I have now been waiting 7 days for Etislut to mend my broken internet at home!
The Etislacker 'engineer' finally turned up yesterday morning (after letting me down and missing 2 previous appointments) only for me to find that:
a) he hardly spoke any English
b) he knew nothing about routers or computers
c) he was just 'The Cable Guy'
So now they are sending me another 'engineer' who is the 'DSL Guy'.
Oh I am so looking forward to his arrival and to see the technological wizardry he is able to perform on my sad, broken Siemens gigaset that we have already confirmed is connecting to the internet but steadfastly refuses to either upload or download any data.
Non performance on his behalf may have consequences that will make his eyes water, as I shove this rather square and chunky piece of equipment into one of his bodily orifices!
Knight