Cultural Differences Explained

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Cultural Differences Explained Mar 21, 2010
Just lighten things up..............

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:

* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.

* Two French men and one French woman.

* Two German men and one German woman.

* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.

* Two British men and one British woman.

* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.

* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.

* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.

* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

* Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

* The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island..

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.

* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if *** is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they are satisfied because the British are not having any fun..

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 22, 2010
:shock:
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 22, 2010
desertdudeshj wrote::shock:



What??? It's humor!!!
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 22, 2010
;) and so was that
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 23, 2010
That was excellent
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 23, 2010
You missed out the 2 Russian men and the 1 Russian woman!

The Russian woman was sent to Duabi by the 2 Russian men and they are now building a large condo next to the beach from her proceeds working nights at the York!

:D :D :D

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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 23, 2010
Wow. What is the subtle English homour! It's as cheap as York hotel, where you might lose your virginity.
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 24, 2010
Red Chief wrote:Wow. What is the subtle English homour! It's as cheap as York hotel, where you might lose your virginity.


Lost it years ago.

But I still have the box it came in...!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 24, 2010
Is it still under warranty ? :D
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 24, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:But I still have the box it came in...!

Oh, very subtle :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Cultural Differences Explained Mar 24, 2010
bonk wrote:
Dubai Knight wrote:But I still have the box it came in...!

Oh, very subtle :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


As ever!

:D :D :D

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