Hello Naughty One
You sound like a good sort. I sometimes consider myself a little on the naughty side, especially when mumsy asks me to lay off the Sunny D. What the old crone doesn't know won't hurt her (which is more than can be said for the last round of medication I put her on
tee hee).
Anyhoo, I'm always on the look-out for a solid wingman and you sound like just the fellow. What I'm ideally looking for, is someone with a slight veneer of desperation, coupled with the pronounced air of 'stalker'. You sound perfect.
I've got it all worked out. You'll stand at one end of the bar, and I'll be at the other. I'll let you 'work your magic' and hopefully you'll have driven them all to my end in no time. I'll do the old 'roll the eyes' thing and throw in a few "tsk, what is the world coming too" and before you know it we'll be whisking a few hot young fillies off to TGIF for a slap up fajita and somenon-alcoholic pina colada's (I say 'we', but I mean that we'll all meet you there, okay?).
Drop me a line poste haste.
The Doc