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Odd things about you Apr 27, 2009
I'm not Asian but a part-time masseuse.

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Apr 27, 2009
I'm Hawaiian with Samoan ancestry, but everyone thinks i'm Philippino....
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Hulahula wrote:I'm Hawaiian with Samoan ancestry, but everyone thinks i'm Philippino....


OH NO!!!!
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Apr 27, 2009
They call me bum-face but my real name is actually Benedic;

So odd :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 28, 2009
I'm short. Women in my family are 5'10" or taller. I'm at 5'7" :(
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Re: Odd things about you Apr 28, 2009
puppypup wrote:I'm not Asian but a part-time masseuse.


not about me.. but I think I know someone who is not blond but still dumb.
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Apr 28, 2009
I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!
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Apr 28, 2009
I look Russian, drink tomato juice with cabbage and can't stand stars... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 28, 2009
I once got a "happy ending" from a part-time masseuse girl who was asian but said she didn't look it.
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Apr 28, 2009
i can make you fall asleep with a whack on the head...
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Apr 28, 2009
Got two left feet , but is still the first one on the dance floor....need dance classes ASAP!
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Apr 28, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


I can believe that!

:) :)
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Apr 28, 2009
dresden wrote:I once got a "happy ending" from a part-time masseuse girl who was asian but said she didn't look it.


Ah yes, that girl was barely 5 feet and you are 4 inches, right? Sorry I don't know the meters thing.
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Apr 28, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!



Wow!!......... My self look's like italian or turkesh!... if I have Just name!!................ it's oddd what You think!!...............
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Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!



Wow!!......... My self look's like italian or turkesh!... even I have Just name!!................ it's oddd what You think!!...............
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Apr 28, 2009
I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:
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raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:



Ohhh!!... You're good looking!!.... No kididng!!................... ; )
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raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)
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raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)


perv to the bone :lol:
by the time I'd have kids at the dating age, you'd be grand daddy
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raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)


trust me, you would
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raidah wrote:
RobbyG wrote:
raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)


perv to the bone :lol:
by the time I'd have kids at the dating age, you'd be grand daddy


Now thats my type of girl. Not too soon, not too late. :lol:
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raidah wrote:
RobbyG wrote:
raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)


trust me, you would


Purrrrrrrrrrr 8)

You are going to get a PM soon :wink: :lol:
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raidah wrote:
RobbyG wrote:
raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


You tell your daughters to stay away from Robby in the future.

Mommie is imaging way to scary now! :lol: :wink: :lol:

Don't want anything to do with THAT 8)


trust me, you would


Purrrrrrrrrrr 8)

You are going to get a PM soon :wink: :lol:


no thanks, my monthly PM is not due yet
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Apr 28, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


It's the face isn't it. I just knew it.
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Apr 28, 2009
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Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


It's the face isn't it. I just knew it.


Marvellous reply. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 28, 2009
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


With a face like Sandra Bullock, it ain't surprising.
Were I standing face to face with Ms Bullock I'd probably self combust too......










In my Pants! :lol: :lol:
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raidah wrote:I have the as.s. of an african woman, the temper of a pit bull and Baba says I shouldn't go around children as my face would give them insomnia. :roll:


I don't know what ur Baba say's bout this, but hun you sound, Bootylicious :wink: ....which make you Raidahlicous :lol: :D
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Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


With a face like Sandra Bullock, it ain't surprising.
Were I standing face to face with Ms Bullock I'd probably self combust too......










In my Pants! :lol: :lol:


And you know that how? Because someone told you so? Do you believe everything you are told?

Signed: Angelina Jolie
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Bora Bora wrote:
Misery Called Life wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


With a face like Sandra Bullock, it ain't surprising.
Were I standing face to face with Ms Bullock I'd probably self combust too......











In my Pants! :lol: :lol:


And you know that how? Because someone told you so? Do you believe everything you are told?

Signed: Angelina Jolie


On an anonymous forum all I've got is your word.
Besides isn't that the beauty of it all. You can be whomsoeva you want.... :wink:
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Misery Called Life wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Misery Called Life wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:I can make you spontaneously self combust with one look!


With a face like Sandra Bullock, it ain't surprising.
Were I standing face to face with Ms Bullock I'd probably self combust too......











In my Pants! :lol: :lol:


And you know that how? Because someone told you so? Do you believe everything you are told?

Signed: Angelina Jolie


On an anonymous forum all I've got is your word.
Besides isn't that the beauty of it all. You can be whomsoeva you want.... :wink:


He's got a good point here Bora.

Teenz right :lol:
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