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If you were given the privilege to say anything you want to say to the ruler or sheikh of the emirates of your residence. (If you're in Dubai then you'll speak to the ruler of Dubai. If you're in Sharjah then to ruler of Sharjah…) what are the things you'll discuss with him. And why?

For those who aren't yet here in UAE you will be given the privilege too. Say what you want to say and the sheikh of its designated emirates will listen and might consider whatever you'll say.

Remember, Sheikhs will only have 5 minutes each. Forumers time to speak up.

L.O.W.E.R. T.H.E. R.E.N.T.S!!!!!!!!!

Spelled out like that with a demonstrative pointed finger...



Knight

Take care of the people......and the people will take Care of u .....period !

A raise.

^ian^ wrote:A raise.

SHIEKH: What kind of raise my friend?

Answer: "One that does not involve an airplane and a one way ticket home please!"



Knight

Ill ask d' man to give me 100B Dhs. Promise if he gives it to me I will build 1 hotel apartment in the heart of the city and allow all DF'ers to stay there for free ... hehehe

Palkid7 wrote:Take care of the people......and the people will take Care of u .....period !

SHEIKH: How you want to be taken cared of my friend?

I would suggest:

Campaigns for environmental conservation and mandatory recycling per household.

A curtailing of nepotism especially when it comes to the country's business development.

Enforce a ban on smoking in public places.

Do away with roundabouts, make new streets 4-directional.

Hire more highway police officers.

designate buses specifically for ladies...

I'm tired of sharing bus with men here in Dubai..aside from the fact that they occupy 3/4 of the space ..most of them are not gentlemen enough to offer their sit...
so everyday scenario..all ladies are left on the bus stop ..while all of the guys are on their way to work!!!!!

Sheikh..i can be selfish by asking for a CAR and a driving license..but I care so much with ordinary female expats of this country......
and i don;t want to die alone if some wreckless driver hit me!!!!!!...so better be with the girls! ..hoping for your kind consideration... that's all thank you..

isabela wrote:designate buses specifically for ladies...

I'm tired of sharing bus with men here in Dubai..aside from the fact that they occupy 3/4 of the space ..most of them are not gentlemen enough to offer their sit...
so everyday scenario..all ladies are left on the bus stop ..while all of the guys are on their way to work!!!!!

Sheikh..i can be selfish by asking for a CAR and a driving license..but I care so much with ordinary female expats of this country......
and i don;t want to die alone if some wreckless driver hit me!!!!!!...so better be with the girls! ..hoping for your kind consideration... that's all thank you..

What about equal rights for women?

SHEIKH: qtmash, my personal assistant will take note on that, so i can bring this matter up on our cabinet's meeting.

zam wrote:Ill ask d' man to give me 100B Dhs. Promise if he gives it to me I will build 1 hotel apartment in the heart of the city and allow all DF'ers to stay there for free ... hehehe

SHEIKH: AED100B? that's too much my dear. We didn't even built a bankhouse for municipality maintenance workers. Anyway, i will take note on this.

gtmash wrote:

isabela wrote:designate buses specifically for ladies...

I'm tired of sharing bus with men here in Dubai..aside from the fact that they occupy 3/4 of the space ..most of them are not gentlemen enough to offer their sit...
so everyday scenario..all ladies are left on the bus stop ..while all of the guys are on their way to work!!!!!

Sheikh..i can be selfish by asking for a CAR and a driving license..but I care so much with ordinary female expats of this country......
and i don;t want to die alone if some wreckless driver hit me!!!!!!...so better be with the girls! ..hoping for your kind consideration... that's all thank you..

What about equal rights for women?

I'm just being specific man..

Sheikh....just prioritize the bus for us..and cant take their smell too.. (sorry for that )

ok dear, double decker will soon be out for public transport.

asc_26 wrote:ok dear, double decker will soon be out for public transport.

It's needed

SHIEKH: how about you sagey? do you have anything to say to me?

asc_26 wrote:SHIEKH: how about you sagey? do you have anything to say to me?

I got plenty, but for me I would like a face to face in order to give a little advice and unload a few of my pet hates.

sage & onion wrote:

asc_26 wrote:SHIEKH: how about you sagey? do you have anything to say to me?

I got plenty, but for me I would like a face to face in order to give a little advice and unload a few of my pet hates.

SHEIKH: Sagey my friend, i didn't ask for advices, got lots of advisor already. Now, unload at least one of your pet's hates. I'm listening.

asc_26 wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

asc_26 wrote:SHIEKH: how about you sagey? do you have anything to say to me?

I got plenty, but for me I would like a face to face in order to give a little advice and unload a few of my pet hates.

SHEIKH: Sagey my friend, i didn't ask for advices, got lots of advisor already. Now, unload at least one of your pet's hates. I'm listening.

Sorry that would be between me and the Sheikh.

SHIEKH: Sagey, who's shiekh you're looking for? You're face to face with the sheikh now. And my friend your 5 min is almost over. Tell me now, they're still peeps outside waiting for their turn.

asc_26 wrote:SHIEKH: Sagey, who's shiekh you're looking for? You're face to face with the sheikh now. And my friend your 5 min is almost over. Tell me now, they're still peeps outside waiting for their turn.

Only one I would like to meet and discuss with, and it sure wouldn't be done on open forum.

Have a great evening.

Sagey met the Sheikh only to say "Have a great evening"

Sheikh replied: How's sweet. Good Evening too. Regards to your family my friend.

wish he kept mum about other things as he does about Dubai related things...

freza wrote:wish he kept mum about other things as he does about Dubai related things...

Your point is?

lol, you really didn't get it?

let's not derail this thread, k

freza wrote:wish he kept mum about other things as he does about Dubai related things...

freza wrote:lol, you really didn't get it?

let's not derail this thread, k

That's obviously what you came to do so why make such a comment in the first place??