Dog Property Rules

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Dog Property Rules Apr 05, 2006
1. If I like it, it\'s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it\'s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it\'s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it\'s mine .
5. If I\'m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it\'s mine.
8. If I saw it first, it\'s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it\'s yours.

Khooreess
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Apr 05, 2006
If it's my dog then:

If she can steal it out the cupboard it's hers.
Once it's trashed it's mine.
The little poopy accident on the floor belongs to the cat - honest
If she broke something - the cat did it - honest, grovelling puppy eyes and wagging tail.
Who ate the cats food, me oh really, nooooo, you must be mistaken!
The yard is full of balls she found in the desert and claimed as hers.
The bed mine? Yeah right there's no room for me, it's hers!
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