So, where do they do it?

Guilo2

bushra21 wrote: anywhere :roll: Oh we were still on Jamal's case? :D

rvp_legend

Jamal wrote: in the car cinema late night show in the car night club toilet in the car some buildings stair case area in the car in some sheesha joints pvt boot in the car in some resturants pvt boot in the car So the girls shouldnt believe you when you tell them your a Virgin, Jamal?

sara_uk

bear wrote: Jamal wrote: in the car [color=red]- Done it, got a cramp[/color] cinema late night show [color=red]- Done it, fell off the seat[/color] night club toilet [color=red]- Haven't done it[/color] some buildings stair case area [color=red]- Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot[/color] in some sheesha joints pvt boot [color=red]- Done it[/color] in some resturants booth [color=red]- Done it, was not easy[/color] too much info!!!

d3vilish_ang3l_88

bear wrote: Jamal wrote: in the car [color=red]- Done it, got a cramp[/color] cinema late night show [color=red]- Done it, fell off the seat[/color] night club toilet [color=red]- Haven't done it[/color] some buildings stair case area [color=red]- Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot[/color] in some sheesha joints pvt boot [color=red]- Done it[/color] in some resturants booth [color=red]- Done it, was not easy[/color] WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY TOOO MUCH INFOOOO :shock:

BabyDoll

As a new member to this community, I am flabbergasted to find out about the restrictions in this country. Ok so the govt deports you if you got caught living defacto, having sex (not with your spouse), raid the hotels...AND yet from what I read from the forum, a lot of sex is still going on. So where do they do it without pissing off the neighbours?

^ian^

BabyDoll wrote: As a new member to this community, I am flabbergasted to find out about the restrictions in this country. Ok so the govt deports you if you got caught living defacto, having fun (not with your spouse), raid the hotels...AND yet from what I read from the forum, a lot of fun is still going on. So where do they do it without pissing off the neighbours? In a bed. Possibly on the kitchen bench.

devilsdiciple

Living room - sofa :lol: ....Neighbour Sofa!!!! :lol: :lol:

^ian^

devilsdiciple wrote: Neighbour Sofa!!!! :lol: :lol: No, you see that's where it starts to go wrong :-)

BabyDoll

^ian^ wrote: devilsdiciple wrote: Neighbour Sofa!!!! :lol: :lol: No, you see that's where it starts to go wrong :-) HA HA HA HA ... and risk being complained/caught/deported? I don't think so. Guess the sex life here can be a bit mandane ie can't do it in the car, club, outdoor in general! Right?! :?

Jamal

in the car cinema late night show in the car night club toilet in the car some buildings stair case area in the car in some sheesha joints pvt boot in the car in some resturants pvt boot in the car list goes on an on an on .. car is most commonly used place though ... and if they ever catch they always tell u .... pls get a room next time .. i mean yea they make u trip for a while by questionin u .. but if u dont twitch an just answer watever they sayin like u dont a give a fuck bout wats going to happen ... then theyll just end it .. by telling you pls get a room.

zam

My aunt worked in toot toot cheapy hotel, and she claims most of the peeps that checks in doesnt look like married people! you should hear her stories, its quite funny! What puzzled me is the so called hotel doesnt ask for any proof of marriage or whatsover.... and this is not in Dubai but in another emirate w/c is supposed to be more conservative and more strict when it comes to this sh!t. :cry:

^ian^

zam wrote: What puzzled me is the so called hotel doesnt ask for any proof of marriage or whatsover.... and this is not in Dubai but in another emirate w/c is supposed to be more conservative and more strict when it comes to this sh!t. :cry: I've stayed in hotels in other Emirates with a significant other and we have *never* been asked for any proof we're married. Of course, we're not stupid enough to stay in a hotel in Sharjah.

devilsdiciple

lol :lol:

Chocoholic

Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo!

sara_uk

Chocoholic wrote: Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo! that what i was thinking :lol: :lol:

Jamal

Chocoholic wrote: Jamal, Is that from experience? You dirty mofo! you know how we do :wink: but u gotta understand .. there were days a brother was broke . couldnt be affordin a hotel room ... so i jst had to lay it down anywhere i could.. cause u know i aint never takin no woman back to my place ... a true playa never leave's a trace 8) but damnn i was stupid though .. cause i was tryin to save a buck by keepin it in the car .. in the long run though i had to spend alot on my rides shock's.. hahaha .. cause u know when we do .. its like tsunami came through :lol:

bushra21

anywhere :roll:

bushra21

not that i do 'it'...of course :roll:

Pragmatic

Try a private room for a change, no worries and no payments... Need help? Let me know.

tins210cd

Of course, we're not stupid enough to stay in a hotel in Sharjah. haha IAN,, sharjah no wayyyyy...unless we have to get tired and need to getback home soon before curfew lol

bear

Jamal wrote: in the car [color=red]- Done it, got a cramp[/color] cinema late night show [color=red]- Done it, fell off the seat[/color] night club toilet [color=red]- Haven't done it[/color] some buildings stair case area [color=red]- Done it, stair cases amplify sound a lot[/color] in some sheesha joints pvt boot [color=red]- Done it[/color] in some resturants booth [color=red]- Done it, was not easy[/color]

Jamal

in the car and in the cinema .. u got to let them ride you ... so u dont end up with the cramp ... or u dont end up fallin of the seat... and in the staircase ... u also depending on the staircase design might end up with an echo ... so each hard stroke .. can u give u a double moan sound cause of the echo .. an make u feel twice as hardcore :lol: :lol: sheesha joints ... ahh better then going to a hotel for real resturants ... its tough .. cause either the food is coming or bill is coming or the nigga comin to take ur order .. so u gotta be a one minute man to enjoy it there .. night club toilet ... ahh man u gotta try that .. the rush .. woooo .. bringing back memories homie .

Bleakus

dudes, drop it im gonna threw up lol....damn bros??!!!

bear

Jamal wrote: resturants ... its tough .. cause either the food is coming or bill is coming or the nigga comin to take ur order .. so u gotta be a one minute man to enjoy it there You don't have to be a one minute man, just don't go all the way. Fancy finger work you can get away with under a table, and you can get away with a lot more if there is a table cloth on the table :D I'm going to shut up now. apologies to all

bushra21

am i the only one who is dis gusted by this?

bear

bushra21 wrote: am i the only one who is dis gusted by this? possibly... but then how is anyone to know your not faining disg.ust? :twisted: EDIT: why is the word dis-gust a smiley!!?????

bushra21

shoot, i mean to say not dis gusted by this...my bad

Jamal

rvp_legend wrote: Jamal wrote: in the car cinema late night show in the car night club toilet in the car some buildings stair case area in the car in some sheesha joints pvt boot in the car in some resturants pvt boot in the car So the girls shouldnt believe you when you tell them your a Virgin, Jamal? nahh man i is a virgin .. to all the women out there J is a virgin but ok i aint gonna deny .. i have been to the pearly gates of heaven many a times ... but i was only allowed to knock on the gates .. though they never open'd them up for my entrance ... they allowed me to lick on them gates .. an belive me i made em shine with my tounge .. an they allowed me to brush myself against them ... but entrance has soo far been denied... J is still a virgin .... 8)

asc_26

:( :( :(

Jamal

that bad huh

asc_26

ohhh.. my Jamal Habibi.. don't call me bad. I am not. :oops: :oops:

asc_26

ohhh.. my Jamal Habibi.. don't call me bad. I am not. :oops: :oops:

bear

Jamal wrote: J is still a virgin .... 8) I have respect for you bro

fayz

Jamal wrote: J is still a virgin .... 8) with all the easy access and temptation that makes Dubai, much respect to anyone that resists.

Jamal

fayz wrote: thanks for the support yall its been tough on me ... especially my palms ... but a true lover at heart gotta do what he gotta do ... ur support is pushin me on ... to keep myself fresh for the true love of my life much respect to all the true lovers out there

Jamal

asc_26 wrote: ohhh.. my Jamal Habibi.. don't call me bad. I am not. :oops: :oops: :wink: be freaky for me then mami

asc_26

Jamal wrote: asc_26 wrote: ohhh.. my Jamal Habibi.. don't call me bad. I am not. :oops: :oops: :wink: be freaky for me then mami :lol: :lol: ehwew! i dont wanna be called mami, im not yet ready for that. :oops: :wink:

Jamal

:lol: :wink: holla at ya boy 8)

asc_26

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jamal

still waitin on the holla :wink: mami 8)

asc_26

ohh..where have you been? we're missing you here. :lol: :oops:

Jamal

been around mami .. jst chillin back .. an watchin wats going down .. u feel me .. guess' u missed me enough to pull me back in huh ... keep on wantin .. cause thats how J keeps on coming

asc_26

nahhh..J's assumin' so much. i ain't like it. you missed out some threads mods deleted them already. :lol:

Jamal

:lol: they all claim they aint like that baby ... but when they close there eyes an think of J they all know they is like that ...

asc_26

very good baby..keep it up! :lol:

Jamal

ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8)

asc_26

i'll support you baby.. :lol: :lol:

sara_uk

Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry:

Jamal

sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry: you my angel girl an u know it ... the rest is on my mind while u in my heart ... i brush them off with a comb ... but you angel .. i strenghten with each beat ... so u a heavenly notch above the rest angel.. dont you doubt that girl.

sara_uk

Jamal wrote: sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry: you my angel girl an u know it ... the rest is on my mind while u in my heart ... i brush them off with a comb ... but you angel .. i strenghten with each beat ... so u a heavenly notch above the rest angel.. dont you doubt that girl. emmm player :roll:

Nick81

Jamal wrote: sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry: you my angel girl an u know it ... the rest is on my mind while u in my heart ... i brush them off with a comb ... but you angel .. i strenghten with each beat ... so u a heavenly notch above the rest angel.. dont you doubt that girl. Oh man I wanna smoke what you're havin right now! :lol: :lol: Heavenly notch :lol: Gold!

asc_26

Jamal wrote: sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry: you my angel girl an u know it ... the rest is on my mind while u in my heart ... i brush them off with a comb ... but you angel .. i strenghten with each beat ... so u a heavenly notch above the rest angel.. dont you doubt that girl. Grr....... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Jamal

sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: sara_uk wrote: Jamal wrote: ohh yea baby ... u best belive im gonna keep it all up in it .. 8) everyone is your baby :twisted: i thought i was special :cry: you my angel girl an u know it ... the rest is on my mind while u in my heart ... i brush them off with a comb ... but you angel .. i strenghten with each beat ... so u a heavenly notch above the rest angel.. dont you doubt that girl. emmm player :roll: poetric words are only ever written by Lover's ... dont get confused on that angel ... cause thats wat i is .. a lover .. an thats what i intend .. love .. muah J