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Bethsmum wrote:

I'm betting it's a very good photoshop job!

I was thinking the same Chocs, she looks slightly unnatural to me. I was wondering if it was the angle it was taken from, but I think you are right, it looks as if it has been doctored. The photo, that is, but you never know, she may have undertaken one of those dodgy ops to make her look like JLo.

I'm sure BM doesn't give a damn where this girl comes from!!!

I wouldn't say I didn't give a damn Tom, It just never occured to me to look at her hair and the surrounds, I didn't get past the size of her derriere!

BM......interesting and am curious......who are the new additions to your "club"?
Or do you keep the members campartmentalized and strictly on "need to know" basis?

I only have one addition, Zonker, and that's to my AVOID list. It's Zubber I'm afraid, he turns my stomach with all his 'breast' posts. YUK. It is really rather off putting, it's like he's never seen a real pair or something.
I've had a bit of a reshuffle, you are now on my 'MARRY' list Zonker. I expect that has really made your day (not) LOL.

BM ... 0;0 I was so worried about being in the avoid list BM... feels so lucky I am not..
r u taking life too serious!!!!! seems arrogant at times, and quite friendly at others...

Oh Mahmoud, I wouldn't feel so lucky if I were you! It's only a bit of fun , just BM day dreaming! Serious and arrogant? Me? It depends on who I'm speaking to Mahmoud.

OOH… C’mon BM…

You’re now breaking my heart, dear….!

I adore JLo!!! She is one foxy, sexy lady!!

I’m these days time-recording all of the American Idol shows in order not miss seeing this beautiful goddess, who, the older she gets, the sexier she looks!!!

It’s not fair to even think about comparing her well-rounded, attractive posterior to the chubby, disproportionate buttocks of this girl in the picture!

Tom! I'm a JLo fan too. What I meant was that there is many a lady wanting to look like her. Wanting to look like JLO is not a bad thing but having silicone injected into your bum is!

-- Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:05 pm --

zonker wrote:BM....Bingo! You have got it in one, when you say its the "angle" that counts in that photograph! You have made my day!

BTW, females have a wide Pelvis; its designed for childbirth. A narrow waist means she is probably young, and the angle does the rest.
But I prefer blondes!

I'm a blonde but not blue eyed.

Chocoholic wrote:I'm betting it's a very good photoshop job!

After extensive research encompassing numerous videos on YT, encyclopaedia's on musicology and the like I've nailed the mystery of Tom Jones tantalizing seductress.

The woman is an artiste...her art form basically entails gyrating her body (in this case her back side specifically) to the carnal pleasures of her patrons who are all men.
Around the world such art forms can be described as such, Pole dancing and Lap dancing in the west, to the Mujras of the subcontinent, to Perreo of the Latin Americas (can be classy ), to Reggaeton (Booty shaking, Daggering) in the Africas and the Caribbean ( very carnal I assure you, watch at ur own risk), to Malayya in certain parts.
Her rump presented for the whole world, like a present, served on a platter : Malayya, is the art-form, TJ's seductress was reveling in when a patron snapped her for posterity.

Belly Dancing may also fall in this category, but it' sheer appeal and skill, not to mention grace set's it apart.

Mujra if done right, can also be immensely classy. Should you visit palaces in India very often the most spectacular chamber in the palace would be the Mujra room. Decked in marble and crystal, paintings of women mostly in the nude adorning the walls, to outlandish fountains held together by spectacular sculptures of the most curvaceous women in all the land. It was here I suppose the Kamasutra was either revered or re-written.

Perreo is Latin American, extremely erotic, best confined to your bedroom. With someone special this is a deal breaker, just like pole dancing.

The rest of them are just plain vulgar and grotesque.

Good work MCL and all done for the good of DF, I have no doubt

Well done MCL.

Its dedication like that that will soon have DF back to the good ol days of old, when people went that extra mile.

How many boxes of tissues did you go through btw during your research?

How many boxes of tissues did you go through btw during your research?

I do hope MCL uses those Kleenex man sized tissues. Stay away from those girlie coloured ones, the dye runs.

hahhaha

Well I am seriously contemplating learning salsa, so much was my fascination for parreo.

How many tissues you ask? Sorry I don't kiss and tell.

http://goo.gl/6hVqM -> For better examination of posterior surface morphology of arabic females

MC Hammer put it thus:

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy"

Or words to that effect...



Knight

zubber wrote:http://goo.gl/6hVqM -> For better examination of posterior surface morphology of arabic females

Why do you post a link to Brazilian shemales?????

Dubai Knight wrote:MC Hammer put it thus:

No man, its Sir-Mix a Lot, Mc Hammer is - Can't touch this

-- Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:01 pm --

Flying Dutchman wrote:

zubber wrote:http://goo.gl/6hVqM -> For better examination of posterior surface morphology of arabic females

Why do you post a link to Brazilian shemales?????

Hmm, What AV soft do you use ? , You could have redirectors installed on your browser ?

Flying Dutchman wrote:

zubber wrote:http://goo.gl/6hVqM -> For better examination of posterior surface morphology of arabic females

Why do you post a link to Brazilian shemales?????

FD, Zubber is on drugs, there can be no other explanation for his, somewhat, random posts and comments. It's probably rohypnol.

Roofies ? Come on now BM, no one does that anymore

zubber wrote:Roofies ? Come on now BM, no one does that anymore

I can find no other reasonable explanation.

Bethsmum wrote:

zubber wrote:Roofies ? Come on now BM, no one does that anymore

I can find no other reasonable explanation.

What the hell are "Roofies"??????????????

I wasn't sure but I imagine it's the Indian version of the date rape drug. I can't keep up with these youngsters.

Bethsmum wrote:I wasn't sure but I imagine it's the Indian version of the date rape drug. I can't keep up with these youngsters.

Really?????????????????

It's probably rohypnol.

Roofies ? Come on now BM

Yep.

zubber wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:MC Hammer put it thus:

No man, its Sir-Mix a Lot, Mc Hammer is - Can't touch this

Ahem...The song was written and first performed by MC Hammer. Check the online discology sites.



Knight

sage & onion wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:

zubber wrote:Roofies ? Come on now BM, no one does that anymore

I can find no other reasonable explanation.

What the hell are "Roofies"??????????????

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Roofies - Rohypnol; a sedative that makes users feel very drunk

http://www.nicd.us/drugstreetandslangterms.html#R

It causes anterograde amnesia ( you forget sh!t as you do it)

-- Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:57 pm --

Bethsmum wrote:I wasn't sure but I imagine it's the Indian version of the date rape drug. I can't keep up with these youngsters.

Well drug abuse is quite widespread nowadays, however the largest number of violent crimes involving drugs has been recorded to be in western nations

-- Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:00 pm --

Dubai Knight wrote:

zubber wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:MC Hammer put it thus:

No man, its Sir-Mix a Lot, Mc Hammer is - Can't touch this

Ahem...The song was written and first performed by MC Hammer. Check the online discology sites.



Knight

Ah !, I didnt know that , thanks for the correction , It really was done by hammer first