Dear Mr Spook
If you do decide to relocate here I'd be awfully interested in hiring you. I'd like to find out who my father really is. Mumsy insists she was far too drunk on the night in question and that the navy were in town.
If you could start by checking the USS Carpetbomber, I'm sure you could bring a swift conclusion to this case!
Yours in anticipation.
The Doc
(PS Mumsy thinks he had a moustache)