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I have problems. Dec 05, 2006
Some of you met me before so this post is no surprise :shock:

But over the past couple of days I have been picking on Sage and Onion but after realizing his IQ is lower than the speed limit on Beach Road (in KM, not Miles - I ain't so ruthless) I think I need help. So...

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Dec 05, 2006
^^

geez..my IQ is -0. Why only S&O?

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: I have problems. Dec 05, 2006
Concord wrote:Some of you met me before so this post is no surprise :shock:

But over the past couple of days I have been picking on Sage and Onion but after realizing his IQ is lower than the speed limit on Beach Road (in KM, not Miles - I ain't so ruthless) I think I need help. So...


There's an easy solution(s) to your problem:

1) Shoot yourself,
2) catch the lift up to the roof top of your building, walk onto said roof, and throw yourself off the top (if you live on a high floor, and you have a balcony, that will do,
3) try running accross the SZR during rush hour,

See where I am going with this? :wink:
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Dec 06, 2006
yorky500 wrote:
Concord wrote:Some of you met me before so this post is no surprise :shock:

But over the past couple of days I have been picking on Sage and Onion but after realizing his IQ is lower than the speed limit on Beach Road (in KM, not Miles - I ain't so ruthless) I think I need help. So...


There's an easy solution(s) to your problem:

1) Shoot yourself,
2) catch the lift up to the roof top of your building, walk onto said roof, and throw yourself off the top (if you live on a high floor, and you have a balcony, that will do,
3) try running accross the SZR during rush hour,

See where I am going with this? :wink:




dont try number 3 though ... you could walk across cause of all the traffic .. the imapct of the cars wouldnt harm cause they only gonna be clockin 1kph

number 2 is ur best bet.
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Re: I have problems. Dec 06, 2006
yorky500 wrote:
Concord wrote:Some of you met me before so this post is no surprise :shock:

But over the past couple of days I have been picking on Sage and Onion but after realizing his IQ is lower than the speed limit on Beach Road (in KM, not Miles - I ain't so ruthless) I think I need help. So...


There's an easy solution(s) to your problem:

1) Shoot yourself,
2) catch the lift up to the roof top of your building, walk onto said roof, and throw yourself off the top (if you live on a high floor, and you have a balcony, that will do,
3) try running accross the SZR during rush hour,

See where I am going with this? :wink:


Yorks based on your post on the Ashes thread -after the defeat -I'll be waiting for you to give me the location (see 2 above) - ring me before you jump.
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Dec 06, 2006
completely mad!!
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Hmmmmmm I really wonder why you and the others(the devil who wants to wear prada but cant and the guy who thinks he knows everything) are picking on DF's dad.

Could any of the ff be the reasons:

1. Envy - S & O is so cool.
2. More Envy - he is too cool.

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Dec 06, 2006
zam wrote:Hmmmmmm I really wonder why you and the others(the devil who wants to wear prada but cant and the guy who thinks he knows everything) are picking on DF's dad.

Could any of the ff be the reasons:

1. Envy - S & O is so cool.
2. More Envy - he is too cool.

:roll:



I share the same sentiments. He's my DF dad too.
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Dec 06, 2006
Woooh! The daughters are defending their dad.

I like S&O too.
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Dec 06, 2006
He's not cool.
Concord is cooler
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Dec 06, 2006
Captain Obvious is so Obvious.

So 90's.

So yesterday.

Everything.... is purple.
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Dec 06, 2006
Tell me 'bout di drama, what's up with sage&onions that makes his IQ so low?
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Dec 06, 2006
LMAO @ the envy reference, what are you going to say next zam? That those who pick on you do so cuz they're envious of your ultra glamourous jet setting life? ha ha!

The incurable child is pick-able I guess. He's not the only one, but at least he won't start crying when picked on (unlike some peeps on here).

hhmm, I wonder why Lovey Boozey isn't defending his dear friend here ?
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Dec 06, 2006
yes you do.
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Dec 06, 2006
scarlet wrote:He's not cool.
Concord is cooler


second that
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easternjewel wrote:
scarlet wrote:He's not cool.
Concord is cooler


second that


funny observation :lol: how could the 1st person be referred as not cool, and then the 2nd person cooler.... maybe u are saying the 1st is cool, its just that the 2nd is cooler.

How cool!

Cool with that?

cool.. :lol:
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Dec 06, 2006
point :shock:

S&O = cool, is that cool xam?? :D
Concord, way to coooler
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Dec 06, 2006
boooooooooooooo .. do people really think ur funny zam ?
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MaaaD wrote:boooooooooooooo .. do people really think ur funny zam ?


who cares MaaaD? as long as Im enjoying myself.... :wink:
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Re: I have problems. Dec 07, 2006
Concord wrote:Some of you met me before so this post is no surprise :shock:

But over the past couple of days I have been picking on Sage and Onion but after realizing his IQ is lower than the speed limit on Beach Road (in KM, not Miles - I ain't so ruthless) I think I need help. So...



just realizing this?
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