| sage & onion |
| a friendly grizly bear who loves to catch..... |
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| BabyDoll |
| It was a cold and miserable mid July, the clock on the wall says 2145.
??? |
| HP |
- BabyDoll wrote:
It was a cold and miserable mid July, the clock on the wall says 2145.
???
I was waiting for a cute girl in my bed room but then baby doll appeared :lol: |
| English Girlie |
- HP wrote:
- BabyDoll wrote:
It was a cold and miserable mid July, the clock on the wall says 2145.
???
I was waiting for a cute girl in my bed room but then baby doll appeared :lol:
.... with a friend! From England..... she was wearing a baby doll!
Had a cute smile and legs.... well, legs to wrap around you!
Just when I thought I was in heaven...... |
| HP |
- English Girlie wrote:
.... with a friend! From England..... she was wearing a baby doll!
Had a cute smile and legs.... well, legs to wrap around you!
Just when I thought I was in heaven......
Sage & Onion knocked at door and said ............... |
| English Girlie |
- HP wrote:
Sage & Onion knocked at door and said ...............
......NOTHING!..... he's totally speechless! :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| after recovering from the shock he realized that this game already exists, http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=16351&start=270 |
| BabyDoll |
- English Girlie wrote:
- HP wrote:
Sage & Onion knocked at door and said ...............
......NOTHING!..... he's totally speechless! :lol:
And he walked out! Just as that happened, a human beast sillouhette glided pass the doorway.
Is it .. Syler? Is it ...
(wouldnt be wishing you are still in a babydoll, would you?) :wink: |
| Jeevan |
| It is.....
The hitman, whos been stalking the lady for quite sometime now, whith a contract to.. |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
after recovering from the shock he realized that this game already exists, http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=16351&start=270
Play the game!!! Pooper!
Might have a happy ending for someone! :lol: |
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| BabyDoll |
- Jeevan wrote:
It is.....
The hitman, whos been stalking the lady for quite sometime now, whith a contract to..
Wait! If he is a hitman, he wouldnt be stalking!
Let you off this time :) And the story continues
........with a contract to gas the woman in close proximity. But he didnt realise ...... |
| Jeevan |
| ... how hungry he was till he saw the barbequed lobster and spicy chiken dumplings on the table, but.. |
| BabyDoll |
| but the telly was showing his favourite childhood cartoon, transformer. He glanced at the woman ... |
| English Girlie |
- BabyDoll wrote:
but the telly was showing his favourite childhood cartoon, transformer. He glanced at the woman ...
...... and pulled out a fully loaded gun!............... then.................. |
| fayz |
| .... then what happens everytime Jeev's is in a room with a women in a babydoll with his loaded weapon, a few amourous moments pass and ...........................wait for it, wait for it.
'A happy ending' :-P
but not to worry Sage and Onion captured the moment on his new HP bought from some English Girlie |
| Jeevan |
| That was a quick end to the story habibi :lol: |
| BabyDoll |
| Not finish until the fat lady sings :lol: |
| English Girlie |
| Baby doll lays on the bed and the English girl goes to fix some drinks!
Everyone is relaxed and comfortable...... ready for the fun to begin........... |
| sage & onion |
| all of a sudden Ian walks in and tries to convince everyone that it is cricket we should be watching...... |
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| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
all of a sudden Ian walks in and tries to convince everyone that it is cricket we should be watching......
English Girl..... very bored now.... curls up in the chair and falls asleep! |
| sage & onion |
- English Girlie wrote:
- sage & onion wrote:
all of a sudden Ian walks in and tries to convince everyone that it is cricket we should be watching......
English Girl..... very bored now.... curls up in the chair and falls asleep!
Where she starts to dream about.... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
Where she starts to dream about....
Her 'knight in shining armour'!
He's tall, dark and handsome, with deep mysterious eyes and the most beautiful smile! She smiles and moans in her sleep as he introduces himself........................ |
| BabyDoll |
| And then shrek shows up ... |
| BabyDoll |
| Next to shrek, stood Concord.
Babydoll woke up, " Hey Concord! Where have you been hiding lately? It's been a while. Are you playing with MAC??"
Concord said ... |
| Jeevan |
| concord replied"No, i use windows and am trying to figure out vista right now." He asked her.. |
| BabyDoll |
| Have you windowed or vista-ed? And the response is :shock: |
| Jeevan |
| "Nope , i am linuxed if that helps, can i eat that lobster?" and he started.. |
| BabyDoll |
- Jeevan wrote:
"Nope , i am linuxed if that helps, can i eat that lobster?" and he started..
grabbing the lobster on the plate next to the telly.
Suddenly the lights went out .. |
| sage & onion |
| and when the power was restored she found that he was...... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
and when the power was restored she found that he was......
On his knees.... with a................. |
| sage & onion |
| empty Lobster shell in his hands, someone had..... |
| BabyDoll |
| ... bloody stole the flesh! His face turned boiling red now and ... |
| sage & onion |
| he started to rant and rave about the etiquet of Lobster dining.... |
| English Girlie |
| In walks the LG..... English Girlie leaves! :x |
| English Girlie |
| Everyone turns into their favourite animal!!
Sage is a ....................??? |
| BabyDoll |
| His fiery gaze scanned the room. He reached for his silencer ... |
| sage & onion |
| along with everyone else in the room |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
along with everyone else in the room
English Girlie asks - "where shall we go"?? :P |
| sage & onion |
| Sage replied, somewhere that would be out of bounds for LG (Electronics) & HP (Sauce) Mmmmmmm, we have to plan carefully... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
Sage replied, somewhere that would be out of bounds for LG (Electronics) & HP (Sauce) Mmmmmmm, we have to plan carefully...
Oh sounds like heaven!
I'm right behind you! |
| sage & onion |
| the first thing we have to do is find a taxi.... |
| Jeevan |
- sage & onion wrote:
the first thing we have to do is find a taxi....
Wait!!!, the hitman says, "No ones going anywhere till i know whos eaten my lobster!!" and he.. |
| Jeevan |
- BabyDoll wrote:
His fiery gaze scanned the room. He reached for his silencer ...
He mans his gun and orders, "everyone!! fall in a line, put ur hands up in the air, any false move and ur brains will be splattered on the wall!" but he forgets... |
| BabyDoll |
| to unzip his flyer ...
everyone looked amused ...
a cat entered ... |
| English Girlie |
- BabyDoll wrote:
a cat entered ...
The most beautifully groomed cat.... you have ever seen!
Long, black shining fur, with the biggest, deep green eyes!
She loves, shell fish and is licking her lips, whilst purring!.........
English Girlie sneeks out...... |
| St.Lucifer |
| English girlie sneeks out ..
but she forgets to see whats out side the door.. the most beautiful cat had pooped right at the door... poor EG steps on it.. and almost yells.. then looks around searching for .... |
| English Girlie |
- St.Lucifer wrote:
English girlie sneeks out ..
but she forgets to see whats out side the door.. the most beautiful cat had pooped right at the door... poor EG steps on it.. and almost yells.. then looks around searching for ....
St Lucifer, who always carries tissue, just in case! :lol:
Now all cleaned up.... she looks for someone to join her for a chilled glass of Champagne!
Or maybe She'll go alone! :lol: |
| St.Lucifer |
- English Girlie wrote:
- St.Lucifer wrote:
English girlie sneeks out ..
but she forgets to see whats out side the door.. the most beautiful cat had pooped right at the door... poor EG steps on it.. and almost yells.. then looks around searching for ....
St Lucifer, who always carries tissue, just in case! :lol:
Now all cleaned up.... she looks for someone to join her for a chilled glass of Champagne!
Or maybe She'll go alone! :lol:
Suddenly she realizes its all just a dream and her shoe is still half immersed in the cat poo.... :P .. removes the shoe n starts walkin with one shoe.. |
| sage & onion |
| whilst trying to get rid of the foul smelling mess on the other shoe, when suddenly...... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
whilst trying to get rid of the foul smelling mess on the other shoe, when suddenly......
Ahhh Sage I thought you were going to save me from all that shite!
Suddenly............ |
| sage & onion |
| around the corner comes our resident super hero, St. Lucif, with fresh air spray in hand.... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
around the corner comes our resident super hero, St. Lucif, with fresh air spray in hand....
What he uses aids to keep it stiff???
The hitman realises he will get knowhere in our company and leaves!
We are all free to go.... but go where................ |
| sage & onion |
| to look for a cool place to relax where we can...... |
| BabyDoll |
| .. pop a bottle of champagne.
"Krug anyone? And pssst, there are some lobsters I hide under the bed from the hitman" :lol: |
| Jeevan |
| swim, have a BBQ, listen to some cool music and watch the sunset, we decide a secluded beach when... |
| BabyDoll |
| the hitman returns. "I smell zee lobsters.."
Arghhhhh ..... |
| Jeevan |
| The hitman forgets his mission and walks towards the grill , hes changed now in place of his trademark guns he carries a kinfe and fork on hand... |
| BabyDoll |
| ...but there is no lobster on the grill. hitman looked :shock: |
| Jeevan |
| Ired and fuming he throws away the fork and knife, looks around sees Babydoll, sage, lucif and EG relaxing, he roars, "wheres my lobster???"
BD sheepishly points out..... to the sea... |
| BabyDoll |
| and flashes a smile like this :lol: |
| Jeevan |
| The hitman dons his swimming gear, takes the boat and off he goes to get him lobsters when.. |
| St.Lucifer |
- Jeevan wrote:
The hitman dons his swimming gear, takes the boat and off he goes to get him lobsters when..
he suddenly realizes that he for got to take his only fishing equipments -- the knife n fork.... |
| BabyDoll |
| whilst the rest are watching this amusing scene from onshore.
BD says "...some hitman he is !!!!"
Girlie roar out a laugh so loud ... |
| Jeevan |
| That the hitman turns back, comes to the shore, takes his gun, points to the two girls, and says u think thats funny, now go and get us guys the lobsters.....orelse prepare to.... |
| St.Lucifer |
| petrified, BD and EG run towards the near by shop and search for fresh ready to grill lobsters... |
| BabyDoll |
| BD turns to EG..."do you think we loose them? I pretend to look petrify but pffffft ...how chauvinistic .... We should buy some PORK instead!!" |
| Jeevan |
| "NO, No pork, i want my lobsters, u give me the lobsters and i will take u on a cruise to atlantis." the girls... |
| BabyDoll |
| went ga ga ... |
| Jeevan |
| the lobsters are bought, and everyone boards the yatch , ready to sail off when.. |
| BabyDoll |
| BD pointed out...."there are no utensils for cooking" ....
everyone gathers around the food but cant eat them... |
| Jeevan |
| LUcif lends a helping hand, offers to take the dingy to the shore and get the utensils, and everyone sets down to make a list... |
| BabyDoll |
| BD starts eating the lobster sashimi style. |
| Jeevan |
| Hitman looks at her lets her eat the one and takes others away to a safe storage space, sage and Eg make the list
Utensils,
charcoal
burning fluid
drinks
water
and wait for others to add... |
| sage & onion |
| no good having all that without the BBQ itself, now let me see which one I will get.... |
| English Girlie |
| Drinks..... doing the drinks!
And let's change into something more comfortable...... feeling alittle silly on the beach in my babydoll! |
| sage & onion |
| at this point everyone starts to strip, we have lucif in his..... |
| St.Lucifer |
| :) in his dark blue swimming trunks...always ready for a swim :P .. turns back to show whats written on rear " Deep Diver...." :P n asks now u wanna be getting perved or go fishin.. :D |
| English Girlie |
- St.Lucifer wrote:
:) in his dark blue swimming trunks...always ready for a swim :P .. turns back to show whats written on rear " Deep Diver...." :P n asks now u wanna be getting perved or go fishin.. :D
I'm so hungry..... let's go fishing!
Someone needs to build a camp fire! Let's stay here for the night!
Did anyone bring marshmellows????....................... |
| sage & onion |
| actually I did, but they all melted in this damned summer heat, what's the alternative..... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
actually I did, but they all melted in this damned summer heat, what's the alternative.....
You bought them..... so you are a romantic too, the sage! Ummmm :lol:
Ok, so we are all on the beach, fully fed..... with fabulous fish that St Luc i got from our fishing expedition! Just found out I am no good at fishing..... thank heavens for St Lucif.
We are chilled out, few drinks sliding down our throats...............
NOW WHAT??????? :shock: |
| sage & onion |
| Suddenly, over the dunes, comes a roaring 4 x 4 and........... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
Suddenly, over the dunes, comes a roaring 4 x 4 and...........
...... then another and another!
The three 4 x 4's stop just metres from our camp (they have black out windows) we have no idea who is inside!
Our hearts are racing in fear and anticipation............
Sage stands up..... 'like chief' head of the camp!
Jeevan, St Lucif joins him!
Babydoll and EG, huddle together under a large blanket, with just our eyes peeping over the top!
It is a tense moment, totally silent, just the sound of the roaring engines and our heart beats.......... |
| sage & onion |
| all of a sudden Jeevan opens his cloak and........ |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
all of a sudden Jeevan opens his cloak and........
EG faints!! :shock: |
| sage & onion |
| It was the size of the gun that shocked her..... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
It was the size of the gun that shocked her.....
Loaded and pointed at.....?????? :shock: |
| sage & onion |
| the 4x4's that had appeared out of nowhere..... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
the 4x4's that had appeared out of nowhere.....
:roll:
The door of the first 4 x 4 opens...... and out steps.....................?????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| MAC, dressed up as a hamburger, what are we to do.... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
MAC, dressed up as a hamburger, what are we to do....
..... wait! From the car steps another figure. Wearing black including a balaclava to hide his identity!
Jeevan steps forward and asks "who are you"... "make yourself known"
The man slowly removes his balaclava.... he is gorgeous, EG's heart starts to beat faster.... wow!
The man speaks.... "hi everyone, allow me to introduce myself"
My name is LG, MAC's special freind! :shock:
What next................ |
| sage & onion |
| Lucif leaps forward determined to reach the bottom of...... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
Lucif leaps forward determined to reach the bottom of......
......... 'Babydoll'! :lol: :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| LG jumps forward with his...... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
LG jumps forward with his......
..... eyes closed! Lands in a heap, hurt and crying!
"Help me someone I'm hurt"!
We all gaze at each other..... no one knows what to do, if anything!
St Lucif turns on some tunes and we all dance..... 'with the devil, in the pale moon light'!
The peeps in the 4 x 4, don't know how to react, so they.................. |
| BabyDoll |
| took out their machine guns pointing at those outside the 4x4. "We are from the Taliban, any Koreans here?" |
| arniegang |
| EG looks at Sage and replies:,
"no Koreans here, we are with the Woolich"
8) |
| St.Lucifer |
| hearing the Witch sound.. the gun men think EG is a witch with super powers and they... |
| sage & onion |
| All jump into the air and start singing...... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
All jump into the air and start singing......
"We are family..... I've got all my sisters with me!"
They bundle EG into one of the cars and start their engines!
EG screams " someone help me..............
is anyone going to come to the EG's rescue............. |
| sage & onion |
| Suddenly, cap-a-flowing out jumps Super Arniegang and.... |
| arniegang |
| shouts.......
"do not fear, AG's here" |
| sage & onion |
| Sage is confused. it's AG or is it EG or no maybe its LGGGGGGGG...... |
| arniegang |
| seeing Sage is confused, AG turns to him and screams
"dont worry Sage, AG will get EG"
:shock: |
| English Girlie |
- arniegang wrote:
seeing Sage is confused, AG turns to him and screams
"dont worry Sage, AG will get EG"
:shock:
Ohhhh, will you now!! :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| When you AG him in his tight jeans you will....... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
When you AG him in his tight jeans you will.......
a) Fall about laughing
b) Have the time of my life
c) Lose my heart forever
d) Enjoy the moment, but never return!
e) Wish I had never come to the party!
or F??? |
| arniegang |
| definately F :P
:wink: :wink: |
| English Girlie |
- arniegang wrote:
definately F :P
:wink: :wink:
I think I may need saving again!! :wink: :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| meaning? Fight For Female Freedom |
| arniegang |
| AG looks over to the 4x4 and the back door is wide open, EG is sat sideways in the back with her feet on the sand. "nice legs, nice stilletos she needs help, she cant run in those".................. |
| sage & onion |
| AG whips out his converted snowboard, grabs EG and..... |
| English Girlie |
- sage & onion wrote:
AG whips out his converted snowboard, grabs EG and.....
Ohhhhh..... do I hear the sunset beckoning!!! 8) |
| sage & onion |
| Everyone stops and whips out their glasses, for..... |
| THE COVENANT |
| dont you get women in real life you scumbags, or trying to achieve the unachieved in here |
| sage & onion |
- THE COVENANT wrote:
dont you get women in real life you scumbags, or trying to achieve the unachieved in here
Who asked you for comments?, play or stay out |
| sage & onion |
| whips out his magic wand, waves it about and..... |
| SuperStAr |
- sage & onion wrote:
Everyone stops and whips out their glasses, for.....
For an X-Ray vission, so that they can body scan...... |
| sage & onion |
| and make sure that the person is....... |
| SuperStAr |
| looking HOT from inside and that the females dont have any implants and they are original because..... |
| sage & onion |
| of my battery powered heart monitor which.... |
| Jeevan |
| wouldnt like silicone to be spilled on it, sage puts on the glasses and.... |
| sage & onion |
| sees Arniegang rushing through the door with his....... |
| Jeevan |
| lead underwear on to avoid sages stares through the xray glasses and... |
| abdulnafees |
| butterflies, eats honey all day long :P |
| sage & onion |
| And watches out for anything strange that may....... |
| abdulnafees |
| such as the time when he met Goldilocks... |
| sage & onion |
| and the three bears as they were...... |
| abdulnafees |
| HP the papa bear, English Girlie the mama bear and abdulnafees the baby bear |
| sage & onion |
| the strangest group of bears you have ever seen... |
| abdulnafees |
| but sage the bear was very happy to meet the family and fall in love with Goldilocks |
| sage & onion |
| the only problem with this was a very jealous Brother, HP..... |
| abdulnafees |
| Who tried his best to ruin up the relationship |
| sage & onion |
| however we were all saved when EG came along and........ |
| abdulnafees |
| and told everyone that Goldilocks is not straight |
| sage & onion |
| which had everyone really surprised until.... |
| English Girlie |
| EG - (a rather voluptuous and cute bear) and Goldilocks where seen bear hugging!! :shock: :shock: :shock: |
| sage & onion |
| which came as a very unpleasant surprise to...... |
| fayz |
Surprising yes, but only unpleasant because the blood rushed from S&O’s head to below the waist, Goldilocks was also surprised by the transformation.
 |
| sage & onion |
| of Fayz from a gentleman into a..... |
| abdulnafees |
| a ... a hairy monster....and |
| sage & onion |
| and this stirred very unpleasant memories of..... |
| abdulnafees |
| the ugly predator that ate up the old grandfather bear |
| sage & onion |
| who just happened to be my......... |
| rudeboy |
| ur mother in law :D |
| sage & onion |
| and my worst nightmare, especially when she....... |
| BabyDoll |
| saw you naked in your shower :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| especially before the water was turned on, however......... |
| BabyDoll |
| what really shocked her was, there was a dog and a duck in the shower as well .. |
| sage & onion |
| and the most incredible thing was that they were........ |
| BabyDoll |
| they were all wet - from waist down only
(is that possible for the duck and dog??) :lol: |
| sage & onion |
| and trying to shake it off as they do, and then, in walks...... |
| BabyDoll |
| poof !!
you woke up from your dream |
| BabyDoll |
| You try to go back to sleep.
The clock now says 00:02 .... |
| sage & onion |
| you look round for something interesting to read and then suddenly........ |
| BabyDoll |
- Jeevan wrote:
illusion??
how can it rain in dubai, its more of sand than water drops....
driving in such conditions can be...
Who says its rain. Dude you have been in Pune for too long :lol: |
| BabyDoll |
| it thundered, followed by lighting - is this possible?
what could it be?
is it a .... |
| Jeevan |
| illusion??
how can it rain in dubai, its more of sand than water drops....
driving in such conditions can be... |
| sage & onion |
| fun, dangerous, crazy, so many things for us to experience, but when.... |
| abdulnafees |
| they saw the hurricane ahead a very bad one... |
| sage & onion |
| and extremely unusual in this part of the world, within a few minutes the wind was howling and..... |
| abdulnafees |
| the cow went over the moon flying above in the sky..... |
| sage & onion |
| but of course this was the illusion brought on by panic, in reality it was only..... |
| abdulnafees |
| some sort of trash .... and the air striking very hard |
| sage & onion |
| against the windows in the high rise building, then all of a sudden..... |
| Dubaidude007 |
| ...It started snowing; covering the desert in a blanket of white |
| sage & onion |
| which was shocking to the local residents who had only ever seen snow on the TV and MOE, but now, what are we to do........ |
| Dubaidude007 |
| The govt declared weeks of holidays because they could not deal with the calamity of as much as a foot of snow on the ground... |
| sage & onion |
| and meanwhile they tried to import snow plough's from USA, but alas.... |
| Dubaidude007 |
| when they got to Dubai, RTA decided they were not the right size of plows and.... |
| sage & onion |
| decided to adapt them for use as trains for the Metro, the only snag was.... |
| Desert Scorpion |
| the stupid plows were much wider than the Metro track this meant that... |
| sage & onion |
| RTA had to go in for a massive re-construction programme in order..... |
| deadlife |
| because their current system sucked and |
| sage & onion |
| they believed that they could get things back in order if they...... |