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u might be right HP...nowadays u have to look with magnifying glasses for real men.

but u know that pretty well, dont u?

yorky500 wrote:well, I am sure that men could do them as well, its not exclusive to women ta know.

About the only thing men cannot do, that women can do is have PMT! hahahahahahahahahahaha

well thanx to PMT and what comes after it, there is life on earth...so women rock

yorky500 wrote:Oh please, what a topic.

We are good for everything that women are not, and that my dear ladies, is just about anyhting, cos women are USELESS

yorky gets his flamesuit on ducks! hehehehehehe

Yorky have you ever seen a woman's bosom ? how dare you call them useless !!!

raidah wrote:u might be right HP...nowadays u have to look with magnifying glasses for real men.

but u know that pretty well, dont u?

what is the key difference between man and woman?

were i to think u really mean the question, maybe id take the time to answer, but ur always up to making fun HP, so ill pass

MaaaD wrote:Yorky have you ever seen a woman's bosom ? how dare you call them useless !!!

More than I would care to mention.

DaveDXB wrote:crocy and avocado.....u too r sooo full of shite...but what can i expect from a bunch of hormone induced teenage wanabe blondes.

one plays with dog poop all the day while the other brags about initiating a lesbian fan club.

what a pair....

im out of this thread.

not to mention u 2 raidah...what kind of a masculin nick is raideh for a girl....ive been suspicious of u from the very beginning....im sure ur some skinny gay dude acting like some cheap blonde reliving his fantecies day by day infront of his pc

i would like to take this opportunity to thank u for being the clown of DF... u bring joy to my life

Corcovado wrote: i would like to take this opportunity to thank u for being the clown of DF... u bring joy to my life

If only he were funny.

Here's a joke I got sent this morning ... it made me think of you guys so Raidah, Kanelli and Corc's I hope you like it

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where Their
>family member lay gravely ill.
>Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm
>The bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
>
>"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
>transplant.
>
>It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
>insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
>brain yourselves."
>
>The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
>After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
>brain cost?"
>
>The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a
>female brain."
>
>The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
>eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
>
>A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
>everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
>The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
>group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
>price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

i knew this one, pretty good

raidah wrote:dear fellow feminist and non feminist co-DFMs, kids who think they r men and men who really are men
i borrowed the idea from Yorky, shaped it to my own taste and here it comes.
so what do we think guys can be used for? are they any good for smthing else too than taking out the trash?

u can use men to do ur plastic surgery..