Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says, "No, I don't think so..The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man. They approached
him and one of students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't
help but to notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome
you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you must tell me what you think."
One of the students said, "I think you have Petry Syndrome."
well....The old man said, "You thought wrong."
Then the other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
well....The old man said, "You thought wrong too"
So they asked him, "Well, what do you have?"
Well....The old man said, "I thought it was GAS.......but I was WRONG!!!"