| blizzard |
| I heard this is already happening in some parts of India like a girl married to a dog, a cow and a tree...among other things... |
| murphy |
| Had to post this on - how would this request be recieved by the Shiekh? 'A Russian looking for love has asked President Vladimir Putin for permission to marry a cow. Boris Gabov asked Putin for permission to marry the animal during a recent webcast in which Russians could send emails directly to the president and ask him anything. The farmer from southern Siberia said: "All the girls have left our small village and moved to the city, so I cannot find a woman to be with. But I see the solution to the problem. I love animals very much and want to ask when we will be allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows." Putin's reply was not made public. ' :o :o :shock: |
| ^ian^ |
| I don't see why not... Dave deserves to get married. |
| murphy |
| Harsh. Although not having had the pleasure of meeting him I could not possibly comment............. |
| the_zooter |
| Whatever floats your boat. I however, will be sticking to the female variety (of humans - for the record!) |
| constantine |
you heard wrong...next you'll be telling us...there are always snake charmers around each bend...people eating monkey brains...and cows fly over the moon...get informed... :lol: :lol: |
| HP |
| i would prefer Indian Bit.ch :) :) . I think it is nice because Dubai knight is unable to find any one . He can have some good time with Camels or donkey :) |
| raidah |
he would probably get married with a male goat |
| murphy |
| Yikes. I feel sorry for the kids. (kids - get it?) ha ha lol :angel12: |
| MaaaD |
| So the Bengali camel lover is not alone in this world, i see a growing movement here. |
| easternjewel |
| should not be permitted. I am all for animal rights ;) |
| the_zooter |
What about the rights of sad, lonely, ugly old men who can't get women so hae to resort to marrying a dog or something? |
| sharewadi |
First thing I thought of too. Good old RAK, it all happens there :). |
| HP |
Forexample : Dubai knight and arniegang :shock: |
| ajb |
| If Dave can get the goat (or whatever hes trying for) to give its consent then I wish them all the happiness in the world! |
| easternjewel |
oh no! thats even worst!! |
| sniper420 |
| what the hell is going on? this is going to bcome a flaming post......the topic itself is stupid.........i have been to siberia and there are many chicks there in layers |
| constantine |
there are tree huggers everywhere...snake charmers are a rarer breed..."petting" the snake can sometimes lead to being "bitten" :lol: |
| blizzard |
okay i stand corrected...i actually read it in the papers with accompanying picture of a little girl being married to a tree...hope that satifies you... |
| PrettyPenny |
I agree, any animal tied to dave would be in big trouble. Have some mercy. |
| phunkhoney |
| Priest: Daisy, do you take this farmer here to be your lawfully wedded husband? Cow: I moo! tee hee hee sorry couldn't resist |
| HP |
U have to find male cat who can take care of your existing kids (cats). |
| DaveDXB |
u may the best man in our wedding..... crocovado may be the best cow of my wedding.... it all adds up... i just might need a lil help getting up there...since im a chuawa now. |
| KeithL |
:roll: :roll: we didnt need to know that |
| yorky500 |
| Hey, come on, what wrong with marrying a cow. I mean its just like the real thing i.e. women, they are all cows! (flame suit on and ready hhahahahahahahahahha). Also, you have 5 different teats to suck every night, warm and steady flow of milk on tap. What more do you want? |
| XRW-147 |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: Yorky, trust you to put a smile on my face. |
| yorky500 |
| I am here to oblige my friend! :lol: :lol: :lol: |