| yorky500 |
| Hope you like this ladies. A poem for girls... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! :lol: |
| bushra21 |
| :lol: its so cute |
| asc_26 |
| Yorky...Grrrrr.................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: |
| yorky500 |
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. :wink: |
| asc_26 |
I am closing my eyes bleh............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: |
| yorky500 |
| Good for you girl. I would hate you to get jealous. :wink: :wink: |
| asc_26 |
:lol: :lol: :lol: I would rather have the size that is proportionate to my body. Blehh... no need to be jealous. :wink: |
| sage & onion |
| Yorky does it again, with a pair of???? |
| yorky500 |
| S&O, Concentrate on the poem will ya! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| asc_26 |
Shall we make a thread about "Don't Open Yorky's Thread - Virus" :wink: |
| yorky500 |
| No, please don't. Just keep quiet about it. Thanks. |
| sage & onion |
Oooops, sorry, sorry, why did I say it twice :wink: |
| bushra21 |
| I like the avatar...she has a nice set....except she shouldnt be pushing them together....it doesnt really look that great. but i like her skin colour, very nice |
| yorky500 |
Yes, I agree on what you have said. :angel11: |
| d3vilish_ang3l_88 |
| hehehe...... funny |
| bonitta |
| nice boobs..not big not small.. |
| hack88 |
| lol..nice one... creative |
| zam |
| I think its cute!!! nice piggy piggy piggy! :lol: |
| Palkid7 |
| :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |