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[A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH ]


1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important. . .because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a..m. - like, it could be the right number.

12. Be careful about reading the fine print. . . .. there's no way you're going to like it.

13. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.

14. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

15. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind . . . . and the ones that mind don't matter.

16. Life isn't tied with a bow . . . .. . . . but it's still a gift.

17. REMEMBER....POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

I like those sage. Thanks.