Donner Kebab Saves Bloke

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Donner Kebab Saves Bloke Feb 09, 2011
File away under - 'you couldn't make this stuff up'!!

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I’d be a goner... without my doner
By JOHN COLES and DAN SALES
Published: 08 Feb 2011

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Life-saver ... James Hobbs with doner kebab


A KNIFE attack victim saved his own life after having his throat slit - by stemming the gushing blood with a doner kebab.

Quick-thinking James Hobbs, 37, held the wrapped £3.40 takeaway to his neck for several minutes until his cousin found a towel to cover the 5in gash.


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James Hobbs ... shows wound

The jobless dad lost 6½ pints of blood by the time medics arrived at Tasty Bitez.

He needed an op to open his windpipe so he could breathe and 27 staples to seal the cut.

James said: "I instinctively whacked the kebab to my neck to restrict blood flow. It's pure luck I was hungry."

Jamie Edney, 34, is charged over the attack in Highbridge, Somerset.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... kebab.html

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Re: Donner Kebab Saves Bloke Feb 09, 2011
more like file away under - feral underclass :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Donner Kebab Saves Bloke Feb 09, 2011
Behave benwj - you'll have people accusing you of 'pot stirring'. :mrgreen:

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Re: Donner Kebab Saves Bloke Feb 09, 2011
It's to be hoped he didn't load it with Hot Chilli Sauce :shock:

£3.40 for an Anglo Saxon Doner Kebab! outrageous! mind you, all that animal fat when congealed would have helped stem the blood flow :o

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Re: Donner Kebab Saves Bloke Feb 09, 2011
benwj wrote:more like file away under - feral underclass :lol: :lol: :lol:


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