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[Flying Dutchman]

Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!

[Dubai Knight]

I have a fish that can ride a bicycle...



Knight

[shafique]

^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

[sage & onion]

^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

[melika969]

Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!

Don't worry, we will handle his post slaughtering!!

[shafique]

Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

Babel fish, grilled with a dash of lemon.

[sage & onion]

Ice cold Lemon Tea is great on a hot day

[desertdudeshj]

The weekends over !

[Flying Dutchman]

Shafster completely lost it, so I will post it here. Not in the threads that he is constantly editing and deleting posts out off. Here is a safe zone from Shafique I hope.

Oh this is going to be fun New Mod Vs Old Mod.

I am rooting for Melika, not the little man (which is not a reference to his manlihood).

[shafique]

I'm rooting for Chuck Norris

Cheers,
Shafique

[sage & onion]

Many root vegetables are good for your health

[shafique]

Chuck Norris practices deep breathing techniques for good health.

In fact - the weather isnt changing, its just Chuck Norris breathing.

[Flying Dutchman]

Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...

[sage & onion]

Running on the spot can get the pounds off

[shafique]

Chuck Norris does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks.

[melika969]

Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...

Yeah u should see, he replies the he deletes, then he deletes and again replies!

now he just deleted everything, just remained some of his own posts, which I deletd for him, it was look like he is talking to himself!

[sage & onion]

Is that what I feel at times when I am walking, thanks for the clarification Shaf

[shafique]

You're welcome S&O

Did you know:
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone?

[sage & onion]

Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

[shafique]

Perhaps it is seeing beyond the obvious - seeing things that are hidden to others.... like finding Waldo.

And we all know - Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!

[Berrin]

[desertdudeshj]

Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

Now I know where the saying " I dont give a flying fu@k " comes from

[shafique]

^

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

Cheers,
Shafique

[RobbyG]

^ wow, I'd pay to see that!



Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique

Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?

I think I have a Tasty meal for you. Watch the cook serve 'fishy' food.

[Flying Dutchman]

Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?

Enough to know not to blindly follow the line `the law is the law´

or as the nazi´s put it:

Ein Befehl ist ein Befehl.

[shafique]

Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany, but we've also not seen any proof that S&O is NOT a nazi. Hmmm..

Chuck Norris should investigate.

[desertdudeshj]

Lemme help you with this Shaf, Since your the religon Mod and all. Maybe they would be better fitting there ?

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".

[shafique]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris

[RobbyG]

^

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

Cheers,
Shafique

Wonderful

[desertdudeshj]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun !

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. Which he then injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.