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I believe MCL was my inspiration for this.

Author: BoraBora
Chief Editor: Portland

Using Puppypup’s posts, this is how a date would go with K-Dog and Puppypup. Additions appear in italics.

KD picks PP up in the SPEEDHUMPER.
KD: Well, now we can get a chance to know each other in person.
PP: Yes, I would like that. Do you want to date me or something? I have a vajajay. I told that to ROBBYG but he didn't bite.
KD: Err, how do you like to spend your day?
PP: Enjoy a calm morning by eating well and adoring nature. Maybe get laid. Then rob a bank before closing time. Hopefully the authorities won't find me so I can spend some of the cash but if I land in jail that's okay too..ITS MISERY CALLED LIFE.
KD: Okayyyy. Do you have many friends in Dubai?
PP: I'm a nice friend anywhere. I'm not sexy. I won't cater to everyone's taste but generally speaking I'd say I'm feminine and conventionally pretty. I'm not a maid or beautician. I'm not Asian but a part-time masseuse and I work for CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA. I once got a "happy ending" from a part-time masseuse girl who was asian but said she didn't look it.
KD: Have you ever been to PORTLAND, Oregon?
PP: Where is that?

(They get to the SAGE & ONION restaurant and have a drink while waiting for the table.)

KD: So, what actually is your ancestry?
PP: I mean c'mon I'm not Asian if my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great=great-great-great-great grandparents were from Mongolia or wherever. Furthermore I'm arond 1/8 Lipka (Lithuanian -Tatar) then I've got my Irish, French, etc. background so I'm not Asian, plain and simple.
KD: OK, so you really aren’t Asian, but you do look Asian and you really did make an issue of it on the forum.
PP: Not that forum members find me caring and intelligent or to have a voice, I've been mistaken or perceived for Nepalese, Turk, Persian, Indian, Chinese, Filipino, Japanese, Korean, Siberian, Kazak, Uzbek, Viet, Thai, Cambodian, Malaysian, Indonesian, Russian, Lithuanian, Saami, Tatar, Czech, Polynesian, Peruvian, Colombian, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Brazilian, Chilean, Paraguayan, Mexican, Guatemalan, Sicilian, Greek, Portugese, Half-black, Native-American, Afghanistani
KD: Are you sure you covered everything?
PP: Persian girls are beautiful and often classy. I've gotten mistaken as one. Makes sense since I look Persian. Oh, wait, I do look Russian. Makes sense though since I have Lithuanian-Tatar background. Sorry I don't know any "Soviet" Republic dances but always willing to learn. Oh wait I can belly dance so that fits with some of the former "Soviet" lands.
KD: What about your forefathers?
PP: I never said my forefathers or foremothers f*cked some Asians. Could there have been some Asians a few centuries or so ago? sure anything is possible but as far as this century, the 20th century, and late 1800s I'm not Asian and don't look it.

(Hostess BORA BORA escorts them to their table. KD thinks its time to change the topic)

(PP leans into KD and says: That woman thinks I¨m Mexican or Costa Rican here.)

KD: So, what do you do in your spare time?
PP: I'm an intermediate-advanced dancer with grace and style. I love dancing. Waltz and Latin-dancing are my talents.
KD: Well, let’s take a look at the menu.
PP: I'm not a vegan or vegetarian but I do try care for my body as best as I can eating grains, free-range chicken, non-homogenized grass-fed milk, grass-fed beef, game, nuts, berries. Yes, I do eat Asian foods too. I like millet, kimchi, rambutan, and lychees. I love love beets, herring with beets, cabbage and beets, borscht, blinis, stuffed cabbage, salmon, and sprats. Not much of a pork eater here except bacon.
KD: Do you have any allergies?
PP: I'm allergic to Arab men.
KD: Well I hope there’s something on the menu that you can eat.
PP: I'm hungry KDog. I don't want people coming with trays of lumpia, adobo and rice. I want beets, cabbage, herring, and pierogies. Anyway I look Russian not Filipina so I match my taste buds. No vodka though. Yuck. My Irish side takes over in the drinking department. I like whiskey. Does this help?
KD: (Changing the subject once again) You have nice hair.
PP: On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.
KD: (Changing the subject once again) What would you really like to do for a living?
PP: Make a living as a psychic.
KD: (Changing the subject once again) What do you think about the swine flu scare?
PP: I know the cure for the swine flu. Just say to yourself "I don't have time to get sick. I have other things to do." The swine flu will then move on to a scared victim.
PP: I would like to tell you something, K-Dog, you make me hot.

KD excuses himself and says he is going to the men’s room.

15 minutes later DRESDEN the head waiter presents the bill to PP. She said she was waiting for her date. DRESDEN tells her: he’s not coming back, he told me to give the bill to the Phillipino girl at this table.

Keep it clean guys, we don't want this one going south!

Well Bore Bore you´ve proven you are a less interesting person. While I´m climbing volcanoes and exploring a Central American culture, you are going through my thread history to create a thread on me and K-Dog. Part of your top box office ¨play¨ is plagarism since you didn´t quote me or acknowledge my posting history. At least K-Dog has something you don´t have.....A LIFE. I doubt he´d go through that amount of work to give me attention.

You´re not good enough for me to create a thread on you. Snow and I are more interesting than you, aren´t we?

puppypup wrote:Well Bore Bore you´ve proven you are a less interesting person. While I´m climbing volcanoes and exploring a Central American culture, you are going through my thread history to create a thread on me and K-Dog. Part of your top box office ¨play¨ is plagarism since you didn´t quote me or acknowledge my posting history. At least K-Dog has something you don´t have.....A LIFE. I doubt he´d go through that amount of work to give me attention.

You´re not good enough for me to create a thread on you. Snow and I are more interesting than you, aren´t we?

On my God. She is stuttering. Same post 3 times. Snow and you? Well if you haven't noticed, we haven't heard from Snow - I think she had a meltdown.

Plagarism?? WTF? I didn't know your posts were copyrighted!

And I will repeat myself, the only difference between me and KDog is that he has a door knocker, something you seem to have some familiarity with.

Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.

Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.

Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!

She's watching the Discovery Channel or National Geographic.

Bora Bora wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.

Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!

She's watching the Discovery Channel or National Geographic.

Sounds plausible

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.

Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!

Go to the travel forum here. I post a lot in the travel section. Thread is titled ¨Guatemala¨

puppypup wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?
You need grey cells for that.

Besides what do you mean by exploring Central American culture? And where and which volcano did u trek? I impressed and curious!

Go to the travel forum here. I post a lot in the travel section. Thread is titled ¨Guatemala¨

Nice....So are you going? Are you there right now? Anywaz take care and keep us posted.
I an absolute trekkie and an adventure junkie so when you find the time tell us more bout ur volcano expedition and maybe some pics as well?

I´m already here and went to the Pacaya volcano, an active one, yesterday. Basically climbed up for 1.5 hr and saw lava. At one moment there was lava shaped like a huge ball rolling down. it´s really cool. Some people roast marshmallows or heat up some bread. A couple of guys went further up and saw more impressive lava.

OTher volcanoes aren´t open at the moment due to the season but are considered more impressive than Pacaya.

I´ll let you know when I post photos (without me in it )

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?

Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh.

Red Chief wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?

Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh.

Well Chief, you lack of sense of humor was never in doubt. But on the other hand, you state of mind has always been questionable. HIC.

Boring Bora.

Red Chief wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Puppypup if you didn't realize Bora's work is called Creativity?

Rather boring imitator, I must say. Original was also doubtful but at least fresh.

Trust only RC to use "imitator" and "fresh" in the same sentence. And folks the funny part is he was not being contradictory

But to each one his own!

They were into 2 different sentences. It's strange but the imitator understood but the author of the original opus didn't.

Hmmm imaginine using the play as an opus. Interesting.

Well RC, doubtful was used as a synonym for imitator.

It was meant to be synonymy because you used the word "also" prior to doubtful. Also was in reference to imitator.

I rest my case.

Misery Called Life wrote:Hmmm imaginine using the play as an opus. Interesting.

Well RC, doubtful was used as a synonym for imitator.

It was meant to be synonymy because you used the word "also" prior to doubtful. Also was in reference to imitator.

I rest my case.

It was in reference to boring, MCL.

Alrit, so I finally get it

Funny stuff.

PP: If you really are in Guatemala, WTF are you doing on dubaiforums?
Couch surfing is fun I guess?

No PP, you don't look like a latina.

i guess pp will go to guatamala to change to become a guatamalian also or she will just go there to bunjee jump on the volcano? LOL

dresden wrote:

And for that you get a big belly scratch....

Be Gentle!

You wish she was that young

I think this is more 'Bora going for a ride';

LMAO

pinoy1 wrote:No PP, you don't look like a latina.

Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.

@Dresden I´ve couchsurfed before. I tried looking for people here but the hotels are really cheap anyway so I´m still saving. Beans, eggs, tea and bread are included for breakfast. $16 a night. Copan, Honduras is cheaper though. A private nicely decorated clean room was a whopping $US 8.

@Bora I´ve been to Portland Maine.

puppypup wrote:

pinoy1 wrote:No PP, you don't look like a latina.

Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.

@Dresden I´ve couchsurfed before. I tried looking for people here but the hotels are really cheap anyway so I´m still saving. Beans, eggs, tea and bread are included for breakfast. $16 a night. Copan, Honduras is cheaper though. A private nicely decorated clean room was a whopping $US 8.

@Bora I´ve been to Portland Maine.

Whattttttttt? Serious? And what kinda internet do you have? Finally what about personal safety?

@Misery There are so many internet cafes for 50 cents an hour. Also hotels have a computer or too. Furthermore many places offer wifi.

Latin America is safe overall. Last week Pres Colom of Guatemala was accused of murder in a post mortum video by a Lawyer named Rosemberg. So there have been demonstrations and such but aside from this, a few drug problems, there is not much to worry about. THe US has drugs, robberies, murders, it comes with life.

I advise anyone to come. Guatemala and Honduras are great countries so are Peru, Chile, Argentina and Uruguay. I¨ve met non Spanish speakers who´ve gotten along fine.

I admit I do speak Spanish and well I do look Latina so my travelling experience is possibly different than others. This is not just my opinion but this is what they say in Latin AMerica. Here in Guatemala they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican. I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them until I speak, then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean for example because of my accent or the smart ones will think I´m American or CAnadian because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds. HaHA

puppypup wrote: Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.

puppypup wrote:Here in Guatemala they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican. I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them until I speak, then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean for example because of my accent or the smart ones will think I´m American or CAnadian because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds. HaHA

And you wonder why we all know you are mentally 'touched'.

dresden wrote:

puppypup wrote: Yeah you´re right. I look more Irish or Lithuanian.

puppypup wrote:Here in Guatemala they think I¨m from the Capital, Mexican or Costa Rican. I look more South American though so Peruvians, Chileans, etc think I´m one of them until I speak, then a Peruvian will think I´m Chilean for example because of my accent or the smart ones will think I´m American or CAnadian because of my accent and I do have some baby fat. LOL I´m not obese or fat, just need to lose 10 to 15 pounds. HaHA

And you wonder why we all know you are mentally 'touched'.

LMAO Agreed shes nuts peanuts LOL