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PointGiven wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody Yanks and their guns! Pfff

What's the pproblem with the Yanks and their guns? You would love to have one when you see bump into a guy trying to whak you or any of your kids

wouldn't need it mate. would just grab it off him and shove it up his a...... sorry, newbie, need to temper my language.

BB turning to Scotsman - BANG!!! BANG!!!!

Scotsman wrote:

PointGiven wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody Yanks and their guns! Pfff

What's the pproblem with the Yanks and their guns? You would love to have one when you see bump into a guy trying to whak you or any of your kids

wouldn't need it mate. would just grab it off him and shove it up his a...... sorry, newbie, need to temper my language.

Just make sure he doesn't shove it up yours first. Sorry, newbie here too

tight as., I'm scots, he couldn't if he tried!

Scotsman wrote:tight as., I'm scots, he couldn't if he tried!

so tight a 25 fil coin couldn't slip out!!

Bora Bora wrote:

Scotsman wrote:tight as., I'm scots, he couldn't if he tried!

so tight a 25 fil coin couldn't slip out!!

That would soon change if he offed someone and got sent to jail.....

PointGiven wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody Yanks and their guns! Pfff

What's the pproblem with the Yanks and their guns? You would love to have one when you see bump into a guy trying to whak you or any of your kids

Oh yeah of course, I forgot, this happens all the time in City Centre...

Also I come from a country where policemen still don't need to carry guns.

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:

Scotsman wrote:tight as., I'm scots, he couldn't if he tried!

so tight a 25 fil coin couldn't slip out!!

That would soon change if he offed someone and got sent to jail.....

correct and I'd probably do one skippy me old buddy

you'r be hard pressed to skip once your ar*e has been made the size of a doubloon

Speedhump wrote:you'r be hard pressed to skip once your ar*e has been made the size of a doubloon

can we please get off the subject of my backside, it's virginal but is starting to get sphinctorally active with these posts

Scotsman wrote:

Speedhump wrote:you'r be hard pressed to skip once your ar*e has been made the size of a doubloon

can we please get off the subject of my backside, it's virginal but is starting to get sphinctorally active with these posts

LOL. Just hold on and don't drop the 25 fil coin hon, you'll be OK.

analy retentive!! memory like an elephant

Scotsman wrote:analy retentive!! memory like an elephant

And probably has the arse to match it.

all the bigger to sit on you with!!!

Scotsman wrote:all the bigger to sit on you with!!!

BB scampering.

Speedhump wrote:

PointGiven wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Bloody Yanks and their guns! Pfff

What's the pproblem with the Yanks and their guns? You would love to have one when you see bump into a guy trying to whak you or any of your kids

Oh yeah of course, I forgot, this happens all the time in City Centre...

Also I come from a country where policemen still don't need to carry guns.

Well, in the U.S we need guns Nothing wrong with us. I see where you coming from. I used to avoid Victoria Train Station because you know of what

absolutely it's wrong, it's where it all starts. have u not seen enough children shot needlesly yet? Get a grip.

Scotsman wrote:absolutely it's wrong, it's where it all starts. have u not seen enough children shot needlesly yet? Get a grip.

I have seen people getting stabbed, bombed, beheaded, strangled, drowned, thrown form bridges too. Grow up.

PointGiven wrote:

Scotsman wrote:absolutely it's wrong, it's where it all starts. have u not seen enough children shot needlesly yet? Get a grip.

I have seen people getting stabbed, bombed, beheaded, strangled, drowned, thrown form bridges too. Grow up.

Must have some bad dreams!!!!!!!!!

Typical Yankie answer 'It's our constitutional right' blah blah blah! BS! Guns are a menace.

Our coppers don't need guns to bring down criminals.

Anyone that needs to have a pistol in hand to make them feel big, is compensating for something else. (yeah small banana!)

Chocoholic wrote:Typical Yankie answer 'It's our constitutional right' blah blah blah! BS! Guns are a menace.

Our coppers don't need guns to bring down criminals.

Anyone that needs to have a pistol in hand to make them feel big, is compensating for something else. (yeah small banana!)

Unfortunately more and more of the UK Cops are now armed, its a real shame in my eyes.

Yes it is a shame. Sadly 'certain' people are just trigger happy.

Sorry but as you can see I really don't have a high opinion of Americans, they need to get out more.

Chocoholic wrote:Yes it is a shame. Sadly 'certain' people are just trigger happy.

Sorry but as you can see I really don't have a high opinion of Americans, they need to get out more.

Ain't that the truth, LOL

sage & onion wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Sorry but as you can see I really don't have a high opinion of Americans, they need to get out more.

Ain't that the truth, LOL

Us Yanks have the same opinion to a degree. The difference is that we don't have a less than high opinion of ALL Brits. Just those who earned or deserve it.

I guess we should get out more often, especially here in Dubai. Have some sex on the beach, get arrested for drunk driving, commit adultry, do a runner.

Most you you do that anyway

Chocoholic wrote:Most you you do that anyway

Hey, Chocs, don't take offense. If that is true, at least those doing it are smart enough not to get caught. I guess those Brits who get caught just like the publicity and bring honor to their country.

Well they're not doing it outside of the US are they, because of course most Americans don't even hold a passport, have no idea what's going on in the rest of the world and are only interested in what's going on in their own back yard.

Don't even ask any of them where Australia is on the map! They'll tell you it's Iraq

Chocoholic wrote:Well they're not doing it outside of the US are they, because of course most Americans don't even hold a passport, have no idea what's going on in the rest of the world and are only interested in what's going on in their own back yard.

Don't even ask any of them where Australia is on the map! They'll tell you it's Iraq

We all remember Sarah Palin who though she could see Russia from her window, and that Alaska was an international state!

And now we have Mr. Obama talking about a world without nuclear weapons.

Southerners and Yanks all cuckoo!

Chocoholic wrote:Well they're not doing it outside of the US are they, because of course most Americans don't even hold a passport, have no idea what's going on in the rest of the world and are only interested in what's going on in their own back yard.

Don't even ask any of them where Australia is on the map! They'll tell you it's Iraq

Well at least they keep in in their own backyard. The fact that there are 50 States in America, many Americans don't see the need to go beyond what their own country has to offer. Unlike those who have to go abroad and embarrass their country.

Chocoholic wrote:Well they're not doing it outside of the US are they, because of course most Americans don't even hold a passport, have no idea what's going on in the rest of the world and are only interested in what's going on in their own back yard.

Don't even ask any of them where Australia is on the map! They'll tell you it's Iraq

Good point. If you change US for UK it will be also true about "own back yard".