We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular a.s.s
(__!__) a fat a.s.s
(!) a tight a.s.s
(_*_) a sore a.s.s
{_!_} a swishy a.s.s
(_o_) an a.s.s that's been around
(_x_) kiss my a.s.s
(_X_) leave my a.s.s alone
(_zzz_) a tired a.s.s
(_E=mc2_) a smart a.s.s
(_$_) Money coming out of his a.s.s
(_?_) Dumb A.s.s
You have just been e-mooned!