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For those of you who are going to watch what you eat this holiday
season, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.

Eat and drink what you like ,just dont be americans - is what it tells me.

I bought a juicer last night... and I mean a serious turbo charged juice machine, not one of those tin pot little whirrer things. This thing will juice bone.

The idea is I am going to start drinking more fruit juice, and real fruit juice.

I don't know if it will make me happy, but there's something to be said for turning solids into juice at extremely high RPM - somewhat satisfying.

Cost 500 Dirhams though.

Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. 2birds for single shot ..Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.

When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.

St.Lucifer wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.

When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.

Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.

When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.

Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?



Knight

I tend to name things, it helps me form a spiritual attachment with an otherwise material object.

^ian^ wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:

^ian^ wrote:

St.Lucifer wrote:Some of the popular gym membership comes with discounts on fruit juices at selected juice bars. Try them. U'll fast get bored of making juice.

I dunno... it's quite fun seeing what you can turn into juice... and nothing goes through you quite like freshly juiced orange juice.

Anyway, I called the Juicer - Medusa... cause it's a beast.

When r u makin it next? i'll get some russian supplies n join on invitation.

Russian supplies? I though the Cyclone was closed?

Ian: You have a name for your juicer? Do you call the wind Maria?



Knight

I tend to name things, it helps me form a spiritual attachment with an otherwise material object.

I was saying petty much the same thing to Delores, my sofa, the other day!



Knight

Screw it, it's the holiday season, stuff your face and worry about it in the new year - hehe.

Chocoholic wrote:Screw it, it's the holiday season, stuff your face and worry about it in the new year - hehe.

That's why someone came up with the "New Year's resolution" thingy... which lasts for about 1-1/2 weeks...

New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!



Knight

haaaaaaaha haha.. ouch! thats a bit too much for our super health, diet conscious, strong queen of DF .

St.Lucifer wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:New Years resolutions are made to be broken, so if you make one never to make one, you have to stick to one...

Doesn't one?

Chocs: If you ate a Mars bar you would look like a snake that ate a whole horse! You don't have to worry!



Knight

haaaaaaaha haha.. ouch! thats a bit too much for our super health, diet conscious, strong queen of DF .

Nah...she's a kitten. Look at her avatar!



Knight