turning the islands into a giant paintball war-zone field
For one day only we can offer you an experience of all-consuming power that you'll never forget!
We have 25 of the islands ready for your conquest of 'the world' in a one day spectacular in early May. With troops (and, yes, you can bring your friends too!), paint cannon trucks, landing craft dinghy's, even day glow paint tactical 'nukes' at your disposal you have 8 hours to plant as many of your flags in your opponents island strongholds as you can.
From your plywood fortress you will command your men using radio, wi-fi cams and a cool map with little blocks on that you can push around! Plus with a half day full introduction to the mechanics and equipment the day before you'll hit the ground running.
This promises to be an unbelievable experience for everyone involved as you get to truly flex the muscles of the despot inside of you! There are 3 basic packages available but you can add to them if you have a deeper wallet. Individual costs will be emailed to you when you contact us.
# Package 1: Minor Power - 3999dhs Basic Arms package with troops, a speedboat landing craft and basic defense installation.
# Package 2: Evil Genius - 4999dhs Good troops, landing craft, paint cannon truck, fortifications and one tactical paintbomb nuke
# Package 3: Superpower - 6999dhs Everything above plus a boat with paint cannon, air support and a whole three tactical paintbomb nukes!
http://www.bluebanana.ae/default/expDet ... 9&catId=25
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