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Another joke.....:) Sep 29, 2006
Several examples how we turn men down......:)


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours .
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

AnnaSvensson
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Sep 29, 2006
yah yah yah bash men
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Sep 29, 2006
that is so funny, thanks for the tips Anna :lol:
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sara_uk wrote:that is so funny, thanks for the tips Anna :lol:


use them with caution lady else u will b spinster all ur life and easy target of B_lady :lol:
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sniper420 wrote:
sara_uk wrote:that is so funny, thanks for the tips Anna :lol:


use them with caution lady else u will b spinster all ur life and easy target of B_lady :lol:


I only use them with weirdoes, do not worry about me :wink:
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sara_uk wrote:
sniper420 wrote:
sara_uk wrote:that is so funny, thanks for the tips Anna :lol:


use them with caution lady else u will b spinster all ur life and easy target of B_lady :lol:


I only use them with weirdoes, do not worry about me :wink:


Maad is ur target then.. :lol:
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maad is a nice guy
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