| sage & onion |
| Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Imagine that! ========= Something went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? ======== Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ======= Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ======= Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' la zy so-and-sos! ======= Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ======== War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ======== If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think?! ======== Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ======== Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ======== Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! =========== Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! =========== New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! =========== Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ========== Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Taste like chicken? =========== Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! =========== Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ========== And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? |
| rossbaku |
| Wasn't there one in one of the local papers in the UAE that said: "Girl Expelled From School for Being Stinky". Hehe. When I heard about it, I couldn't stop laughing for ages. Not at the girl, just the choice of language. Ross :D |
| HP |
| Dear Sage and onion, we know that you are moderator but it doesnt mean to come with childish topic . I mean be creative and use ur brain instead of using google.com and finding crap topics . Thanks your own bro HP :oops: |
| giggsy |
| Boooooooo. You keep on keepin' on Sage! If you don't like the post HP don't read it. Who are you to decide what's on here and what isn't? Oh wait a minute that's Sage's gig. Snap! There are hundreds of posts I don't care about so guess what...I don't read them. Imagine that. Si ya |
| Bleakus |
| haha pretty cool :D |
| sage & onion |
My Dearsest Brother HP, Just for your information, the Headlines of the year that I posted were sent to me by a friend and not taken from Google (at least not by me), I am so sorry you didn't appreciate the humour of the various headlines, and I promise to try my best in the future to accomodate your respected wishes. By the way could you tell me what HP stands for? Your humble Bro. S & O |
| PTMike |
| lol g0ld!!! not sure whats more amusing... The headlines or HP??? Someone create a new poll please lol |
| HP |
[quote="sage & onion"]
Once upon a time , i started writing in a Pakistani community forum with the nick "Hi Pakistan". Within one week i changed the way they used to discuss and they used to write . It became so popular that people started calling me "HP" :P But now i dont irritate people , rather i focus on funny stuff :=) |
| sauron |
[quote="HP"]
So it's not Highly Poisonous then..............like that horrible HP sauce!! |
| sage & onion |
[quote="HP"]
Thank you my Bro :wink: |
| PTMike |
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.............. right... :idea: :idea: lool |