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The last time i was so happy when i passed my microsoft certification exam . After finishing exam when i clicked on finish, it was written " congratulation " BUT


today i failed . I was really tense from few days , because it is always tense to go at exm without reading particular material .

Its company's money but still i am sad ................i wish i was genius like so many other people who never touch the books and always get the good marks


Choco i need your shoulder to wipe my tears

Daddy says:

If you dont suceed, try again.


Auntie Kanelli Says:

never mind HP


Uncle DK Says:

Stop winging you are pathethic.


Sister Chocs Says

So fekin what


EJ Says

Go fuk yerself

Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail

and cousin zooter says:

the_zooter wrote:Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail

Whenever i am sad , i feel like having a long sleep . So very soon i am going to sleep for few hours before i forget it.

what about Alaxandara from Romania ? what does she say? .....

Uncle DK is walking encyclopedia , most of the time i dont understand his philosophy. As him to write in simple words .

I bet if someone say that HP has passed away then choco will be the first person to distribute free beer at her work place

daddy !!

Why am i so dumb . U never sent me in good school. You sent me in an Indian schools where teachers used to discuss " how can we bring our more family members in UK " and " which telephone cards give more minute for india .....

the_zooter wrote:Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail

zooter ,

i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking

HP wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail

zooter ,

i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking

The way English cricket is going at the moment, it's more:

Prepare = Failure

I think if they keep playing like they are, they might call me up!!

I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins.

my average is

Batting and fielding averages


class mat inns no runs hs ave
Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02

ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31

I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum??
But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara??

HP wrote:I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins.

my average is

Batting and fielding averages


class mat inns no runs hs ave
Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02

ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31

Oh, and I think you'll find that Brian Lara's highest score in ODI's in 169!


Zooter (aka Statto)

the_zooter wrote:I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum??
But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara??

Its raining out , in mean time i can spend sometime in dubai forums before match.

WI will be beaten up by Indians , i can bet on that.

Remember to tell me when i can buy online ticket if there is one day between England and Pakistan in London. Basically i like English team , but they need to hire ya as a off spinner

So fekin what! Bloody study more!

Chocoholic wrote:So fekin what! Bloody study more!

daddy was right , i thought u would give me your shoulder to shed some tears and your shirt to wipe my nose

Choco you sound like a person who was brought up at South Hall london

Chocoholic wrote:So fekin what! Bloody study more!

If he spent half as long studying as he spends on DubaiForums - he'd have passed with flying colours!!


As for tickets to England v Pakistan - they are all at the end of the summer (late August/early September). I think they are all sold out - but I'll check!

Saf All? Nah not me! ONly been to London 3 times in my life, hated it every single time!

Chocoholic wrote:Saf All? Nah not me! ONly been to London 3 times in my life, hated it every single time!

I hate London too! I've probably been 10 times, and that was 9 times too many! Can't understand why people would want to live there, let alone pay such a huge premium over the rest of the UK!

HP - Don't give up! If something is worth doing, then do it. If you don't give it 100%, you are only failing yourself - I've learnt that the hard way unfortunately!

HP,

If the test was written in English I can see why you failed.

Chocoholic wrote:So fekin what! Bloody study more!

See told ya HP

arniegang wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:So fekin what! Bloody study more!

See told ya HP

Daddy


where is my step mother ? Irish ....i forgot her nick name .......... Where has she gone ? She had sent me PM and inquired " How your daddy look like and can he afford a young girl".

I told her

" my daddy is like Sean Connery , no matter how old is he , he is still no 1 "

As well as question of affording a young girl is concerned , daddy can take the VIAGRA three times in a day with milk . .......

Vee is busy doin her exams at the moment HP.

I'm affraid HP, one mistress is more than enough, so there are no vaccancies.

arniegang wrote:Vee is busy doin her exams at the moment HP.

I'm affraid HP, one mistress is more than enough, so there are no vaccancies.

arnie
mistress = internet

Thats for me to know and you to find out Cons

oh you got the lover name of her ..............daddy ..........mom was right that you will never stop flirting . One mistresss hmmmm you must be flirting with some poor filipino.......

How iz sister lousie ? Has she recovered from injury? Can you say my Salam to her ?.

It is very strange , whenever i am tense , i feel like getting married . When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places. .......

when i passed the exam , then i thought " she is not nice girl , i can find better ". I told her

" i am not good enough for ya , i am not good guy .........i have so many defects...".

she became real and told me " you use the girls and eat their money....she told to all of her friends ....... "

daddy u never send me the money with the picture of British queen through western union , otherwise i would not have heard these remarks

HP

you really do need to get out in the real world a bit more

HP wrote:oh you got the lover name of her ..............daddy ..........mom was right that you will never stop flirting . One mistresss hmmmm you must be flirting with some poor filipino.......

How iz sister lousie ? Has she recovered from injury? Can you say my Salam to her ?.

It is very strange , whenever i am tense , i feel like getting married . When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places. .......

when i passed the exam , then i thought " she is not nice girl , i can find better ". I told her

" i am not good enough for ya , i am not good guy .........i have so many defects...".

she became real and told me " you use the girls and eat their money....she told to all of her friends ....... "

daddy u never send me the money with the picture of British queen through western union , otherwise i would not have heard these remarks

HP, dear u r so funny! don't tell me that u expected she will believe that crap about " i am a bad guy bla bla bla..." oh , why do all men use the same lines????? some originality wont hurt!
as for ur test result i have to agree with ur sister, Choco, study more!

daddy

meet the Alaxandara , she is my only friend at this forum .....she is not the little sister of Alaxendar the great . I will be visiting her very soon to Romania but i dont know if i need visa or not


alexandara

let me have pleasure to introduce my daddy .... daddy was silent lover of Margaret Thatcher. Daddy is among those people who thinks that "internet" is the one of the biggest revolution in this world. Daddy wrote more than 100 books but none of the book came in market.

Daddy went at Chruch and asked the father " is it legal to get married wid Internet" .

HP wrote: When i was doing my master , i was stucked in some hard core subjects. I had accepted the friendship of a paki girl and planned about getting married wid her. She used to afford all phone bills and my food expenses at different places...

Sounds to me like the only Master you can be is in "Bator"

HP wrote:daddy

meet the Alaxandara , she is my only friend at this forum .....she is not the little sister of Alaxendar the great . I will be visiting her very soon to Romania but i dont know if i need visa or not


alexandara

let me have pleasure to introduce my daddy .... daddy was silent lover of Margaret Thatcher. Daddy is among those people who thinks that "internet" is the one of the biggest revolution in this world. Daddy wrote more than 100 books but none of the book came in market.

Daddy went at Chruch and asked the father " is it legal to get married wid Internet" .

if u r a resident in Denmark u don't need a visa for romania but for sure u need ur daddy's permission...so i think he wont give it to u cause u failed ur test!

Alexandra is descendant of Dracula, like myself.

Alex can have a nibble on me anytime