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About an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997."

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".

LMAO

Nice one!!

god bless this kid ,and he is damn right the israelis got f**ked up in lebanon

Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.

And that's YOUR opinion.

[quote="MaaaD"]About an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History.

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Absolutely Quality....lol

Chocoholic wrote:Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.

And that's YOUR opinion.

well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category .........

Corcovado wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.

And that's YOUR opinion.

well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category .........

Come on Girls, be nice

Corcovado wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.

And that's YOUR opinion.

well C thats what anybody who understands politics and read current affairs opinion.. i dont think u fit in this category .........

WHOAS! Calm down girls... No need to turn a perfectly innocent thread into a flaming fest!

Chocoholic wrote:Now C, there was really no need to hijack the thread like that was there.

And that's YOUR opinion.

that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...

dale wrote:that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".

I DID NOT HIJACK ANYTHING ...GOT THE POLITICAL HINT ????????

Corcs, my point was that your post was irrelevant to the thread. It was a good thread and pretty funny, then you had to make a comment like that. Can't you save it for the politics forum? Which is where your comment SHOULD have been put.

Corcovado wrote:

dale wrote:that's happening quite frequently on the forums these days...

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "Ihud Olmert 2006".

I DID NOT HIJACK ANYTHING ...GOT THE POLITICAL HINT ????????

Come on Corcs, it was just a joke

just a joke anyway

Yes, and a good one, until it was ruined.

Corcovado wrote:god bless this kid ,and he is damn right the israelis got f**ked up in lebanon

Sarcasm anyone?

Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.

Chocoholic wrote:Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.

Never argue with a kitten mew

sara_uk wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Still irrelevant, and trying to hide it with the old 'sarcasm' excuse is just sad.

Never argue with a kitten mew

Never argue with an onion

what ? are u overwhelmed with ur mod powers u want to control the world ?? Question : why do u become so sensitive when it comes to israel?
its a political joke and its not my problem that u dont get it - now thats sad.

Hardly, seeing as I hardly ever change anything.

Anyway, politics should be in politics, not here.

It might have been joke but you just had to highlight it didn't you, how predictable, I see that chip still isn't getting any smaller and the grudges and anger are still there.

tht f*ck*n funny by the way was tht boy malabare by any chance???????

shit my ribs hurt

wow calm down lady no one abuse thier power!!! regadless if what choc think she just stating her opinion, she did not delete posts because it did not agree with her did she?

Could we stop making personal remarks?? no need to call anyone names.

Let there be peace.

J

B__Lady wrote:This Chocoholic Jew princess is always sensitive about Israel, And loves to defend them.

And yes she does use her mod power to impose her opinion over some people

For your info I'm not a mod in this section, doh! You can use your eyes you know.

And what you stated above couldn't be further from the truth.

Nice to see you back under a new user name

I'm not a JEw you moron, nor do I subscribe to any religious group.

You really are very pathetic.

Now now kids, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

why can't we just get along with each other? love one another in peace and harmony? and stop hijacking threads?

B__Lady wrote:ahhh, really,

Mentioning my other names should remind you with the Pm's you wrote me to explain to me how poor the Jews are, and how it was never their mistake, we how we should support them.

Or am I making this one up also??

You make up alot of crap.

Anyway, not going to waste anymore of my time with someone like you.