
I'm not usually accused of being boring (

When my friend emails me at work to say she had 500 calories for tea, I know immediately that she has had a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
I went to the pub after work today for a quick one.
I had a Bombay Sapphire, slimeline tonic and a slice of cucumber. That's a new one on me. I usually have a slice of lime.
I was wondering....could that slice of cucumber be classed as one of my five-a-day?
Do you try to eat five a day?
I've also looked at ways of increasing my protein intake.
Apparantly I would be better eating 3 almonds than consuming an ejaculation of sperm which has only 1.25gms of protein. I'm not convinced.
Should I be worried about my diet?