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A lesson for Every Salaried Employee Feb 17, 2010
A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog.” The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. the shopkeeper questions the guy “What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life.”
The guy responds “You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys.”
The moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations… But will always fall short of the bosses expectation…

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catalyst wrote:A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog.” The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. the shopkeeper questions the guy “What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life.”
The guy responds “You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys.”
The moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations… But will always fall short of the bosses expectation…

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the moral of the story is, you should be locked up for talking about animal abuse to give a moral of a story
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Re: A lesson for Every Salaried Employee Feb 18, 2010
Luv, lets focus on the human rights and dignity first. When that reaches a civil level, then we talk about animal welfare, cool? ;)

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RobbyG wrote:Luv, lets focus on the human rights and dignity first. When that reaches a civil level, then we talk about animal welfare, cool? ;)

:D


lets not, luv. joke aside, id burn alive those who abuse animals or any living being smaller/weaker/more helpless
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RobbyG wrote:Luv, lets focus on the human rights and dignity first. When that reaches a civil level, then we talk about animal welfare, cool? ;)

:D


lets not, luv. joke aside, id burn alive those who abuse animals or any living being smaller/weaker/more helpless


That is what I'm affraid of... Animal Farm running smoothly and five Banglaboys can keep wrestling over 50 square feet for a dime a day.

Either way, the pigs are still in control. :mrgreen:

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raidah wrote:
RobbyG wrote:Luv, lets focus on the human rights and dignity first. When that reaches a civil level, then we talk about animal welfare, cool? ;)

:D


lets not, luv. joke aside, id burn alive those who abuse animals or any living being smaller/weaker/more helpless


That is what I'm affraid of... Animal Farm running smoothly and five Banglaboys can keep wrestling over 50 square feet for a dime a day.

Either way, the pigs are still in control. :mrgreen:

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you cant blame animals that though humans claim to be intelligent, they fck and multiply without control like rats. if you live in utter missery, dont produce a herd of children so you have to send them out for begging. and if you dont have the brains to realise what your doing, than what the governments are there for if they cannot put in place a law to control the breeding?
at least the chinese did something about it.
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don't blame robbyg, his idea of human rights is slaving kids and women for pornography "legally " beside the freedom of selling drugs in coffee shops... check nether land crimes against human rights, you will get shocked this is happening in EU.
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raidah wrote:you cant blame animals that though humans claim to be intelligent, they fck and multiply without control like rats. if you live in utter missery, dont produce a herd of children so you have to send them out for begging.


That might seem strange from your perspective, but people who live in utter misery also use children for their own prosperity. The more children you have, the more work can be done to contribute to the families standard of life. Also, when those poor parents grow old, they need to have family for a safety net and personal care. You need children for that. So your argument doesn't make sense from a poor man's perspective. In China, poor peepz eat dogs for dinner hon. There was nothing more but a bit of rice...

and if you dont have the brains to realise what your doing, than what the governments are there for if they cannot put in place a law to control the breeding?
at least the chinese did something about it.


In a democracy, the public wants its government to represent them by elected officials. People said: "No taxation without representation!". Its a peoples demand that only comes from a certain level of prosperity and individual rights, like steady income and property ownership. Only then will children be considered wise.

In a poor society, a public doesn't have anything. The government receives little taxes and the political reality of "No representation without taxation" becomes apparent. The poor people don't feel connected with their government when living in a economic black area called a slum. Hence, the result is general neglect.

Now a government like China has other issues also. With 1.3 billion people and a young and fertile population in the '80's, its economic growth couldn't keep up with the growing numbers of workers each year.
I want to remind you that every year in China, the demographics are such that 14 to 20 million Chinese workers leave the rural area's to try and find work in urban area's. Without the job creation that goes with it, the Chinese will encounter social unrest if poverty remains high!

So the Chinese had (and still have) a one-child policy back then to control its population growth. Sounds unfair to us, but for a communist regime who wants to keep social order and remain in power, its logic. Problem is, that the current birth rates (115 males for every 100 females) following the one-child policies in China are such, that in 2040, China will have 30-40 percent of its population in retirement. Now think of the a social and economic impact of such draconic imbalances.

But I'm glad you care about animals in general hon. Just make sure you don't support those government pigs. Those authoritarian animals don't deserve it. 8)
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raidah wrote:you cant blame animals that though humans claim to be intelligent, they fck and multiply without control like rats. if you live in utter missery, dont produce a herd of children so you have to send them out for begging.


That might seem strange from your perspective, but people who live in utter misery also use children for their own prosperity. The more children you have, the more work can be done to contribute to the families standard of life. Also, when those poor parents grow old, they need to have family for a safety net and personal care. You need children for that. So your argument doesn't make sense from a poor man's perspective. In China, poor peepz eat dogs for dinner hon. There's was nothing more but rice...

and if you dont have the brains to realise what your doing, than what the governments are there for if they cannot put in place a law to control the breeding?
at least the chinese did something about it.


In a democracy, the public wants its government to represent them by elected officials. People said: "No taxation without representation!". Its a peoples demand that only comes from a certain level of prosperity and individual rights, like steady income and property ownership.

In a poor society, a public doesn't have anything. The government receives little taxes and the political reality of "No representation without taxation" becomes apparent. The poor people don't feel connected with their government when living in a economic black area called a slum.

Now a government like China has other issues also. With 1.3 billion people and a young and fertile population in the '80's, its economic growth couldn't keep up with the growing numbers of workers each year.
I want to remind you that every year in China, the demographics are such that 14 to 20 million Chinese workers leave the rural area's to try and find work in urban area's. Without the job creation that goes with it, the Chinese will encounter social unrest if poverty remains high!

So the Chinese had (and still have) a one-child policy back then to control its population growth. Sounds unfair to us, but for a communist regime who wants to keep social order and remain in power, its logic. Problem is, that the current birth rates (115 males for every 100 females) following the one-child policies in China are such, that in 2040, China will have 30-40 percent of its population in retirement. Now think of the a social and economic impact of such draconic imbalances.

But I'm glad you care about animals in general hon. Just make sure you don't support those government pigs. Those authoritarian animals don't deserve it. 8)


people living in very good conditions used children for prosperity.
I'm not supporting the pigs, but what I do say is, when a baby cannot walk, you hold him up and carry him, when a mentally challenged cannot put 2 words together, you dont expect him to write a book and when the poor and uneducated doesn't know that having unprotected s.e.x results in children, even after 7-8 screeming for food, then you put in place a law that once enforced, will teach by showing an example.

of course the ideal way would be to give education, but thats a different story.

personally I think that even though having medium/large (when I say large I mean 3-4 kids, not 20) size families is nice, with the global growth of population, we'll end up literally feeding on each other as there will be no space for all
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uaekid wrote:don't blame robbyg, his idea of human rights is slaving kids and women for pornography "legally " beside the freedom of selling drugs in coffee shops... check nether land crimes against human rights, you will get shocked this is happening in EU.


You should come and visit us. You'll be amazed how smoothly everything works here. I will even show you a few prosti's too. They probably earn more than you can make...although...a government worker in Dubai... :wink:

If you really think that we do child slavery, you should check your facts. Our government is on high alert whenever there is neglect or abuse involved. I would like to remind you, that in a democratic society, WE the people, kick them out if elected officials don't do their thing.
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catalyst wrote:A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog.” The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. the shopkeeper questions the guy “What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life.”
The guy responds “You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys.”
The moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations… But will always fall short of the bosses expectation…

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the moral of the story is, you should be locked up for talking about animal abuse to give a moral of a story


what are you talking about ?!!!!!
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raidah wrote:
the moral of the story is, you should be locked up for talking about animal abuse to give a moral of a story


what are you talking about ?!!!!!


Nahh, women and monthly problems dude. Don't ask. :lol:
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Re: A lesson for Every Salaried Employee Feb 19, 2010
there is one lesson I have learned here . never submit a subject :idea:
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catalyst wrote:there is one lesson I have learned here . never submit a subject :idea:


I kinda liked it. Although the kickin' the dog part was kinda cruel don't ya think?
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yea .. it is cruel as you said .. :roll:
Anyway you know that was not my topic :roll: .. if you like I can bring you another topic about animal abuse , then you can discuss and argue as you like :bounce:
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