Facts About The Dear Leader, What Imperialists Don't Want U

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Facts about the Dear Leader, What Imperialists don't want U Oct 11, 2006
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This is a thread for all friends of the KWP and its glorious and benevolent comrade-leader-NorseGod Kim-Jong Il to finally, once and for all, get the facts out there about the Dear Leader.

So, any facts about the Dear Leader will be welcome, facts about his life, his past lives, his future lives, about socialism in the DPRK and about the Leader's attempts to deal with the problem of Imperialism in the world.

I'll start:

Kim Jong-il was present at the birth of Adolf Hitler and he knew straight away their would be a problem.

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Oct 11, 2006
The Dear Leader converted Patty Hearst to Communism - over the phone.
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The Dear Leader wears sunglasses so as to control poweful optic blasts from his eyes, much like the so-called comic book character Cyclops in "X-Men". That's where the bourgeoisie got the idea from.
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The Dear Leader says: Valkyrie is an idiot and should be taken outside and shot.
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Yeah this is a weird post. WTF x 10.
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Im assuming that those are all actual claims by the North Korean media about Kim Il Jong.

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The official government account of his birth states that "At the time of his birth there were flashes of lightning and thunder, the iceberg in the pond on Mount Paektu emitted a mysterious sound as it broke, and bright double rainbows rose up."
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Oct 11, 2006
^ian^ wrote:Yeah this is a weird post. WTF x 10.


I second that :P
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