| HP |
| :oops: |
| the_zooter |
| Why are you sorry?? What did you do now??? |
| Corcovado |
| Oh HP ur such a gentleman ... thank u for apologizing :oops: :oops: |
| MaaaD |
| Corc has an affinity to the forum morons .. Dave and HP ... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| Corcovado |
| lets put this way ... they respect me " HP" and fear me "DaveDxb" :wink: |
| KeithL |
you should be now termed as "Corcov the Conqueror" :wink: |
| Corcovado |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: i have to say... HP is not a moron what so ever, he is a funny witty guy..now DAVE he is a moron. stupid, @#%^$& oh dont get me started :evil: :evil: |
| the_zooter |
| but what was the apology for?? :shock: |
| Corcovado |
| I Will leave it to HP to tell u...."if he wants" |
| HP |
Lets not tell to zooter :oops: |
| the_zooter |
| Corcs - are you sure you are ok now my sweetheart?? I'll defend your honor (I notice nobody else coming to your defence!!). |
| Corcovado |
| :oops: ooh i feel safe when ur around .... hehehe :D ..yeah i noticed :cry: hmmmm.. |
| the_zooter |
| don't worry - you've got me watching over you! :) |
| arniegang |
| If there's any watching over to do i'm yer man Corcs ................ AG pushes Zooter out the way. 8) |
| Corcovado |
| :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| HP |
whenever we get romantic , daddy comes and spoil the entire topic :cry: Corcovado , let me introduce u wid this gentleman. Meet my folker , arniegang . He has one big lake in UK. Daddy , meet Corcovado , :oops: |
| arniegang |
| HP Me and Corcs know each other already, we have met you dim wit :lol: :lol: :lol: You do look lovely in that dress Corcs :wink: :wink: |
| HP |
It doesnt matter if she looks lovely or not because now you are goal keeper and you can not go and secore a goal until and unless you dont get plenty kick (by paying to pros ) :) . Corcs , please dont mind , when my daddy was born , there was a page came with him with following text " done but error " :P |
| Corcovado |
| hmm i am flattered hehehe... arnie i am glad u liked my dress... i bought it for the occasion 8) 8) |
| Corcovado |
| oh , the father and the son its so" The bold and The beautiful" :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| constantine |
| more like the "bald and the dutiful"....hehe :lol: |
| HP |
| This topic was about me and Corcovado and why eveyone is jumping here :cry: . Well daddy is very nice person but somtime daddy sucks when he sends the PM to girls " i am not responsible for my son HP " :oops: |
| Corcovado |
true hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| the_zooter |
| woah woah woah - what's happening here?? I go in a meeting for a couple of hours, and arnie is muscling in on my protection of Corcs. Go and find your own damsel in distress!!! :x :x :x |
| Corcovado |
So i am ur damsel in distress!!! 8) 8) 8) i wonder how come i am single :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| the_zooter |
Because I'm still in England!! ;) |
| PrettyPenny |
| Sorry for what? What did I miss?! |
| arniegang |
| and some of us spend a lot more time in Dubai ZOOTS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ah ah gotcha mate. I will do Corcs personal protection, you can do the boring posting bit matey :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| arniegang |
some of us have it - some of you dont HP 8) 8) 8) 8) |
| HP |
| She was saying if she can have me in her life as a life partner and i said " i am sorry " thats it . now everything is clear :oops: |
| Corcovado |
| i am so honored to have u guys as my protectors .. :oops: :oops: :oops: but who/ what r u protecting me from??? :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| Corcovado |
why? why? did u share my breaking heart with the forum ? why?? 8) 8) 8) |
| HP |
Because Zooter gave me the life threat :? . And pretty penny seems interested in me and i wanted to give her green signal :roll: |
| Corcovado |
| ooh then ok... :lol: :lol: :lol: pretty penny u have my blessings 8) |
| the_zooter |
| so is everything back to normal now then? |
| Corcovado |
| yep .... :occasion5: |
| HP |
pretty penny is my aunty :shock: |
| the_zooter |
Good good. Erm, I hope mine is an orange juice??? I'll supply the beer mats!! 8) |
| HP |
Dont frank wid her , take it easy :) . I think she must be sleeping now . U jst handle arnie and i take care of Corco 8) |
| DaveDXB |
u dont have to apologize just because u told her the truth....so what if she smells......most girls doo in this summer heat...wearing the same tight clothes all day long....u cant blame them for wearing clothes 3 sizes smaller in order to hold in all that fatty layers....must take them hours to put it on...no wonder they stay in it all day... Avocado Juice. |
| HP |
She doesnt smell , she is beautiful for me no matter what u say :P |
| Corcovado |
| thank u HP... :female: ..Dave i thought u left the forum?? what u cant stay away from me ? :twisted: :twisted: |
| Corcovado |
| i am sad today my country is underfire :cry: :cry: :cry: |
| RA |
If that's the case try using PMs next time HP :wink: |
| the_zooter |
Would you like a hug?? And maybe some beer mats to destroy?? |
| HP |
There will be no funny topic today , we are with you :cry: |
| Corcovado |
| thank u all for support.... i am really sad .. :cry: :cry: i really need a hug ... please god protect lebanon please |
| the_zooter |
| Good thing for you that you are safe and sound in Dubai - but it doesn't make it any easier. If you want that hug though, you'll have to pop on a plane! |
| Corcovado |
| i am safe but my family , my friends, my memories its there :( |
| HP |
hopefully everything gonna be okay !! we can have a new family if you want :oops: |
| Corcovado |
we as in?? :roll: |
| HP |
Dont be naive :oops: I mean Husband and wife :roll: We can have our own kids , nice house , garden , cars . We will live in Denmark :oops: |
| the_zooter |
| Oh no - me thinks that HP has found a replacement for his beloved EJ!! Sorry Corcs - I feel for you - be prepared for a few months of avid stalking!! |
| RA |
Wow! You got over Gabs fast HP. |
| the_zooter |
GABs too?? When did that happen?? Must have been a five minute window whilst I was sleeping or something!! |
| HP |
GAB is 50 years old woman. Jesus christ :) |
| Corcovado |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: HP has a big heart , he can love all the women in the world :wink: ooh and some aliens too 8) 8) |
| HP |
But Daddy did :? |
| the_zooter |
You've not met her then?? She's not even 40 - and looks 25! |
| HP |
NOPE. I am only in love wid ya , come on. U r the only girl :oops: Zooter , I do not wana see the fake teeths of GAB in my mouth . She doesnt even have the real teeths :) |
| the_zooter |
I never noticed!! |
| DaveDXB |
Go tiger go!!!!! better u then me. :thumbright: |
| HP |
| Dave , Please do not say anything to Corcovado :oops: |
| Corcovado |
| Davey , Davey are u jealous from HP?? 8) 8) 8) |
| HP |
Corcovado , let this situation halt and then we can get married in Dubai :oops: We will buy kandoora and shalwar kameez with white turban for daddy . My heart beats with ya for my new in- law country :oops: Zooter if you are interested in her then you have to bring the head of two Jews soliders before her . |
| Corcovado |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: bless u thats the first time i smiled today :lol: |
| HP |
But this can not be happen for all of life. U have to decide if u need a husband or joker :P I am anxious to hear from Imam " HP kiss the bride now " oops: i never check the news but because of ya , i have to check BBC and CNN :oops: |
| Corcovado |
| hehehehhe :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| HP |
it means i can give good news to daddy before he goes 6 feet under the ground :) . Daddy arniegang is very much looking forward to reciting in the ear of our first child :roll: |