Flying Dutchman wrote:Interesting question BM. Its all hindsight now, but first off, never let your drink unattended. Thats a big nono!
You are right FD, never leave your drink unattended, especially if you are a woman!
However...it was a Wednesday night in The Dog and Mugger and when the sneezer entered the pub, we were 4 and that included the barman!
So what did I do?
Well the big fella returned from his trip to the little boy's room. I watched him cross the floor and return to his pint.
My mind was in turmoil!
Do I say something?
Time was running out!
He lifted the glass
It was like in slow motion!
I screamed (in my head) NOOOOOOO!
I saw myself diving across the bar like Mike Tindall in the England Scotland (or was in Wales?) match and knocking the glass clean out of his hand.
I looked the big fella straight in the eye.
'Excuse me' BM said nervously.
I had gained his attention! He put down the glass!
'Awreet?' he murmed in his thick northern accent.
'Yes, thank you' says BM.
'I would just like to say....'
'What?' says the big fella, drawing himself up to his full height of 5'9'' (approx)
'Someone has gobbed into your pint' says BM in her poshest accent, 'and it wasn't me'
At this point the barman had a rush of blood to his feet and went two shades whiter.
'or the barman...'
The big fella turned his back to the bar to take in the sight of the other occupant of the Dog and Mugger.
The was a moments silence....you could hear a pin drop.....and the big fella raised his glass.....and drank the pint in one go!
Gulp!

X 2!!
The big fella turned back to the barman who was rooted to the spot. 'Another Guiness and what ever she's drinking'.
Who says Englishmen aren't hard? LOL