai and is smoking her last 'stick of joy'...and God is she lovin' it... :D

Want a suckie? :wink:


Damn those are the exact qualification of my current dream woman.
Wouldn't mind if she loses them clogs though :lol: Leave them on the shelve, use it for stationary or sumtin.

Hey Rob you say she's heading this way? Tell her I'll be waitin at the airport :D


If you need to watch expenses Misery, Dutch girls are the best because you go Dutch with them. :lol:


If you don't look out luv, I go Dutch on you soon :D

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Don't you mean you'll make me pay? :shock:
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Don't you mean you'll make me pay? :shock:


Only if you're really bad below the sheets luv. :D
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Don't you mean you'll make me pay? :shock:


Only if you're really bad below the sheets luv. :D


Confused :? What does that mean in comparison to between the sheets?
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Don't you mean you'll make me pay? :shock:


Only if you're really bad below the sheets luv. :D




fek of puf, justo jokin. Sorry, really should be in bed. ERSE, DRINK!!!
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Don't you mean you'll make me pay? :shock:


Only if you're really bad below the sheets luv. :D


Confused :? What does that mean in comparison to between the sheets?


Nevermind luv. just playing with you ;)
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Thanks Rob, now I can see it. Why is she messing with damn fine beer by putting FLOWERS in it??? Well she can come here anyways, I love the accent a Dutch girl has when she speaks English, something very hot about it. Plus she looks mean enough for me, I think she's a nipple clamp and handcuff kind of girl by the look :twisted:

Oh, and careful of the puppy mate, it doesn't bite but it can give you a nasty tail wag...also I wouldn't want you to get lost in that forest......
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Speedhump wrote:Thanks Rob, now I can see it. Why is she messing with damn fine beer by putting FLOWERS in it??? Well she can come here anyways, I love the accent a Dutch girl has when she speaks English, something very hot about it. Plus she looks mean enough for me, I think she's a nipple clamp and handcuff kind of girl by the look :twisted:

Oh, and careful of the puppy mate, it doesn't bite but it can give you a nasty tail wag...also I wouldn't want you to get lost in that forest......


Ha :D

Yeah they are ruff-girls, but very feminine also. However...forget the nipple clamp :D

Regarding the puppy: I will keep out of the woods :D
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Speedhump wrote:Thanks Rob, now I can see it. Why is she messing with damn fine beer by putting FLOWERS in it??? Well she can come here anyways, I love the accent a Dutch girl has when she speaks English, something very hot about it. Plus she looks mean enough for me, I think she's a nipple clamp and handcuff kind of girl by the look :twisted:

Oh, and careful of the puppy mate, it doesn't bite but it can give you a nasty tail wag...also I wouldn't want you to get lost in that forest......


Ha :D

Yeah they are ruff-girls, but very feminine also. However...forget the nipple clamp :D

Regarding the puppy: I will keep out of the woods :D



Hey ruff-tuff works...oh yass.

I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all! Tip of the hat to your great country, me living on a barge when I made my 'mo money', I can see that... :D :D
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Speedhump wrote:I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all!


:lol: :lol: Hey Speedie is that what u tell your self before entering the brothel? :lol: :D
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Speedhump wrote:I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all!


:lol: :lol: Hey Speedie is that what u tell your self before entering the brothel? :lol: :D


Hey you young SOB, there's no need to fall in love with those young ladies, I guess you only have to pay them....where's the challenge in that....? :P

You know the term SPG...Sarong party girl?

Maybe you should spend some time in the Far East, you would understand that there's a lot of good times to be had without negotiating terms... LOL
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Speedhump wrote:Hey you young SOB, there's no need to fall in love with those young ladies, I guess you only have to pay them....where's the challenge in that....? :P


Hey I love a good challenge nothing like making a woman beg for it :wink:
(Well I ain't all that suave, but that's the endeavor :D)


Speedhump wrote:You know the term SPG...Sarong party girl?

Maybe you should spend some time in the Far East, you would understand that there's a lot of good times to be had without negotiating terms... LOL


SPG eh? NICE! You know I've got a thing for them oriental women!:D
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The only negotiating I've done with my women has been over time and place 8)



But to be honest should I be standing outside a brothel in Amsterdam I might enter simply out of curiosity. I'm sure there are experiences to be had!
And as far as I'm concerned life is all about the experience!

Now where's Robby he was supposed to mail me a leather kitty latex costume, complete with claws and a whip!
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Speedhump wrote:I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all!


:lol: :lol: Hey Speedie is that what u tell your self before entering the brothel? :lol: :D


Hey you young SOB, there's no need to fall in love with those young ladies, I guess you only have to pay them....where's the challenge in that....? :P

You know the term SPG...Sarong party girl?

Maybe you should spend some time in the Far East, you would understand that there's a lot of good times to be had without negotiating terms... LOL


I saw a few but it happened 10 years ago. They were very amusing girls in many cases. I played with one of those chicks in beach volley on Sentosa Island. We were the best pair one day.

Sometimes some of them marry white guys. My university-mate was one of the victims.

Speedy, have you been to Singapore? Nice place.
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Speedhump wrote:I have done lines off the bar in Amsterdam with some sweet girls before, not party girls, just nice young ladies, love them all!


:lol: :lol: Hey Speedie is that what u tell your self before entering the brothel? :lol: :D


Hey you young SOB, there's no need to fall in love with those young ladies, I guess you only have to pay them....where's the challenge in that....? :P

You know the term SPG...Sarong party girl?

Maybe you should spend some time in the Far East, you would understand that there's a lot of good times to be had without negotiating terms... LOL


I saw a few but it happened 10 years ago. They were very amusing girls in many cases. I played with one of those chicks in beach volley on Sentosa Island. We were the best pair one day.

Sometimes some of them marry white guys. My university-mate was one of the victims.

Speedy, have you been to Singapore? Nice place.


I spent a little time there. It's a lovely place, very civilised, A litlle boring I imagine compared to HK (I am told this, because I never visited HK). I am one of those freaks that loves Durian fruit so I should be there right now :D

Yes the SPG's are funny all chasing the ang mohs (white men). I don't think I could live there because Sing gals are like crack cocaine to me, it would be too dangerous, alamak! :oops: Whether Chinese or Malay, they are great, sharp, funny. I do a lot of business with Singapore and know the people are generally quick and clever.

And of course the food is out of this world.

Were you there long?
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