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HP wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!

I think after living in muslim country , you are getting the habit of muslim girls .

WTF is this supposed to mean?

Man I know who you are...








Abu Nahasapeemapetilon - Abu works at the Kwik E Mart (a subsidiary of Nordyne Defense Dynamics) 24 hours a day 7 days a week except for the 5 minutes a year he parties with his brother Sanjay every year.

Shop For The Simpsons Abu Merchandise

Abu Quotes-

Thank You Come Again
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!
Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!
Thank you for knocking over my inventory. Please come again.

Lionheart wrote:
Man I know who you are...


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invent , HP invent , i live in the heart of E.J

HP wrote:

Lionheart wrote:
Man I know who you are...


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invent , HP invent , i live in the heart of E.J

Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl...

Lionheart wrote:

Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl...

what are ya talking about ? Are ya drunk on weekend eve?
Liban has his own wife and why would he taste punjabi touch girls

My favorite Apu quates...By the way I think you are the best character in Simsons..


Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.

That shit is funny..classic.


Apu: Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paperboy to...doooo?


Apu: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!

Man this shit is soo funny that it makes me cry...


Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.





Man this is shit is soo funny that two thumps up is not enough...two middle fingers up is the only rating it deserves.

HP wrote:

Lionheart wrote:

Whatever you say Abu Nahasapeemapetilon... Keep on representing them fine Punjab Girls... and hope you pimp them in Dubai so Liban could get a taste of fine punjab girl...

what are ya talking about ? Are ya drunk on weekend eve?
Liban has his own wife and why would he taste punjabi touch girls

Liban may need second or third wife...Apu, so pimp him up with them fine sisters of your punjab. Don't be cheap Apu.

Another classic Apu moment


Apu: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!


Damn Apu why you got to be soo funny...that you made me shit on myself...

Apu Mr. Ladies man ... Apu AKA L.L

Dubai city center or Sharjah city center , dont remember , last year april in Dubai

Kenelli and choco

i am smiling here after getting degree

If Arnie were Pakistani or Indian then he culd be like that :

thats a smile ? or you were constipated ? heheh

BTW only you HP would take a picture at carrefour ..

MaaaD wrote:thats a smile ? or you were constipated ? heheh

BTW only you HP would take a picture at carrefour ..

I was coming back and i asked someone to take it and then they secruity guy came over to me and said " It is not allowed" .

Chocoholic wrote:No chance as I'll blow my cover - kekekeke!

Wouldn't want that now would we chocs

X - behave

arniegang wrote:X - behave

Funny, I was watching Cat in a hat on Friday and thinking of AP

HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!

the_zooter wrote:HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!

I have nothing to smile in life

HP wrote:

the_zooter wrote:HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!

I have nothing to smile in life

so tipically for HP when he feels a small atack...playing the victim but if what u saied it's true Hp than i am sorry for u buddy

HP wrote:

the_zooter wrote:HP - Do you ever smile?? You look a right miserable bugger! For crying out loud - SMILE!!
Mind you, not sure you have much to smile about though!

I have nothing to smile in life

Just a sad little man with no life then! Oh well

MaaaD wrote:thats a smile ? or you were constipated ? heheh

BTW only you HP would take a picture at carrefour ..

I was going to say the same thing. Seriously, who does that? Did you get tired of Dubai's scenery that made you decide to take shots in Carrefour?

HP wrote:Dubai city center or Sharjah city center , dont remember , last year april in Dubai

Who the hell takes a picture inside a supermarket! Anyway I don't believe the picture is real.

Concord wrote:Who the hell takes a picture inside a supermarket! Anyway I don't believe the picture is real.

HP is one of a kind - in each product line.

guys and gals atleast appreciate that HP has what is takes to post pics boldy.

HP wrote:

arniegang wrote:NO ONE drives my boat HP - ever.

what about Alex? if she wants to drive it , would ya help her ....i mean would u help her ......i do not know how to complete it ........

arnie 007 ...romanian girl........boat , water , no one around ....

u better not even try to complete it HP u sick mind! GEt a life & give me a break!

well said alexandra

thanks...he just gets on my nerves sometimes

he gets on everyones nerves sometimes