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$2680
not very good me thinks....
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

$4590 - but I haven't finished with it yet.

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4575!

not that much

Maybe I should have another go!!!

$5750..... I'm so cheap

it done told me ... ur left nut sac on its own is worth 100k bling .... so please dont proceed further .. for we aint got more digit spaces to show ur true worth ... aint that a mother ...

$4340

$0!

I fully intend to wear mine out completely before I go!



Knight

All kidding aside, you are worth 200,000 Dirhams dead in the UAE. That is, by law, the "price" or "blood money" if you negligently kill someon. So I say, dry carefully and get life insurance.

some companies generally give 24x the salary of a dead employee as sort of life insurance to the bereaved family

studstar wrote:some companies generally give 24x the salary of a dead employee as sort of life insurance to the bereaved family

Forgetting for a minute that the definition of "salary" excludes accomodation and tranportation allowances, it seems to be that 24 x salary is a very generous and could be a large figure. I somehow doubt it, unless it is only applied to low salaried employees or only a select number of employees.

Most employees do not get a "return" on an employee even remotely approximating 24 times his/her salary so 24 x salary as a death benefit is huge.

Wait, after typing all of that I just realized that you probably mean monthly salary in which case it works out to 2 times yearly salary which would make sense...

gezza wrote:http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

site blocked?

mel

C0NC0RD wrote:

studstar wrote:some companies generally give 24x the salary of a dead employee as sort of life insurance to the bereaved family

Forgetting for a minute that the definition of "salary" excludes accomodation and tranportation allowances, it seems to be that 24 x salary is a very generous and could be a large figure. I somehow doubt it, unless it is only applied to low salaried employees or only a select number of employees.

Most employees do not get a "return" on an employee even remotely approximating 24 times his/her salary so 24 x salary as a death benefit is huge.

Wait, after typing all of that I just realized that you probably mean monthly salary in which case it works out to 2 times yearly salary which would make sense...

Me worth $7025!! Hmm....

A man who drove through the wall of a stables and killed a horse was recently forced to pay the owner 400,000 Dhs.

A human life is only worth 200,000 Dhs.

I am therefore only worth half the horse I used to be.

Neigh!



Knight

$5015

miss_mel wrote:site blocked?

Same here.

bonk wrote:

miss_mel wrote:site blocked?

Same here.

No problem here, mind you that's because we are on Du