Next Time You're In The UK.....

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Next time you're in the UK..... Jun 18, 2009
Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton, Bolton, do a 'big breakfast' for £10.
Eat it all in 20 minutes with no drink to wash it down with and you get it free.

It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories - nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man.



A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: "Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea."



Your usual table, Mr. Creosote?? :D

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Jun 18, 2009
next time i am in uk. i am gonna scuff my mouth with a donner kebab and try talking then :D
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Jun 18, 2009
Most doner kebabs end up vomited over high street pavements by drunken teenagers on a Saturday night. Another reason why I'm not there.... :pukeright:
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Speedhump wrote:Most doner kebabs end up vomited over high street pavements by drunken teenagers on a Saturday night. Another reason why I'm not there.... :pukeright:


i only drink lassi :D anyways brits cant handle the spice, thats why they go red & run to the bathroom or just vomit :D
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Jun 18, 2009
Wrong again as always, I go for phal strength dishes when I'm in the UK. So do some of my friends.

Salt lassi goes better with that than lager does.
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Jun 18, 2009
Phal
This particular dish is a UK invention and not found in India (Phall actually means fruit). This dish is effectively a hotter version of the Vindaloo and has been known to be a favourite of inebriated diners.
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Jun 18, 2009
i guess u must be a bbcd frengi
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Jun 18, 2009
I think your record has got stuck.

Goodnight. Ask your mum if she'll let you wear long trousers next term, your knees are frightening the school cat.
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Jun 18, 2009
Speedhump wrote:I think your record has got stuck.

Goodnight. Ask your mum if she'll let you wear long trousers next term, your knees are frightening the school cat.


please ask your indian friends what bbcd means :D they will tell u. i honestly thought you would know cos you are from london and you know everything. hmmm teri pants main machli :D
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Jun 19, 2009
rudeboy wrote:
Speedhump wrote:Most doner kebabs end up vomited over high street pavements by drunken teenagers on a Saturday night. Another reason why I'm not there.... :pukeright:


i only drink lassi :D anyways brits cant handle the spice, thats why they go red & run to the bathroom or just vomit :D


Weird habits you got guys....'drink lassi' :lol:

I lick like Lassie ;) With outstanding feedback from the chickies :D
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Re: Next time you're in the UK..... Jun 19, 2009
Speedhump wrote:Mario's Cafe in Westhoughton, Bolton, do a 'big breakfast' for £10.
Eat it all in 20 minutes with no drink to wash it down with and you get it free.

It's 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories - nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man.



A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: "Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea."



Your usual table, Mr. Creosote?? :D


I saw a picture somewhere of this, and I thought I used to be able to eat.
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Jun 19, 2009
Ah me too, don't know where my appetite has gone either. Still love my food but stomach definitely is smaller than it used to be !
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