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There cannot be good Jewish jokes wihout good arab jokes.

Why Muslims do not replace light bulbs when they blow out? because they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

Why Arabs put a mark on the a ss of camels that kick, safe s ex label.

UK Immigration control:
Name?
-Abdul Saiid Wahad.
S ex?
-Four times a week.
No, no - male or female?
-Depends, Male, female, sometimes camel.

Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"? Because they're full of Arab seamen

George Bush and banana Cheney, are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in, sees them and asks the barman, "Isn't that the President and the Vice President sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War Three."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big breasts."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why would you kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Cheney and says, "See, I told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs".

The funniest thing about that was 'Banana' Cheney!

Why Emirati men wear a robe? because a camel can hear a zipper a mile away

Yes I think the DF net nanny filter has a better sense of humour than caps

Dubai's overdraft!!