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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt..when she arrives at Cairo..she picks a random guy, and starts her interview

Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do you speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do you mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?

Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: Oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do you sink?
Reporter: It's just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time you want
Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take you for your word...so..how do you
find life here in Egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else
do you like in your country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Taha: I am very well, sank you
Reporter: No, I mean do you have a job?

Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have
any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in egypt?Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is
trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war
street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant
come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know
make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you can
only give it
to za banzeena man..zey take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you
have a
lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all street one way

Reporter: well, Ok...Do you vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do you choose your president
Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will

give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha: Because he was an
airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoblane
Reporter: But there are no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very
good airoblane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last
26 years
Taha: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bound
Reporter: I never
said i will pay you for this

Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?

Hahahhahah

Great

LMAO
thanks for posting

maad .. u r da man .. hahahahahaha .. sank you

Zank u Fizit agin.

... and the second part (sorry about the stars copied from email)

After her interview with Taha.. The foreigner reporter moves on
and** **approaches
another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the** **Egyptian
mentality: **

*

*
**Reporter: Hello**
**
**Egyptian: Welcun to egybt
**
**Reprter:thank u ..may i interview u?**
**
**Egyptian:Ofcors **
**
**Reporter:What's ur name?**
**
**Egyptian:3essam**
**
**Reporter:Sex?**
**
**3essam:I can't..i have wife and sons**
**
**Reporter(remembering Taha):Sorry..my mistake..male..Ok .... ****
Mr.Essam..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u** **
work?**
**
**3essam:Yas..i have koshk**
**
**Reporter:koshk?..what is a koshk?**
**
**3essam:small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and** **
fart **
**
**Reporter: Don�t u think somking is bad for people? **
**
**3essam:I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here* *
**in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)**
**
**Reporter:I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about ****
terrorism?**
**
**3essaml:Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring*
***dollars
to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in** **egybt...nawart
masr**
**
**Reporter: I am shocked to hear that**
**
**3essam:NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like* ***
zis.. we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home ... becoz zey bring a** *
*lot of money to za cantry and** **guvurment **
**
**Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government ***
*financially?**
**
**3essam:Sbeak again bleez**
**
**Reporter:I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the**
**Egyptian
government?**
**
**3essam:Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za** **
cantry.. terrorists, and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan**
**
**Reporter:Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where ***
*do they reside in Egypt?**
**
**3essam:Sbeak again**

**Reporter: where terrorists stay in Egypt **
**
**3essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer* **
*and drink shisha**
**
**Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a* **
*couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those** **
terrorists?**
**
**3essam:Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very** **
well.. dont warry.. dont zey brotect u?**
**
**Reporter:why do i need protection? **
**
**3essam:Because u r terrorist**
**
**Reprter:Absolutely not**
**
**3essam:u look like zem**
**
**Reporter:Do I?**
**
**3essam:yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak Arabic**
**
**Reporter:OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS**
**
**3essam:Sank u very much..**
**
**Reporter:I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to
more ****wrong
information**
**
**3essam:sbeak again**
**
**Reporter:I have to go now**
**
**3essam:No brobrem..u light Egybt**
**

I had some good laughs reading this. Thanks.

Are Egyptians really like that towards money?