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Faces and gestures May 21, 2009
'Over there': Filipinos do not point with their hands, but with their lips. So if you ask 'where is the mall?', people will point their lips in the direction where you need to go. This is only done, of course, if it is not too far, although the further one stretches his lips outward, the further your destination will be. For unsuspecting foreigners, it looks like a kiss.

http://pieterthys.blogspot.com/2009/01/ ... tures.html

Just like Russell peters this guy is a damn good observer.

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May 21, 2009
Poking your tongue into your cheek hard means you think someone is a c*cksucker.
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LOL : well its not only pilipinos doing it, i have seen many foreigners noding their lips to point on something.
And it only shops that are lips are beautiful and kissable LOL...

Not like you know who who cant point their lips because you know what my smell out and lips are not like stomped by an ox... LOL
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Speedhump wrote:Poking your tongue into your cheek hard means you think someone is a c*cksucker.


I didn't know! I better stop doing that!
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Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:Poking your tongue into your cheek hard means you think someone is a c*cksucker.


I didn't know! I better stop doing that!


umm, the tongue/cheek thing or the other...? :D
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well if he she winks at you she likes you
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I don't hope that a he/she ever winks at me :D
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Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:Poking your tongue into your cheek hard means you think someone is a c*cksucker.


I didn't know! I better stop doing that!


umm, the tongue/cheek thing or the other...? :D


Should have added: :lol:
Do I have explain everything to you???
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i want to know also bb
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portland wrote:i want to know also bb


You're too young. I don't want to be caught up corrupting a minor.
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:D how old are you anyway?
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Bora Bora wrote:
portland wrote:i want to know also bb


You're too young. I don't want to be caught up corrupting a minor.


So have a crack at me then!
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So how about those subcon people who scratches their balls in public?

Now what kind gestures is that?

Are they really scratching their balls or were actually jacking off while ogling at passing women?
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DDS wrote:So how about those subcon people who scratches their balls in public?

Now what kind gestures is that?

Are they really scratching their balls or were actually jacking off while ogling at passing women?


LOL you made me laugh there ... yep they usually do the scratching even infront of woman...
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^ LOL, Ballscratching is common worldwide. Basically where there are Dudes, there will be some ball scratching going on.

Regarding the 'authenticity' of the ballscratch, I'm not sure as depends on the person. Many a pedophile could use it as a cover for some public pocket-pool. You get what i'm sayin? :lol:
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Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
portland wrote:i want to know also bb


You're too young. I don't want to be caught up corrupting a minor.


So have a crack at me then!


It's not easy hitting a moving target.
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Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
portland wrote:i want to know also bb


You're too young. I don't want to be caught up corrupting a minor.


So have a crack at me then!


It's not easy hitting a moving target.


You think I wouldn't dismount to mount you? :D 8)
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Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
portland wrote:i want to know also bb


You're too young. I don't want to be caught up corrupting a minor.


So have a crack at me then!


It's not easy hitting a moving target.


You think I wouldn't dismount to mount you? :D 8)


Like I said, it's not easy hitting a moving target. :walk:
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haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!
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Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Let's hope you have the stamina of a camel too!
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Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!
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Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!


noooo...just getting started...my teeth in your neck...pulling you to the ground....fierce paws holding you down....I sink my....

hold on, I better get comfortable :D
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Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!


noooo...just getting started...my teeth in your neck...pulling you to the ground....fierce paws holding you down....I sink my....

hold on, I better get comfortable :D


Do I know you???
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Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!


noooo...just getting started...my teeth in your neck...pulling you to the ground....fierce paws holding you down....I sink my....

hold on, I better get comfortable :D


Do I know you???


I'm SpeedHyde, I don't know where SpeedJekyll went.... :twisted:
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do you recognize my avatar?

:twisted:
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sharfraz wrote:do you recognize my avatar?

:twisted:


LOL, it's like looking in a mirror ! :D
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Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!


noooo...just getting started...my teeth in your neck...pulling you to the ground....fierce paws holding you down....I sink my....

hold on, I better get comfortable :D


Alrit some here is growing a third leg! :lol:

Down tiger down!
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Speedhump wrote:
sharfraz wrote:do you recognize my avatar?

:twisted:


LOL, it's like looking in a mirror ! :D


that's right!!!!

but I am not sure about this Hyde's gesture!!!!!

:wink:
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portland wrote:
DDS wrote:So how about those subcon people who scratches their balls in public?

Now what kind gestures is that?

Are they really scratching their balls or were actually jacking off while ogling at passing women?


LOL you made me laugh there ... yep they usually do the scratching even infront of woman...


N you're the one noticeing that! hhahahaha!!.........
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Misery Called Life wrote:
Speedhump wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:
Speedhump wrote:haha, I could run you down like a cheetah gets a gazelle!


Getting a picture in my head!!! Get it out!!


noooo...just getting started...my teeth in your neck...pulling you to the ground....fierce paws holding you down....I sink my....

hold on, I better get comfortable :D


Alrit some here is growing a third leg! :lol:

Down tiger down!


Yeah calming down now...got her down to the scanties and then thought 'what the hell am I doing, how can a carnivorous feline mate with one of the even-toed ungulate species? I mean, think of the babies, and we could never go out together in public.'

That killed the passion right there... *sigh*
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