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Where can I find a Midwakh?


Speedhump ahhhh, ok got it...;) :D
spoonman Any Emiratis in here? Does anyone know Where I can find a Midwakh in Dubai and how much should I pay for a basic model? desertdudeshj I remember I use to see them at the counters at gas stations, a couple of dirhams ? spoonman Thanks man. Speedhump You can get them also from the shops that sell cigars in the malls. Probably not just a couple of dirhams there though..... desertdudeshj Smokers center maybe ? Speedhump That's it! :) Tom Jones What is a Midwakh?????? 8) 8) desertdudeshj google is your friend Speedhump Dokha is not!

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spoonman
I dont want one with gold glitters and camel testicles, the ones at the petrol station might suit me better.

I dont want it for smoking Dokha though, need it for spiritual purposes. Chocoholic
Effectively a small tabacco pipe. Basically in Europe you'd call it a hash pipe. Speedhump
:D indeed!

Ummm...I presume for smoking 'something' spiritual, let's not go into it. These forums are monitored by authorities, as are any websites that could possibly be considered harmful to the UAE. ;)
edit:quote tags tidied SSense Theres a shop in Jumeira, somewhere before Reem Al Bawadi on your right hand.. They sell all kinds of midwakhs and dokhas. Speedhump SSense, looking at your avatar you and Sage should get together, you'd make beautiful babies.... :D Misery Called Life Anyone here used an electronic cigarette? RobbyG
:P Hubba hubba ;) Speedhump no, not hubble bubble, that's a hookah or shisha pipe mate.....this one is not mine, but belonged to someone inventive I knew back in the UK :D:
WhiteJade
Well if something like an electronic cigarette will be an effective replacement of a real cigarette, I guess a binkie will probably work effectively, too.
Or a feeder. Just replace the milk with some gaseous substance, like N2O :lol: , see it's also gaseity, plus it kills pain, and p.p.s. it tastes sweet!
RobbyG "Hubba hubba" is my expression for the desire to enjoy some hashies once again... Its been a longgggg time now :D Misery Called Life
Where you heading with this? I don't do dope so no need for a binkie.
Say have you used an e-cig? They're quite easily available in the mainland, I hear.
An e-cig is simply nicotine, water and a vaporizer? That's ur gaseus substance :lol: uaekid
don't get me started 8) RobbyG
I hear you want the first one? :lol:
Speedhump
You wouldn't need a dummy if you smoked dope, but if you were raving and had sampled charlie, speed and maybe a tab or two of X (1995 strength), you'd maybe want one to stop you losing some enamel off your teeth :D
Not that I condone this behavour! RobbyG
:lol: Sampled Charlie....and a tab or two :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ohh my, safe me from these sore smiling muscles in my jaw. :D Speedhump Ah but when you finally get back to someone's apartment , then have a wind-down smoke and close your eyes, and watch the fields of gold flying behind your eyelids, magical. :) Old days, long past, but good memories. Bora Bora
Sweet dreams hon. RobbyG
Fields of gold flyin'..... what have you been smokin' you trippin' goldylocks?
Were you on crack or something? :D Speedhump Nope just a good mix. This was my hangout for a while until they shut it down because of...well it's obvious :D : Good night all. Bora Bora
Well weren't you the party boy. The music is timeless. RobbyG Its just 10:00 O'clock there. Will you get real :D Its about the same time I was I'm my techno rave party time. 1996 - 2005, since then I simply had it with that kind of music. Taste is widely divers now. I think I got receptive of more sophisticated sounds, although I still like the clubsounds and progressive tunes very much. A well...we get older. Are you in the late forties SH? Just wondering... Red Chief
So naive. Late sixties. 30 years ago he visited Moscow and then described it pretty well on DF. 8) RobbyG
Lucky for you he's asleep now. You have about 6 hours to flee the country. He's coming for you when he reads this :D
I wasn't around 30 years ago. Just a tad before my time. Too bad Chiefert ;) Red Chief :shock: He has never hid it. Where do you think were all those banters about Harem coming from? :D RobbyG
I never asked for it before. Now I do. Speedhump Yep early night for me last night, and my ears burned so much there are scorch marks on my pillow. :D I visited Moscow and Leningrad as a teenager. I just left my forties behind me. I look somewhat younger, so I'm told. Everything is in full working order. All happy ? :D Red Chief
Sorry, SH. I was mistaken sincerely. :oops: I don't know where that wrong inf. is comming from. Probably I counted it from the fact that your father participated in the WWII as my both Granddads did. Speedhump ;) No insult meant or taken. My dad joined the war in 1939 at age 17 (he lied about his age), and left it until his mid-thirties to start a family. I advise all men to do the same (the wife may of course be younger....)! Red Chief He-he.. You probably saw Led Zeppelin and King Crimson alive... 8) Misery Called Life
:lol:
That's it I'm packing my bags and leaving on the earliest flight. Let me see firsthand what the fuss is all about.
Say SH you've been there done that eh, must say you've turned out just fine
Thanks for the inspiration :lol: Speedhump
Mate don't forget many others were not so lucky. My advice is still 'don't do drugs'. Speedhump
No but I saw maaany bands. Yes, The Who, The Faces, Genesis, Frank Zappa, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, T-Rex (sorry....), The Stranglers, Lou Reed, endless endless list. :D ewap8 try the al shaab area - lots of shops there sell this stuff Red Chief
Speedie,
Sorry, but I lost something. To avoid misunderstanding again can you clarify which war your dad participated during (Achtung!) 18 years? :shock: Are you sure that he sank only enemie's ships at that long period? 8)
Thank You. Speedhump Misunderstanding. He left the British Navy after the war in 1945. He started a family in the 1950's (aged in his thirties). You have a great interest! He visited North Russia during the war, but I presume that the birth of your own father would not synchronise with his visits to Kola Peninsula? ;) He was a very good looking sailor..... Red Chief
My Dad was born in 1938. So there could've been no synchronisation. :P Misery Called Life
LOL! He he..... Misery Called Life
Addiction is trouble no doubt.
But what's life without experiances. I think a couple of rave parties is long overdue... 8) RobbyG
Two drunk sailors... :D
Red Chief Not only sailors. The problem is even severe inland. RobbyG
Just watched the vid. I wonder on what grounds they can simply walk up to a door and check you out on your private property without reason.
Or are this the regular drunks that beat their wives? The article doesn't mention that explicitly. RedKite I am 62 years of age and work 7 days a week. I am working on this computer now at 4 am , having slept for 2 hours on the settee in front of the TV earlier . I do not feel any eye strain and do not need glasses for anything at all....apart from drinking lager on a Friday night!!
My hair is still 95 per cent dark brown, and I'm told I have the blood pressure of an 18 year old. I have no arthritis or joint ache.
Why do I tell you all this?
I have NEVER SMOKED !!
However, I buried TWENTY-TWO of my contemporaries [ several were younger than me at the time].....friends and acquaintances .........all around 3 to 12 years ago. They all died of cancers or heart problems between the ages of 48 and 56 ......a VERY DANGEROUS AGE FOR A MAN !!
Of the 22 .........TWENTY WERE SMOKERS!! Some of their deaths, through cancers of the throat and lungs , were truly horrible !!
I do not know you , but if you want to live past 55 years of age , I would leave that Arabic pipe in the garage .....plus the tobacco and any other rubbish you would put in it !! Throw the cigarettes away too !!
To live a healthy life.....or just TO LIVE.... , the only thing that should enter your lungs should be fresh air!!
Carry on smoking and you won't be on a computer at 62 !! Why bother working in Dubai to make money if you are intent on committing suicide? You won't need money in the morgue ! Speedhump
Wat was your post for? Nobody was talking about alcohol related crimes in the UK, what the f*ck?
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For 400 years, alcohol sold in Russia was controlled by the government. That ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union, but recently there's been a new push for state control. Over 20,000 Russians died of alcohol poisoning in 2006 alone.
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There is no punishment for being drunk in public in Russia. If there were then perhaps thousands would not die of cold on the streets at night but be warm in a prison cell.
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Medvedev: "Alcoholism in our country is a national disaster."
http://tvnz.co.nz/content/2910737
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You always have to start don't you? Speedhump
Mate they quite obviously have court search warrants to enter, or the people they detain would just walk free.
The video could be anything, probably just stock footage of arrests somewhere.
Anyway the north of the country is thick with drunks and wife beaters, there is a true north/south divide in England. ;) Red Chief Speedy, it was only light banter (some pepper). Sometimes I cannot stop (look at my tag). Hope you will not pursue me the rest of my life like Bora likes to do. :lol: :lol: :lol: Inf. about the gap between North and Sought is really valuable. More wider it's a result of policy of Tetcher with her destruction of traditional industry. By the way I heard totally opposite opinions from Southerners and Northerners. People from Midland and Bristol dislike her but Londoners and another Southerns count that she did everything well. Please comment. He He Londoners are separate nation inside the Island but they generously allow outsider to speak their "barbaric" language if they want some sausage and mash. 8) What do you think about adding the new language in this British Forum (almost without Brits now)? :wink: Speedhump Nope, I don't pursue, I flame and then finish. There has always been a north/south divide, always. Thatcher was blamed for a lot of things while she put UK government spending back in control, but she did not onvent the differences in attitudes to work and life between north and south. the closure of failing UK shipyards and coal mines was correct, and not providing easy 'government' jobs for the unemployed was also right. She allowed free market economics to set a fresh level in the country, and brutally cut back the wasted money running out of the pockets of governement run industries. My old friend was in charge of a large portion of the London National Health Service budget at the time and he said it was very tough measures but badly needed. Strong medicine always tastes bad. I can speak the lingo of course, you old merchant banker, you're having a giraffe, right? Don't get me started again or I'll plant a daisy in your bottle 'cause your a right James Hunt and no mistake. ;) Bora Bora
Pursue you?? SH pursue you??? If SH stopped short your head would be up his arse, that's how close behind him you are. As for me, I buried you along time ago. I guess you miss me. Speedhump
Haha...actually that's true, I do keep looking over my shoulder in the malls...
Funny Lady (I always had a weird fancy for Streisand.....can't believe I just typed that).
;) Red Chief Sorry, My Queen, that I took the name of yours in vain. :oops: I hope no damages but I realy realy dislike that your habit regardless of subject. It wasn't attack. If you take it this way I'm realy "sorry about that"(American proverb). Bora Bora
Don't know what habit you are referring to, and don't really really care. But you have this "victim" complex about people "ganging up on you" or "attacking you". Get over yourself. I had nothing to do with your banter, you dragged my name up, and when you do that, expect a response. qdabdul And here's a question for you: How much smoke can midwakh wakh if a midwakh could wakh mid? Speedhump :D RobbyG
What, what? Wha di é saj?
(groggy) 8) Speedhump who shook your cage and woke you? Bit early for you dude.....? RobbyG ^^^Doesn't understand my login troubles^^^ Red Chief
Wow.
Yes, I start to forget how funny you are. It’s very respectful that you keep your honor. Do you use search engine for that? It’s really economical because you don’t need to understand or even read a message, but spill out your poison automatically. Do I write to robot program now?
Do I miss you? Negative. Your irritating exclamations about my messages, which don’t affect you at all, haven’t given me a chance to forget about your existence forever.
I’d like to continue chatting but I have something more interesting to do in the weekend. Next time, probably.
Ciao. Have a nice weekend to everybody.
8) RobbyG Enjoy the weekend my Red friend ;) Speedhump Paint the town red.... English expression for 'go out and have a good time' . :king: RobbyG I thought you went pulling knives all of a sudden this weekend....pfeww Bloody mess :D Speedhump :D :D Nah, current London stylee not go down too well with this old boy. RedKite Jeez ! What have half of these posts got to do with "midwakhs" or smoking? It's a filthy unhealthy habit that is bound to shorten your life, whether you suck the poisons in through a cigarette, or some wacky-baccy device !! In fact, by the sound of things, some of you must be on wacky-baccy as you write!! Speedhump The midwakh question was answered in about five posts so it fulfilled its purpose. What to do after that, can't let a perfectly good thread go to waste when we can be larking about in it! RedKite To a midwakh you give a good suck !! The smoke will come through with some "luck" !! If you keep on smoking, Soon you'll be croaking !! And "Camel" ??.....they won't give a fu*k !!! Speedhump To RedKite, Big Tobacco is bad, they kill folk, and that makes him mad. He lost some good friends who met painful ends. Such demises are really so sad. RedKite If you list all the poisons in fags, You'll see anti-smokers aren't nags, The chemical cocktail, Will soon see your health fail, With a skin full of wrinkles and sags ! Athero-sclerosis of veins , Capillary blockage and pains, Coughing all day, No breath to play !! Cigarette smoking ??? .........NO gains !!! At thirty you're young and you thrive !! You can party and and dance....All that jive! But you won't be nifty, When you get to fifty, You may not be even alive !! Speedhump :puke: how could anyone ever light up again after reading that! :D RobbyG I did, cause I don't smoke :D RedKite I may have saved Speedie some strife ! I may even have lengthened his life! The Camels you dump, As you get off that hump, You'd be better off humping a wife !!! uaebadoo There are many shops in AD and Alain For people who dont know modwaek &feature=related Speedhump Yes but he wants to buy in Dubai? The petrol alone will cost him 10 times the cost of the pipe. uaebadoo
LOL :D Red Chief
Good poit. I also thought about that meaning of the notorious nick as ability of making women pregnant rather quickly but as Speedie pled he only likes to speak with them, not sleep.
:D :D :D Speedhump If you sleep Ivan, maybe that's why you don't get much ;) :D Red Chief
Thanks for advice, Doctor. I've just intercepted your conversation with your female-patient. :oops: Sorry about that.
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&feature=related Speedhump :D Funny. Ah so you know some of my satisfied patients.....? I have told them to watch out for quacks with fake licenses, so you'd better take yours off the wall and put it back in the drawer. :( Also remember that a 3" stethoscope will not diagnose anything mate.... ;) Red Chief
I know that you wear stethoscope to have some confidence only and then piss to ladie's beatiful ears, but really they need something deeper. :wink:
I didn't say that you are a quack but rather performer, funny one. 8)
Anyway it's mostly for "Romance section", doc. Speedhump Opps, I forgot that this thread wasn't in FC.....stll you are happy to help me trash it.... :? RedKite This thread is all about smoking, But you all think about joking, You twist every thread, And avoid the word "dead" , But smoking is all about croaking !! RedKite Just seen the Uaebadoo You tube film featuring a young Arab with that stupid pipe in his mouth. He probably won't live to see 60 if keeps sucking that rubbish into his lungs, capillaries and liver. The poisons will permeate his whole body and maybe eat away the soft membranes of his palate and generous nose , which resembles a chimney in the film , with all that tar-laden smoke pumping out of it . What sort of logical society accepts that rubbish, whilst outlawing the odd pint of thirst-quenching lager ? Speedhump RedKite just can't stop sermonising, It's becoming anaesthetising, I now feel the need for a puff on the weed; the stuff he's hard set demonising! RedKite Of what weed do you find a "need" ? Tobacco or cannabis weed? The former will kill you, The latter will jail you, These words are words you should heed !! Speedhump Tobacco is itself a weed, though I don't feel a personal need for either bad plant, and also we can't use the ganja here, prison indeed! :D RedKite It was humpty who stated a need , To have a quick puff of the weed , Now he says "NO!" This is not so !! Very confusing indeed !!.......That's the WEED!! RedKite Now "Where can I find a Midwakh?" Let's return to that original track, At the morgue,near a slab, There'll be one you can grab ! The owner will not need it back !!



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