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[guest999]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

The last 100 topics are sooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooring i feel like crying!

I just went throught many people (history posts) You get that link when you click on the profile...an di swear i HAD SO MUCH FUN READING THROUGH THEM ALL!

And this is what im doing now....im going back throught time...

But then again...now i feel like i have to bring it all back....

Its my obligation to announce that JAMAL & ISH sleep togather and are in love (thats why theyr enot on the forum cursing anymore...love has concured all)

Poor Liban...although he was of no use at all..i still miss him posting (u bums scared him off with ur crap abt sadam and politics and all that boring stuff that no one cud care less off!)

Bushra, ur right, i read aloto fur previous posts...it just aint the same here...too many newbies who dont really know how to get down hard core....

Kanelli is gone she got so old that shes in a hospital now with pipes all inside of her (she cant type anymore)

Zam has kids...no time for DFM (plus she got so ugly now...=/)

DaveDXB

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What can i say.....i want that dam nick back!

Webadminitrator....cudnt find that skinny looking freak!...email him sooooo many times....grrrrrrrrr

YORKY oh yorky where did u go man! ever since u selled or those GORGEOUS CARS of urs...ur heart has been broken....

hmmm....who else.....

ahahahahah...my favoruite old weisel mmm...weird...i even forgot his nick...the old moderator? AH ARNIGANG....ever since jamal slept with his daughter! he just cudnt face this place anymore...poor old fag.

and SmartD...i think this guy got promoted or something...i actually smelled perfume on him last time we met! he gooone@!

aaaall the nice pppl are gone...im the very last one....

Any of u guys still out there? pls reply? dont leave me here all alone....
Its so dark in here....

Since ladies forum went.....MOST OF THE ladies went with it! HAHAHHAHA....theyre gone tooo

[^ian^]

Aren't you a noob?

[sage & onion]

LOL, what's a Noob??

[^ian^]

LOL, what's a Noob??

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

[guest999]

Read hard...if u still dont get it...well...u havent changed then lol...still a retard.

"DaveDXB

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What can i say.....i want that dam nick back! "

Who the h e l l removed the deleted button

IAN doesnt deserver to be called a retard....u suffur from SLOW syndrome....down syndrome is to much of a good thing for u....

Hey...that girl u think ur chatting to for the past few weeks...THAT CUD BE ME looool!

[^ian^]

Read hard...if u still dont get it...well...u havent changed then lol...still a retard.

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What can i say.....i want that dam nick back! "

Who the h e l l removed the deleted button

IAN doesnt deserver to be called a retard....u suffur from SLOW syndrome....down syndrome is to much of a good thing for u....

Listen here Mr. Chronic Masturbator. I don't give a flying horseshit what you think, because.... I have a life!

You come in here, on your two legs, speaking your crap.... and if you learnt to read horseshit-for-brains, then you'd see the urbandictionary definition of Noob fits you perfectly.

Anyway, I imagine you have to get back to stalking women via sms, msn, hotmail and the pm system, so sorry for distracting you.

P.S. what do you use to clean your keyboard?

[guest999]

AH! ur here...thaaaaaaaaaaaats nice...cmon now...u loose ur temper too fast for a short chubby guy ..lol...ur making me blush man...oh...can i call u maan?! lol

Nice to see ur stinky face around....now bugger off....dont spoil this threat with ur crap....

I dont use anything to clean my keyboard....i have to repaint the walls!..i just installed a new pump system

Not alllll of use are malnutritioned like u man..lol...pathetic...ur keyboard is how far u reach?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAUAHA

oh Lord...

[^ian^]

Hey...that girl u think ur chatting to for the past few weeks...THAT CUD BE ME looool!

I will add I can talk to girls in real life, I don't need to do it via online. I'd give you tips on how to do that, but I dunno, I don't think you'd get it.

Funny, I've been told you're not a bad bloke in real life... but I highly doubt that.

[^ian^]

AH! ur here...thaaaaaaaaaaaats nice...cmon now...u loose ur temper too fast for a short chubby guy ..lol...ur making me blush man...oh...can i call u maan?! lol

Nice to see ur stinky face around....now bugger off....dont spoil this threat with ur crap....

I dont use anything to clean my keyboard....i have to repaint the walls!..i just installed a new pump system

Not alllll of use are malnutritioned like u man..lol...pathetic...ur keyboard is how far u reach?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAUAHA

oh Lord...

Ahh... can someone who can speak this language interpret it for me.

I have no idea what this idiot is saying.

English I can do.
Arabic a little.
But WTF is this?

Tip Dave - if you're going to insult someone, it actually helps if they understand the language you're insulting them in.

[guest999]

Where did the idea of harassing girls online come up from??????? mmm?

Plus...atleast I ADMIT I DO! u coward!

And yes...i am quit pleasant to be around with in real life...but ull have to earn ur badges soldier! i dont just give myself to anyone who wants to know me lol...im...SPECIAL!

hey listen...try and be funny rather then diverting the focus of subject on me...its always abt me....

nways...ur still a dork.

u sneak punk...ur here all the time but on invisible mode....eeeekh...so it was u who was farting in the dark cave....and i thot the mautain was coming down. (ill try and type properly for you so your slow mind can read and understand everything word by woooooooord.....)

[sauron]

Sorry to correct you, Ian, but I believe we are looking at a Boobie, not a Noobie and they actually crawl on all fours.

[guest999]

Sorry to correct you, Ian, but I believe we are looking at a Boobie, not a Noobie and they actually crawl on all fours.

ur not the only filthy minded person here after all! Boobie was the first thing that popped in my mind too! :D glad u cud join buddy...but this is a call for the wild....not hamsters...

[^ian^]

Where did the idea of harassing girls online come up from??????? mmm?

Plus...atleast I ADMIT I DO! u coward!

Well, you'd be a true wanker to claim you didn't. I'd bet 5 dh that every girl on this forum (even BLady) has received a PM from you.

It might interest you to know I've actually been copied on a couple of your PMs, they're quite laughable.

And yes...i am quit pleasant to be around with in real life...but ull have to earn ur badges soldier! i dont just give myself to anyone who wants to know me lol...im...SPECIAL!

You sure are buddy. Real special.

[guest999]

Listen IAN, i really dont get it...whats wrong with liking girls??? im a guy? Am i supposed to run after other guys? or be lonely like u? cmon..use ur common sense...ull never get a real girl in the state ur in man...better do something abt it rather then complain abt guys (like me) taking over ur (future wud be girl friends)

HAHAHHAHHAHA

really!!!!!!!!! that was like aloooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

Pls copy / paste them here...id like to read them again myself

PS: make sure u make up something hilarious...take ur time.

[^ian^]

HAHAHHAHHAHA

really!!!!!!!!! that was like aloooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

Pls copy / paste them here...id like to read them again myself

PS: make sure u make up something hilarious...take ur time.

Nah, have better things to do, and time is too precious to waste responding.

Goodnight.

[sauron]

Sorry to correct you, Ian, but I believe we are looking at a Boobie, not a Noobie and they actually crawl on all fours.

ur not the only filthy minded person here after all! Boobie was the first thing that popped in my mind too! :D glad u cud join buddy...but this is a call for the wild....not hamsters...

Wild???

[guest999]

now suddenly ur out of time????

u posted all this in a few mintues...u even bothered going through history to remember me and how i post funny message to the ladies...saying u even HAVE A COPY OF IT..and bothered urself soo much to read them coz theyre funny!

AND now a sudden change of moood??? thats weird...i didnt know men had PMS....IAN...u a guy? i read in the news paper a while ago abt ppl who are born with a mans body but are compltely a women from the inside....mmmm...actually it all adds up.

You defend women
Your against guys going after women
U masterbate alot (u mentioned it...not me)

just a few more hints and ill have u all figured out...dont worry.

[guest999]

Sorry to correct you, Ian, but I believe we are looking at a Boobie, not a Noobie and they actually crawl on all fours.

ur not the only filthy minded person here after all! Boobie was the first thing that popped in my mind too! :D glad u cud join buddy...but this is a call for the wild....not hamsters...

Wild???

Wild r the nick names i mentioned in my first post....I want to know if these guys are still around or what?!

But ur more than welcome to join the party mr hamster. wat can i say...its cute...i can hold back from laughing and making fun of it.

Tell me a poem....IF U HAVE TIME lol..unlike IAN...who spends all day in hidden mode on this website and then claims hes out of time HSHHSHAHAUAHUA....really funny guy.....

[^ian^]

now suddenly ur out of time????

Out of time for you.

I mean, this could go on all day, but it's been done before, over and over and over and over.

So yeah, I do not wish to waste my time, and that includes getting into a war of words with you. After all, it's exactly what you're trolling for, and I have better things to do, like, have a cup of tea... or... anything.

[guest999]

No one asked u stay im not holding ur hands here buddy loooool

GO! i dont see ur ugly nick mentioned above there.

hehehe....u think when anyone cries out for help....u here ur name..

IAAAAAAAAAAAn.....saaaaaaaaaaaavvvvee meeee

HUAHAHAHAHH....i have all these crazy thoughts in my mind i cant stop laughing abt..nways...come back later with the PS messages u promised to pst here so i can read...atleast the hamster is nice enough to write us a poem...ur just cheap talk...i have this and i have that....bla bla bla

theres no waaaar...im nicely asking u to post the ps messages i bombard girls with...the ones u keep as a souvaneir and enjoy reading urself (isnt that what u said in ur previous post....or maybe english is bad too lol?)

Now dont reply again and say i have no time and im going n all that crap....i dont have money to spare u.

[^ian^]

come back later with the PS messages u promised to pst here so i can read...

To clarify this final point (and fcuk. only knows why I am bothering?) I never promised to post anything... but Dave, I have seen some of your PMs... it was a while ago, and I hardly see the point in archiving a ridiculous PM. At the time, I said to the girl, just send it to a mod, or ignore it.

That's it. Khalass. Not playing the game anymore.

[guest999]

lol...what is with u man...ur really behaving like a women...u NEVER can understand what they want...lol....

*pats IAN on the back*

Take it easy buddy...i can feel the steam of ur face from here....u really have issues u need to sort out with urself...(ur inner womenhood)

Peace...

You make a big fuss out of nothing just like girls do (@@ another hint! ) I shall add this to the background info i made of u. Ill send u the final picture the resultss show when its done.

lol..i really do get to u dont i....u just caaant let go...lool. This usually happens to me when i say the truth abt others...they know its true so they cant just walk away and ignore me...they keep coming back to justify themselves...

IAN...try to get this in ur head man...i dont care abt u...i dont know u...i really dont give an azz of how u feel....so stop being a nusance pls...try to enjoy (ur suffering to much for nothing...or for me? )

[sauron]

Not_Sure, I hope you are gonna join us for cricket. You'd make a bloody good stump.

[guest999]

U mad...i played cricket when i was 13

Those aazzzholes purposly threw that dam rock hard ball on my

legs!
arms!
nutss!

and even nearly got me in the face!

My fingers got busted...oh no...im not playing cricket ever again!



by the way...whats wrong with this ian dude...u write a bad poem abt him or something? he must be having a hard month or somethin poor guy. Hes nice...but delicate.

[Tropic23]

You can`t have a life, Not Sure.........

All these postings

No friends? No job? Too much time alone??

[alexandra]

Liban was fun

[guest999]

What can i say...im not an easy guy to get along with...

Sometimes...u aim so high...that u dont see what u already have....till u loose it.