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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?


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xibit
Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
freza
Ian will become your fan in no time.
^ian^
  • freza wrote:
    Ian will become your fan in no time.

Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.
Jeevan
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • freza wrote:
      Ian will become your fan in no time.

    Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

LMAO :lol:
sage & onion
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • freza wrote:
      Ian will become your fan in no time.

    Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention
^ian^
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • ^ian^ wrote:
      • freza wrote:
        Ian will become your fan in no time.

      Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

    Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention

He is the 2nd Coming of the Don.
Jeevan
Ian ur killing me :lol: :lol: :lol:
sage & onion
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • ^ian^ wrote:
        • freza wrote:
          Ian will become your fan in no time.

        Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

      Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention

    He is the 2nd Coming of the Don.

Lets see in the World Cup, maybe your is will turn to was :twisted:
^ian^
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • ^ian^ wrote:
      • sage & onion wrote:
        • ^ian^ wrote:
          • freza wrote:
            Ian will become your fan in no time.

          Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

        Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention

      He is the 2nd Coming of the Don.

    Lets see in the World Cup, maybe your is will turn to was :twisted:

Regardless of the team's performance, Ricky Ponting is the best cricketer in the world today, and has been for 3 years straight now.
Galactico
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • sage & onion wrote:
      • ^ian^ wrote:
        • sage & onion wrote:
          • ^ian^ wrote:
            • freza wrote:
              Ian will become your fan in no time.

            Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

          Now that is so funny, he obviously had some divine intervention

        He is the 2nd Coming of the Don.

      Lets see in the World Cup, maybe your is will turn to was :twisted:

    Regardless of the team's performance, Ricky Ponting is the best cricketer in the world today, and has been for 3 years straight now.

agree with you there he is world class 8)
sauron
:lol: The art of thread hijacking in a nutshell : cricket. You're LBW, xibit.
Galactico
  • sauron wrote:
    :lol: The art of thread hijacking in a nutshell : cricket. You're LBW, xibit.

haha well you do have many cricket fan's on here :wink:
Tropic23
Why wasn`t Jesus born in Australia? Well,..... Australia is a lil`bit off the beaten track :wink:
giggsy
Cricket? One of these days I'm going to have to sit down and have someone explain to me the game in details. Cricket is no where on the map here in North America. Footy and rugby are still miniscule too although gaining more steam all the time.
sage & onion
  • giggsy wrote:
    Cricket? One of these days I'm going to have to sit down and have someone explain to me the game in details. Cricket is no where on the map here in North America. Footy and rugby are still miniscule too although gaining more steam all the time.

Hey Giggsy,
Try out this link;
http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hosking/cricket/explanation.htm
sauron
  • sage & onion wrote:
    • giggsy wrote:
      Cricket? One of these days I'm going to have to sit down and have someone explain to me the game in details. Cricket is no where on the map here in North America. Footy and rugby are still miniscule too although gaining more steam all the time.

    Hey Giggsy,
    Try out this link;
    http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hosking/cricket/explanation.htm

Or that brilliant video Ian posted - forgotten where.
giggsy
Cheers! I'll give it a read when I've got a few minutes today!
xibit
  • ^ian^ wrote:
    • freza wrote:
      Ian will become your fan in no time.

    Jesus was born in Australia, they just decided to call him Ricky Ponting instead.

fair dinkum!! acted like a true bushie eh, moi't
if chirst would have been born in australia the three wise men would have been virgin..




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