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raidah
if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol: "mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :) anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious ass shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well... have a nice weekend u all :wink:
Not_Sure
Then you should tell me what you would like to eat. I will cook for you.
Tropic23
Do you think it is funny to say these things??? Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!! If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:
alexandra
  • Tropic23 wrote:
    Do you think it is funny to say these things???
    Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!

    If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink
    :

written with a bit of irony and sarcasm...i think u missed the point of this thread Tropic23
:roll:
Tropic23
Well, maybe.... I didn`t get it :?
alexandra
  • raidah wrote:
    if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol:
    "mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :)
    anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious a#s shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well...
    have a nice weekend u all :wink:

i know so well what u mean :? life can be a nasty b.i.t.c.h sometimes
( confirma vorba din batrani: necazurile nu vin rand pe rand ca se tin lant)
stop eating that much crap from ur boss(that wont make u gain the kilos back) and better get to the spaghetti
:wink:
cheer up hon, better days will come
raidah
  • Tropic23 wrote:
    Do you think it is funny to say these things???
    Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
    If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

yeah i get nightmares over my fat ass and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
thanks for the advice :D
Tropic23
  • raidah wrote:
    • Tropic23 wrote:
      Do you think it is funny to say these things???
      Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
      If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

    yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
    thanks for the advice :D

Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:
You are not alone.
tismeself
Currently doing weightwatchers (For men group) in 4 weeks I lost one stone!! I lost 2lbs in my 5th week and I am still going, I thoroughly reccomend it!
alexandra
  • raidah wrote:
    • Tropic23 wrote:
      Do you think it is funny to say these things???
      Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
      If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

    yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
    thanks for the advice :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:
HP
  • raidah wrote:
    if u wanna lose weight make urself unhappy or get smone to do it for u, maybe ask smbody u care about to die so u can have a funeral in the family, some car accidents here and there and a boss to eat crap from...u will be losing kilos in days :lol:
    "mommy" thinks i should start eating. i agree, othervice im gonna be invisible. its been a long time since i cooked some nice prawns with spagetti. yum yum :)
    anyway, not sure why i wrote down all this nonsence... :roll: maybe cos im feeling good now and tonight if i finish work anytime before morning then ill go and do some serious a#s shaking on the dancefloor. :lol: if not, oh well...
    have a nice weekend u all :wink:

Sweetheart ! well cum back :=)
As my flight is delayed , so i thought that i shuld waste my time here.
Well Girls are famous for hunger strike or what we call it " diet". But whenever they go out wid boys they order like
1= Big Pizza
2= Big Cola
3= chips
4= Milk Shake
( and they dont even eat anything , they sniff like a dog to entire food and then give some bad remarks about "Cook" and the place where they are eating).
In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :
1= one piece of pizza
2= they go at toilet to drink water
3= one chips and all girls share
4= milk shake is not good for health
:P
The word diet is not described anywhere , it is term used to save money and this term is only available in the dictonaries of Jewish :=)
Galactico
  • raidah wrote:
    • Tropic23 wrote:
      Do you think it is funny to say these things???
      Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
      If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

    yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
    thanks for the advice :D

No comment !!!! :lol: :lol:
bonitta
[quote="HP"][
In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :
1= one piece of pizza
2= they go at toilet to drink water
3= one chips and all girls share
4= milk shake is not good for health
:P
U shud have seen me with my girls when we go smw together... and what we eat while guys do not see us!!!! :lol:
Tropic23
[quote="bonitta"]
  • HP wrote:
    [
    In case if only girls go out to eat , they order like :
    1= one piece of pizza
    2= they go at toilet to drink water
    3= one chips and all girls share
    4= milk shake is not good for health
    :P
    U shud have seen me with my girls when we go smw together... and what we eat while guys do not see us!!!! :lol:

Three cheers for the girl porkfest :thumbup:
raidah
  • Tropic23 wrote:
    • raidah wrote:
      • Tropic23 wrote:
        Do you think it is funny to say these things???
        Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
        If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

      yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
      thanks for the advice :D

    Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:
    You are not alone.

thank u dear for being so supportiv :wink:
Tropic23
  • raidah wrote:
    • Tropic23 wrote:
      • raidah wrote:
        • Tropic23 wrote:
          Do you think it is funny to say these things???
          Don`t make jokes about car accidents, funerals,.....!!!!
          If you think you are fat, just stop to eat :wink:

        yeah i get nightmares over my fat a#s and the meat hanging all over me :lol:
        thanks for the advice :D

      Almost every woman has this nightmare :wink:
      You are not alone.

    thank u dear for being so supportiv :wink:

You are welcome :wink:
Jeevan
Point noted raidah :lol: :lol: What else did "mommy" say :lol: :lol:
St.Lucifer
Last time I saw radiah.. she looked fine as frog's hair .. its been a long time though.. y all the cry.. keep that booty in style beauty..
raidah
oh man, some ppl make me laugh and some make me laugh at them :lol:
Jeevan
now u just need to specify whos who :lol:
Deniz
This s not my nightmare :) i eat wa i want and doing sport regularly but not for keeping my form; spor s my hobby :) i ve np ;)
Not_Sure
:tongue8:
raidah
  • Not_Sure wrote:
    :tongue8:

r u cheating on me already? :lol:
Not_Sure
i stab ppl from the front.....not the back :oops:




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