Thor Vs Jesus

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Thor Vs Jesus Jun 16, 2010
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Re: Thor Vs Jesus Jun 16, 2010
There are some great comments - but this subtle one made me chuckle:

The lightning bolt struck the statue resulting in the weakening of the inner core, completely knocking the asbestos off the steel girders and ... oh wait ... oops.


;)

less subtle:

People, Jesus wasn't struck by lightening - he was Raptured as prophecy promises!

Quick now, all neo-cons get thee hence to Jerusalem and prepare for thine own Rapture!


:) :)
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Re: Thor Vs Jesus Jun 17, 2010
Tis shurely a spelling error?

Should read "Jesus was 'ruptured'...

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Thor Vs Jesus Jun 18, 2010
:)

it was more than ruptured! ;)

But it wasn't a spelling error - just ask our young American Bible Basher - event horizon - he's the resident expert on Rapture (a lot of us are praying he'll vanish as Rapture believers think all good Christians will when the time comes..)

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