Most Men Can Not Joke

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Most Men can not joke Nov 02, 2006
Well I found most men to be silly and most of the time female do not get their joke. In fact they sometimes carry a silly joke for years. For example a friend of mine was buying a calendar for cliff Richard for his gf I asked him does she like him he said no?? but it was a joke he bought it for her last year and it is huge calendar that she has put it behind the door so everyone ask her, she has to tell them the story behind it. Now she was so glad that December is here so she can get rid if it but he bought her another one for the next year. Now that is silly joke that will carry for what?? 2yrs or even more. Do you guys find that funny and that is one example of many.

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Nov 02, 2006
:roll:

Can't you take a joke?
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^ian^ wrote::roll:

Can't you take a joke?


i think it is me then :roll: any joke from a man end up in a fight!!!
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some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!
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Nov 02, 2006
hmmm zoots on the subject line he is saying "most men" ... not all.

Somehow I agree, in DF for example how many men have a good sense of humour ???? maybe 25% of the male population only?
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zam wrote:Somehow I agree, in DF for example how many men have a good sense of humour ???? maybe 25% of the male population only?
:roll:

I hope I'm in the 25%??
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the_zooter wrote:some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!



Bah let her post... She just hasn't met us!
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zam wrote:Somehow I agree, in DF for example how many men have a good sense of humour ???? maybe 25% of the male population only?
:roll:

I hope I'm in the 25%??


Definitely! :toothy8:
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Nick81 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!



Bah let her post... She just hasn't met us!



I can imagine Nick - singing Bohemian Raphsody with Cons :lol:
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Nick81 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!



Bah let her post... She just hasn't met us!


yea let her come here :)
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weary_heart wrote:
Nick81 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!



Bah let her post... She just hasn't met us!



I can imagine Nick - singing Bohemian Raphsody with Cons :lol:


Well if ur lucky enough you'll get to see us :wink:


But things are looking bad for me... I am gonna spend at least 3 weeks outside Dubai... 1 week between Qatar and Bahrain and 2 weeks in Oman... Luckily I have my Xmas holidays waiting for me right after that!
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Nick81 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:some of us are funny though!
You shouldn't be so judgemental - just because one guy isn't funny, doesn't mean all men aren't!



Bah let her post... She just hasn't met us!



you are very funny exception to the rule
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I bought an ex gf a shirt that said "My boyfriend went to London and all he got me was this lousy shirt" .. I thought it was hilarious .. she thought it was not funny at all ... especially that i got it in XXL size :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MaaaD wrote:I bought an ex gf a shirt that said "My boyfriend went to London and all he got me was this lousy shirt" .. I thought it was hilarious .. she thought it was not funny at all ... especially that i got it in XXL size :lol: :lol: :lol:

And i wonder why she is an ex :roll: :roll:


8) 8)
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Corcovado wrote:
MaaaD wrote:I bought an ex gf a shirt that said "My boyfriend went to London and all he got me was this lousy shirt" .. I thought it was hilarious .. she thought it was not funny at all ... especially that i got it in XXL size :lol: :lol: :lol:

And i wonder why she is an ex :roll: :roll:


8) 8)
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nice one corc :lol:
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Corcovado wrote:And i wonder why she is an ex :roll: :roll:


8) 8)
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hehe i dont :P
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MaaaD wrote:
Corcovado wrote:And i wonder why she is an ex :roll: :roll:


8) 8)
C


hehe i dont :P



id sure hope not maaad
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Nov 03, 2006
True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize
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bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


yes... a lot are just a$$es
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bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


how is most and all the same, can't you people read :evil:
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bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


yes... a lot are just a$$es


and how happy i am to be one of the elite
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sara_uk wrote:
bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


how is most and all the same, can't you people read :evil:


Just reiterating for you sara :D
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bear wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


yes... a lot are just a$$es


and how happy i am to be one of the elite


bear could use simpler words please :lol:
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sara_uk wrote:
bear wrote:
bushra21 wrote:
bear wrote:True... a lot of men are not funny at all... but I hardly see a reason to generalize


yes... a lot are just a$$es


and how happy i am to be one of the elite


bear could use simpler words please :lol:


:D :D :D

will do
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Nov 03, 2006
The majority of professional comedians are male...

Funny that!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dubai Knight wrote:The majority of professional comedians are male...

Funny that!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight


funny you say that my friend once told me. You girls are not good in anything!! Even the best hairdressers are men and best chef in the world are men.
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It's ok. Men are the best of everything but their downfall are WOMEN. :lol: :P :lol: :P
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Nov 04, 2006
thats odd sara, i kinda thought most men had a better sense of humour than women (oh but minus the chinese, their jokes are baaaaad!) :lol: anyways never really met many funny gals *ducks for cover from expected barage!* :wink: :wink:
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