| bushra21 |
| > A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. > > Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in > the bedroom closet to watch. > > The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet > not realizing that the little boy is in there already. > > The little boy says, "Dark in here". > > The man says, "Yes, it is". > > Boy - "I have a baseball." > > Man - "That's nice" > > Boy - "Want to buy it?" > > Man - "No, thanks." > > Boy - "My dad's outside." > > Man - "OK, how much?" > > Boy - "$250.00 > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover > are in the closet together. > > Boy - "Dark in here." > > Man - "Yes, it is." > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove." > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" > > Boy - "$750.00" > > Man - "Sold." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove, let's > go outside and have a game of catch." > > The boy says, I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > > The boy answers, "$1,000.00" > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like > that... that is way more than those two things cost I'm going to > take you to church and you will go to confession.." > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the > confession booth and he closes the door. > The boy says, "Dark in here." > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now" |
| valkyrie |
| :lol: What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till the boy is thirteen to cum on his face. |
| d3vilish_ang3l_88 |
| heard it b4 but still funny :lol: :lol: |
| boomtown |
| My grandmother cheats at cards. |
| 175bpm |
:roll: |