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hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
Can someone exterminate bora bora based on her profile pic or get her to change it.

Is it me or does her avatar/profile pic look like the strayest of kittens :lol:

Or is it avatar/profile pic reflecting life and vice versa

Besides, like all wise decisons made in the gulf I have bizarrely correlating evidence for us to urge her to do so

http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100207/NATIONAL/702069834
Abu Dhabi's street cats facing quick but illegal deaths
Essam al Ghalib

Last Updated: February 06. 2010 11:07PM UAE / February 6. 2010 7:07PM GMT
A stray cat near the beach at the Umm Suqueim area of Dubai. Pawan Singh / The National
ABU DHABI // Despite an emirate-wide ban on killing healthy street cats, hundreds are being put down in Abu Dhabi every week.


Sharjah struggles to control stray pets
Yasin Kakande

Last Updated: May 04. 2010 5:09PM UAE / May 4. 2010 1:09PM GMT
A worker at Sharjah Cats and Dogs Shelter catches a stray kitten at Rahmania district. Pawan Singh / The National
SHARJAH // There has been a surge in abandoned cats and dogs in Sharjah as more pet owners leave the emirate, leading to the threat of animal overpopulation, an official from the Cats and Dogs Shelter in the emirate has said.

The local shelter is doing its best to address the situation.

The new shelter, which opened in February and presently houses more than 60 cats and six dogs, has so far also spayed and neutered about 500 cats.

BORA and her KITTY PARTY Bestie below pic

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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
They should send all the cats to Dubai Mall...

The sharks in the tank would solve all their problems!

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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
Who cares.
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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
godsent wrote:Can someone exterminate bora bora based on her profile pic or get her to change it.

Is it me or does her avatar/profile pic look like the strayest of kittens :lol:

Or is it avatar/profile pic reflecting life and vice versa

Besides, like all wise decisons made in the gulf I have bizarrely correlating evidence for us to urge her to do so

http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100207/NATIONAL/702069834
Abu Dhabi's street cats facing quick but illegal deaths
Essam al Ghalib

Last Updated: February 06. 2010 11:07PM UAE / February 6. 2010 7:07PM GMT
A stray cat near the beach at the Umm Suqueim area of Dubai. Pawan Singh / The National
ABU DHABI // Despite an emirate-wide ban on killing healthy street cats, hundreds are being put down in Abu Dhabi every week.


Sharjah struggles to control stray pets
Yasin Kakande

Last Updated: May 04. 2010 5:09PM UAE / May 4. 2010 1:09PM GMT
A worker at Sharjah Cats and Dogs Shelter catches a stray kitten at Rahmania district. Pawan Singh / The National
SHARJAH // There has been a surge in abandoned cats and dogs in Sharjah as more pet owners leave the emirate, leading to the threat of animal overpopulation, an official from the Cats and Dogs Shelter in the emirate has said.

The local shelter is doing its best to address the situation.

The new shelter, which opened in February and presently houses more than 60 cats and six dogs, has so far also spayed and neutered about 500 cats.

BORA and her KITTY PARTY Bestie below pic

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Seems you don't know your cats. Blue eyed jaguar you arse!!!!

and like Chocs said: Who cares???
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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
So you drive a Jaguar with blue tinted lights...

Poseur!

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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:So you drive a Jaguar with blue tinted lights...

Poseur!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knight


And you came to that conclusion how???? :roll: :roll:

Poseur? Me? NOT!!!!
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Re: hello kitty Jun 18, 2010
Bora Bora wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:So you drive a Jaguar with blue tinted lights...

Poseur!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knight


And you came to that conclusion how???? :roll: :roll:

Poseur? Me? NOT!!!!


and I quote: "Blue eyed Jaguar you arse..."

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: hello kitty Jun 19, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:So you drive a Jaguar with blue tinted lights...

Poseur!

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knight


And you came to that conclusion how???? :roll: :roll:

Poseur? Me? NOT!!!!


and I quote: "Blue eyed Jaguar you arse..."

Let me break it down for you: I do have blue eyes, and I do drive a jaguar. What's your problem???

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: hello kitty Jun 19, 2010
I am reminded of a classic Jethro joke...
(for the un-intiated, Jethro is a Cornish comedian who tells ribald tales in a wonderful accent)

Jethro's friend Denzel Penburthy says "I hate my wife! I wish she was dead!"
Jethro tells him to buy her a Mini. "The cars a death trap! You can be sure she will have an accident and be killed in no time!"
So Denzel buys her a Mini but she drives so carefully that she never has an accident and he cannot wait. So Jethro thinks about it and then says, "Get rid of the Mini and buy her a Jaguar, that should do the trick!"

A couple of weeks later Jethro meets Denzel in the pub and he is smiling and happy. Jethro asks after Denzel's wife and he says "She's dead, the old witch! I took your advice and and got rid of the Mini and got her a Jaguar..."
"So did she have a fatal accident?" asks Jethro,
"Sure did!" says Denzel, "As soon as I opened the cage, that Jaguar jumped out and ate her!"

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Re: hello kitty Jun 19, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:I am reminded of a classic Jethro joke...
(for the un-intiated, Jethro is a Cornish comedian who tells ribald tales in a wonderful accent)

Jethro's friend Denzel Penburthy says "I hate my wife! I wish she was dead!"
Jethro tells him to buy her a Mini. "The cars a death trap! You can be sure she will have an accident and be killed in no time!"
So Denzel buys her a Mini but she drives so carefully that she never has an accident and he cannot wait. So Jethro thinks about it and then says, "Get rid of the Mini and buy her a Jaguar, that should do the trick!"

A couple of weeks later Jethro meets Denzel in the pub and he is smiling and happy. Jethro asks after Denzel's wife and he says "She's dead, the old witch! I took your advice and and got rid of the Mini and got her a Jaguar..."
"So did she have a fatal accident?" asks Jethro,
"Sure did!" says Denzel, "As soon as I opened the cage, that Jaguar jumped out and ate her!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knight




Which reminds me of another “wordy" joke:


An Irishman with an itchy a*s hole goes to the Doctor and says,

'Dactor, it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants, and takes a look.

'Incredible', he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

He slowly eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.

'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

”Well fur gadness sake teyk it out, man!' shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the ten note but another twenty appears, and another, and another, and another, etc.....

Finally the last bill comes out and no more notes appear.

The doctor says, "Well,...it looks like that’s it!!”

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest,
how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and say, '£1,990, exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it............scroll down.)

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'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..!!!!!'



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Re: hello kitty Jun 19, 2010
Boom Boom!!!

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