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shafique , here's how it was explained to me by a freind years ago:

They'll definitely stab you in the back in Europe; when a German does it he will explain to you in detail of why it had to be done; when the Frenchman stabs you, he'll cry a sea of tears with you!

But the Brit will say "Knife? What knife??"

I always thought that summed it up pretty well

PS: I presume he was talking about the "real" Brits, the white ones

The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakistanis if they want some back.

There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

A donation of just £4 could save a thousand lives in Pakistan .
Co-incidently, at Sainsbury's you can get 4 cans of Stella for just £3...99 - You decide!

Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

The Pakistan president Asif Ali Zardari says "the main problem we are having mopping after the flood is that all our spongers are over in the UK !!!"

Thousands Dead. China is sending clean water.
America is sending tents.
England is sending replacements

How do you save a drowning Cumbria policeman?

Take your foot off his head!

Why is drowning Pakistanis so difficult?

S**t floats.

Zonker, its Cumbrian. Cumbria is a place.

--- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:51 pm ---

But good effort! 8 out of 10 for trying. I appreciate that English is not your first language.

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:07 am ---

event horizon wrote:There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

Lol!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:07 am ---

event horizon wrote:A donation of just £4 could save a thousand lives in Pakistan .
Co-incidently, at Sainsbury's you can get 4 cans of Stella for just £3...99 - You decide!

PMSLx 2!!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:08 am ---

event horizon wrote:England is sending replacements

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:12 am ---



--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:59 am ---

shafique wrote:But hey, 'lighten up' zonkers - why are you being offended about a joke about the floods and an American wanting to give them more water instead of aid/charity??

Frig!!! I nearly missed that!!!!

I think we have provided the Pakis with more than they deserve. Isn't it about time they started helping themselves?

zonker wrote:shafique , here's how it was explained to me by a freind years ago:

They'll definitely stab you in the back in Europe; when a German does it he will explain to you in detail of why it had to be done; when the Frenchman stabs you, he'll cry a sea of tears with you!

But the Brit will say "Knife? What knife??"

I always thought that summed it up pretty well

Agreed.

A true Brit is characterised by good taste. Shame that chav culture is eroding these values.

We can see redneck mentality above - and what a nasty piece of work eh really is.

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique wrote: and what a nasty piece of work eh really is.

He tells a bloody good joke though!

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Keep 'em coming EH!!!!

Well, supporters of nazi-Saluting racist thugs do share a sense of humour that most British people will find detestable. I'm glad I'm not in your sad gang.

Cheers,

Shafique

How would you know what British people find detestable?

Bethsmum , Good morning!

English is certainly not my 1st language BM. Neither is it my fourth! Giving me 8 out of 10 was nice of you.

You have decided to throw in your lot with something like EH! Its plain to all here how full of shyte he is! He is just lightening his load here. I think he might even be a Paki. A Kadiyani, persecuted by religious bigots in Pakistan and taken refuge in the USA.

You PMSL so much on his jokes DF might get a little flood of its own!
Nobody else seems to be laughing though

Frig!!! I nearly missed that!!!!

I think we have provided the Pakis with more than they deserve. Isn't it about time they started helping themselves?

The Pakis are helping themselves! To your beautiful women BM . I am sure we all know a few names. In which case, I think that you have provided them with just what they desrve! Nothing more .

zonker wrote:Nobody else seems to be laughing though

Really?

Err - yes, BM. Show me one person outside your 'sad gang' that is finding eh's vitriol funny. Go on. (And please don't do a herve and create a new poster to help you out).

Great post zonker.

Cheers,

Shafique

Well it seems that we have two gangs here, one with a sense of humour and one with a sense of humour failure. I know which one I'd rather belong to!!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:28 am ---

Yeah, great post Zonker!

shafique wrote:chav culture

Life must be good for an African in Africa, without 'chav' culture.

Bethsmum wrote:Well it seems that we have two gangs here, one with a sense of humour and one with a sense of humour failure. I know which one I'd rather belong to!!

And you have opted for the one with the "Sense of Humour Failure Gang"?
Dont tell me you consider EH's jokes as sense of humour!
Its just the ranting of a 12 year old! If he regresses at this rate, he'll soon be a toddler, and then beyond

eh has dropped his guard and is letting his anti-Paki feelings out. FD is barely suppressing his feelings with the last thinly veiled racist comment about Africa. I suspect the 'nigger' jokes are just bubbling under the surface.. how sad.

Cheers,

Shafique

There there shaf, you are showing your embarasment being an African. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, an African living in Africa.

Hey, I'm not the one with race issues my friend. Keep telling yourself you're not the one with the problem - but you won't convince anyone outside your sad gang.

To quote another poster - 'pathetic'.

Cheers,

Shafique

Where is your African pride? Or do you feel superior as a Muslim supremist? Be carefull shaf, more and more people want to take passport away from terrorists, including those donating or providing resources. At least one European politician wants to create a precedent for that.

Where's the luvre this morning Shafique?

FD's obsession with analysing others is most creepy. But the projection of the hate that is eating him is mostly sad.

As I said, I'm not the one with a problem with race or not being able to show lurve. FD should chill out and stop the hate and the fantasies.

BM - there is already a thread for your musings about me.

Cheers,
Shafique

I still love you shaf!

Have you run out of French jokes already Shafique?

Golly!

FD - My advice to you is always given with love and kindness! You will feel so much better when you give up the hate and start posting as if you do love others! Try it.

BM - no, I've still got LOADS more cheese-eating, surrender monkey jokes. herve's not laughing though - can't you cheer him up?

Edit: Here's another joke:
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.

The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

Cheers,
Shafique

Golly!

Is that your attempt at cheering herve up?

Cheers,

Shafique

How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch people found a nickle.

The latest Belgium invention: an indoor airport

How do you catch a Moroccan? You close the lid of the toilet when he is drinking.

Why shouldn't you leave a Moroccan close to a garbage bin? He might think it's home.

Why is Jesus not born in Belgium? They couldn't find three wise men

What's the favorite Moroccan saying? He who fits the shoe runs out of the store.

Progress! Those were funny!




Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Cheers,

Shafique

Flying Dutchman wrote:How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch people found a nickle.

Errr, I believe it was a penny (made of copper), not "nickle".

Under king Willim III The Kingdom of the Netherlands started with high quality coins. The 5-cent coin (stuiver) was made of 640/1000 silver, while under Willim I this was 569/1000. Beginning 20th century the Dutch 5-cent coin was produced out of nickel. Under the German occupation the 5-cent coin was made out of zinc. After WWII the bronze was introduced for the coin. The latest version of the stuiver (or stiver in English) was made of 95% copper, 4% tin and 1% zinc. With the introduction of the Euro, the 5 cent coin got a copper outside layer, the coin is 94,35% steel and 5,65 % copper and weighs 3,92 gramms.

Curacao still uses the guilder 5-cent coin.

Apologies or the confusion.