Dubai Forums Dubai Discussions Dubai General Chat

[shafique]

Stop taking the p*ss Robby!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise

[desertdudeshj]

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

[sage & onion]

USA will obviously need him in the opening game.

My forcast - Englad 2 - USA 0

Nah 1 all with a penalty shoot out.

Will not be a penalty shoot out in the early rounds

[desertdudeshj]

Chuck Norris will play for team USA but he will not got to S.A. He wil just roundhouse kick the ball fom his back yard and it will land at the back of the net !

[Dubai Knight]

Chuck recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. It is known as Red Bull.

Now you're just taking the p*ss!



Knight

-- Wed May 26, 2010 12:10 am --

My tartan rug is covered in exploding chameleons...



Knight

[sage & onion]

Looks like it will be warm again today.

[shafique]

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

[sage & onion]

I see the Airport is reporting positive growth even with the Volcanic Ash Cloud.

[shafique]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

[desertdudeshj]

Chuck Norris farts are the real reasons behind global warming.

[shafique]

When Chuck Norris breaks wind ... it stays broken!

[arniegang]

blimey first bit of rain here for quite a few weeks

[Dubai Knight]

Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

[arniegang]

Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

gimme a ring matey

[Dubai Knight]

Thats because I arrive friday night!



Knight

gimme a ring matey

Yalla! Its in the diary!



Knight

[sage & onion]

Looks like DK and Arnie are going on a date

[shafique]

I like this new forum rule.

[sage & onion]

Which is the best place to holiday in the Caribbean?

[desertdudeshj]

The Chuck Indies.

[Dubai Knight]

Will there be crumpets still for tea?



Knight

[desertdudeshj]

No only martial arts classes

[Dubai Knight]

Oooo...I like painting!



Knight

[flutterbye]

What? Where did I put my cat? I like apples

[shafique]

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

[flutterbye]

"I dont like mondays! Tell me why? I dont like mondays"

[sage & onion]

I like Fridays though

[shafique]

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

[flutterbye]

i dont like thursdays too much either they are the tease of the weekday not quiet the weekend but nearly but anyhoo kangaroos are fun animals they hop

[sage & onion]

Looks like Bangladesh are in trouble, looking for some bad light!

[Dubai Knight]

I have a bad light in my spare room.

I shall spank it severely!



Knight